1. “Let’s give the Olympics a big miss,” The Sun-Herald, 13/11/1988, p. 48.
2. “Let the Games begin — in Athens,” The Sun-Herald, 20/11/1988, p. 50.

1.
Paddy McGuinness, “Let’s give the Olympics a big miss,”
The Sun-Herald, November 13, 1988, p. 48.

Who wants the Olympic Games anyway? Who cares whether in 1996 they are in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane or Outer Mongolia?

Quite a few people, of course. But do the majority of the citizens of Sydney want them? I have no recollection of their having been asked. Instead, it is some kind of politicians’ and businessmen’s obsession, with already all the dirty tricks and maneuverings becoming the stuff of daily news.

It is easy enough to understand why John Elliott of Elders IXL should want Melbourne to have the Games. After all, be comes flushed with the success of the Foster’s Melbourne Cup. Why not follow up with the Foster’s Olympic Games?

And since by 1996 he has a good chance of being leader of the Foster’s Liberal Party of Victoria, and maybe even the Prime Minister of Foster’s Australia Inc, it would be a neat combination of circumstances indeed.

Not that I have anything against Foster’s. It is quite a pleasant drink when served too cold to taste and more palatable brews like Cascade are unavailable or too expensive.

But what on Earth is the reason for campaigning to have any Australian capital, and especially Sydney, subjected to all the disruption, expense and boredom of the Olympics? It is difficult not to wonder whether the old bread-and-circuses syndrome is at work. Australia has immense economic problems which are far from solved. Why not distract the attention of the masses from such problems, and pretend that they do not exist, by promoting the circus of the Olympics? We already can see various flags flying around Sydney with the Olympic symbol.

We have a distinguished former public servant heading up a “citizens committee” for the Games. A citizen’s committee! It is about as representative of the people as all those strange little pressure groups from consumerists to greenies who give themselves grandiose titles and pretend to represent the public interest while they push their own barrows.

Nevertheless, if it could be shown that the people of Australia, and indeed the people of Sydney, do want the Olympic Games in 1996, we would still have to look this gift horse very firmly in the mouth. Cui Bono? Or, who’s going to get the gravy?

For a start, there should be no public money at all involved. There are plenty of cases of huge public debts being incurred by cities and countries who succumb to the Olympic frenzy. Montreal is still paying off the debts it incurred staging the 1976 Olympics.

It is true that the Los Angeles Olympics in 1984 seem to have been a commercial and organisational success; even with glasnost we will probably never know how much was wasted on the Moscow Olympics of 1980, but it certainly had an enormous adverse impact on the living standards of the Russian people.

You can bet London to a brick that if the Games are held in Sydney it will be the Montreal model that is followed rather than that of Los Angeles. If you want to know why, look around you in Darling Harbour. Here we are nearing the end of the Bicentennial year, and the Convention Centre is still not finished.

On it there is a sign declaring “building workers working for peace”. That is reassuring, since they seem to have been working for little else. Much the same happened in Canberra, with the billion-dollar palace of Parliament. The simple truth is that if we embark on a construction project with a deadline, that will either not be met, or it will be used as a means to extract more and more out of the public purse.

This is no great problem for a construction industry which is used to cost-plus contracts, where the profits are guaranteed no matter what the escalation of costs. The corruption of our building industry makes the Queensland Cabinet look like a chimpanzees’ tea-party.

The Olympic Games are in any case by now a parody of true sporting excellence and competitiveness. The major element of competition is in the development of more and more sophisticated and difficult-to-detect ways of taking performance-stimulating drugs.

It cannot be long before the stimulants become so powerful that they begin claiming lives, as athletes drive themselves beyond their physical capacity.

East Germany seems to have become a sporting police State, where the political system is increasingly designed to achieve a growing collection of sporting medals. Do we want to go that way?

Or do we really want to spend weeks or months of 1996 watching the Foster’s Olympics on Alan Bond’s Sky Channel in darkened pubs, guzzling belly-building drugs while athletes destroy their bodies with muscle-building drugs?

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2.
Paddy McGuinness, “Let the Games begin — in Athens,”
The Sun-Herald, November 20, 1988, p. 50.

Well, lucky Sydney. We don’t have to put up with any more nonsense about the 1996 Olympic Games, although it does seem that Mr Greiner is still determined to endow us with a few more grandiose sporting venues to distract the masses from real political issues.

Melbourne, of course, will not get the Games either. Which is just as well. The nerve of Mr Cain in accusing NSW of fiscal profligacy, given the record of his State and especially that of the Victorian Economic Development Corporation, rapidly becoming a by-word for corruption and incompetence, is amazing.

Victoria, in the grip of increasingly loony members of the Socialist Left, is in the process of burdening its industry with a system of compensation and “rehabilitation” which is already out of control. It is crippling its education system too, with a proposal to completely abolish external HSC exams, thus putting kids totally at the mercy of the teachers unions. Already Melbourne University is seriously looking at introducing its own entrance examination.

But it is highly improbable that Melbourne, and therefore Australia, will get the 1996 Olympics. The obvious claimant is Athens, since the modern Olympics began therein 1896.

The problems here are, unfortunately, obvious. Greece is in the hands of an incompetent socialist administration (there are similarities with Melbourne), which cannot be relied upon to protect what it already has, like the Parthenon. Melina Mercouri tours the world grimacing wildly demanding that the Elgin marbles in the British Museum be returned to Greece, while everybody knows they are a lot safer where they are.

The security of Athens Airport (or, rather, the lack of it) is legendary. Mr Papandreou, when he is not conducting an undignified public affair with his air hostess, shows a tolerance for terrorist activities which is alarming.

Despite all this, however, the claim of Greece to the Olympics is undeniable. After all, they started the whole thing some two-and-a-half thousand years ago. It would be logical, if the Olympics are to continue for mote than 100 years in their modern form, that the idea of moving them from dry to city around the world be abandoned. They should be given a permanent home in Greece.

There is a case for closing the whole thing down, of course. Nearly 100 years of Olympics have made it quite dear that they contribute nothing to the spirit of peaceful competition in the world — on the contrary, athletics has become a kind pf war conducted by other means.

But failing this, we could at least rationalise the business by returning the games permanently to Greece. Instead of one city, or one country, going into hock to build sporting facilities which will never be used to their full extent again, cities and government all over the world could get together to help Greece finance the construction of a really worthwhile Olympic sporting complex.

This would of course involve an important boost to the Greek economy — which is in dire need of some kind of boost — and a lasting addition to one of its few healthy industries, tourism. The necessary athletic and accommodation facilities could serve as low-cost accommodation for tourists and others between each games.

Ideally, the International Olympic Federation, or preferably a successor which could conduct itself more openly and less as a murky, conspiratorial oligarchy, could have a role of permanent supervision of the administration of the permanent home of the Olympics.

This would not be a bad thing for Greece, either, which sorely needs the sanitising effect of external scrutiny. Even the European Commission in Brussels is getting fed up with trying to make the Greek Government run its country better.

No doubt one of Melbourne’s claims to staging the 1996 Olympics is that it has a large population of Greek extraction. But once the Australian candidacy is dismissed in favour of Athens, it might be a good idea if our Greek community were to get together to persuade the Australian Government to support the final return of the games to Greece.

Both Sydney and Melbourne would benefit far more from massive donations towards the construction of facilities in Greece than from further disrupting and ruining their own cities.

But if the Olympics are to continue, whether in Greece or in perpetual rotation, it is time that a good deal more attention was paid to cleaning them up. Not only the IOF needs reforming; so, as the events of last week made clear, do the national Olympics committees.

Much more importantly there has to be some kind of sensible approach taken to the question of drug use in athletics. Probably a total legalisation of all drugs used by athletes to boost performance would be the best approach. A few of them would die as a result — but that is going to happen anyway.

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