John SingletonNation Review, September 10-16, 1976, p. 1162.

Any idiot with half a brain would be able to see the total inanity of the ABC just through the Alvin Purple episode. Unfortunately, however, the real point will almost inevitably be overlooked.

Therefore, it is with the utmost patience that I explain step by step just what the real point is, so that even the dumbest wacker will have some comprehension. Good luck.

  1. The ABC has no profit motive. It is just another way for the government to spend the money you and I make. Because there is no profit motive it doesn’t need to perform, which means it doesn’t have to attract an audience because it doesn’t need advertisers to pay its way. Therefore it doesn’t need the ratings that Alvin Purple inevitably brought and would bring in the future.
  2. The fact that almost twice as many people chose to watch Alvin Purple than any competitive show is therefore an irrelevancy to the ABC. The fact that we like tits and bums and etc, as witnessed by The Box, 96, the African Ballet, screwing, Alvin Purple, etc, is also irrelevant. Because the ABC gets away with the farce that it broadcasts “in the public interest” it can therefore decide also “in the public interest” what is good or bad for us. Eg, Alvin Purple is bad for us.
  3. Surely to Christ it is obvious that the only way the producers of Alvin Purple can be free to perform their antics is in an environment where all the available broadcast airwaves, both radio and TV, are flogged to the highest bidder. In such an environment the producers of Alvin Purple could spend their own money, or those of an owner, doing whatever came to their minds without fear of intervention from Sir Henry Bland, the Festival of Light, or anyone else. Also, in such an environment there would be room for stations who went all the way as well as for stations that went none of the way.

The only reason Alvin Purple is banned is because we allow a few hundred wacks in Canberra to run our lives.

What a trifle it is then that we give these few hundred wackers the right to monopolise all TV and radio and to share this right through “licences” with a few of their mates. While you and I and the producers of Alvin Purple and the Rev Fred Nile can only sit around on the sidelines and boo or clap as the case may be.

The point is not that Alvin Purple is banned but that we don’t see or act upon the inherent danger in a government, any government, being allowed, by you and I, to give itself a monopoly of any media, particularly broadcast.

We see interminable arguments about what should and should not be on the ABC when the argument should really be why the hell we need the ABC in the first place.

But that’s all too obvious when we can discuss important things like how many tits in a tangle.