A Modest Member of Parliament [Bert Kelly], “More cold water on irrigation,” The Australian Financial Review, March 20, 1970, p. 3. Reprinted in Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982), pp. 14-16, as “Irrigation.”

I am becoming acutely aware that Eccles has dried up the wells of my eloquence. He has weaned me from subjects which I used to tackle with enthusiasm and acclamation.

So it was with real urgency that I prepared a stirring statement on the benefits of irrigation, and had the warm feeling that, by so doing, I was restoring my waning popularity.

And good stuff it was too. There was a heart-rending paragraph about water being the lifeblood of the driest continent in the world. Then another about the innate fertility of the soils of the inland, and how they could be made to blossom as the rose when irrigation water was applied.

Then I followed with a moving picture of the ravages of drought and how this great scourge would disappear when we stored more water.

I admit I finished writing the speech with tears in my eyes. In my blurred vision, I could see a touching picture of happy homesteads dotted around the arid interior, with streams of lifegiving water gurgling past the door. And I could hear, in my mind, the stirring speeches made as each new dam is opened by splendid statesmen with bowler hats held reverently across their stomachs.

Then like a fool I showed the masterpiece to Eccles, who read it with obvious distaste and then burst into tears. After he had recovered, he set about me.

He started by saying that it was nonsense about the supposed fertility of the arid soils of the interior, that in most cases they only responded quickly to the infrequent rain because they were fallow for most of the time. But when irrigation water was regularly applied, their supposed fertility quickly disappeared.

He then went on to point out that, in almost all Government-instigated irrigation schemes, the dam and the irrigation channels were paid for by the taxpayer and the debt on them was serviced by the taxpayer.

The capital cost for the engineering works was frequently much over $200 for every irrigated acre, all found by the taxpayer for which no direct return could be expected.

The water charge levied on the irrigators was only expected to cover the cost of the distribution of the water along the channel, with no element to cover the interest on the capital cost.

“But it doesn’t stop there,” he whined. “In many cases, the taxpayer not only generously subsidises the price of irrigated land, he’s often expected then to subsidise the cost of the products grown on the subsidised land. If that isn’t economic nonsense, then I don’t know what is.” He instanced butter and cotton as two quick examples.

“But what about drought? Look what irrigation does to prevent the ravages of drought!”

I thought I had him there, but he went on to explain that any irrigation area based on pasture usage had to be stocked each year, whether there was a drought or not, otherwise it meant there would be irrigated pastures not being used.

So stock are carried on irrigation farms each year (and usually to capacity) and when drought comes, there is little room for any extra stock.

He then went on to say that if the justification for irrigation farms was to supply baled hay to starving stock in drought time, then it certainly would not apply to feeding sheep.

This can be much more cheaply done by feeding grain, and not hay. Eccles is certainly right here, as I know from my own drought feeding experience.

Eccles went on to say that he certainly would not take the stand that all irrigation schemes, particularly private enterprise schemes, were failures. But he said that he was sick of the blind acceptance that storing water was automatically good, just because nice speeches can be made about it.

He said he could think of a great many better ways of spending the taxpayers’ money to assist primary producers than by spending large amounts of money to grow more and more produce which was increasingly difficult to sell, because there was often too much of it already.

I heard Eccles attacked in Parliament. It has made my heart glad. I have often wanted to put him in his place, but to tell the truth, I’m rather frightened of the man!