Today, while surfing The Australian Financial Review microfilm for other research, I stumbled upon an exciting diversity of outrage on Bert Kelly’s egregious egress from the Canberra Kremlin:
1. Anonymous, “A modest disaster on the way to the polls,” 17/11/77
2. Ray Aitchison, “BERT’S EPITAPH — FROM A LOBBYIST,” 23/11/77
3. John Martin, “Champion of freer trade,” 25/11/77
4. Ian Wearing, “Clarity resented,” 25/11/77
5. Lang Hancock, “Sad demise of Bert,” 30/11/77
6. Peter S. MacPhillamy, “Bert Kelly: principle before expediency,” 7/12/77
7. R. D. Kelsey, “‘Fight on’ call to Bert Kelly,” 14/12/77

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Anonymous “On the hustings” column, “A modest disaster on the way to the polls,” The Australian Financial Review, November 17, 1977, p. 4.

As C. R. (Bert) Kelly, the member for Wakefield, would put it, a modest disaster occurred on the way to the polls.

Eccles was trapped in his ivory tower while Fred was too busy with the drought to go along to the party meeting.

As a result Bert Kelly lost pre-selection for the redrawn seat of Wakefield to the member for the abolished seat of Angus, Mr Geoffrey O’Halloran Giles.

After 19 years in the Parliament the former Minister for Navy and Minister for Works bows out with at least the eventual prospect of a State funeral.

That is actually the type of sardonic remark which simultaneously earned Bert Kelly a multitude of friends and a host of political liabilities.

In a single-voiced fashion Bert Kelly has waged for years the parliamentary case against the bipartisan political policy of buying peace from industry lobbyists through increased tariff protection.

He did so without any of the cheap political oratorical gimmicks that are the standard fare of Australian politics.

Instead he cut through such tactics with a tough mind and a calculatedly bucolic and deceptive sense of humour.

His ability to pinpoint accurately the ridiculous in the Australian political scene cost him his ministerial ranking, which had come in the first place only through the adventurous liberality of Sir John Gorton.

Bert Kelly as Minister for the Navy unfortunately took the mickey out of an orchestrated campaign for vastly expanded equipment demands by remarking on national television that admirals were like little boys who always wanted more ships to play with.

He will be missed from the Canberra scene.

His successor, Geoffrey O’Halloran Giles, is more an exponent of unconscious wit.

His best-remembered contribution, delivered entirely without irony, is the line: “The Government, in due course, acted promptly.”

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Ray Aitchison, “BERT’S EPITAPH — FROM A LOBBYIST,” The Australian Financial Review, November 23, 1977, p. 3, as a letter to the editor.

Sir, People in Australia’s labour-intensive industries have learned without surprise that the Liberal member for Wakefield, South Australia, Mr Bert Kelly, failed to gain pre-selection for the seat which he had held for almost 20 years.

Bert hit the dust because his unremitting campaign for free trade at a time of high unemployment too often reminded people of Don Quixote.

As a member of Parliament, Bert Kelly was witty, determined and modest. Unfortunately, interesting economic theories cannot take priority over the practical need for jobs.

RAY AITCHISON,
Executive Director,
Australian Confederation of Apparel Manufacturers,
Barton, ACT

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3.
John Martin, “Champion of freer trade,” The Australian Financial Review, November 25, 1977, p. 3, as a letter to the editor.

Sir, Bert Kelly was a champion of freer trade and his vigorous pursuit of this goal unleashed counter-attacks that often denigrated the man and not the argument.

No doubt this caused pain.

Bert always responded vigorously — and cheerfully — with substantial and factual arguments.

What I liked about him was not so much that he barracked for a cause that I support but rather that he was his own man.

Our version of the Westminster system does not tolerate tough independent types like Bert Kelly and I believe our democracy suffers accordingly.

JOHN MARTIN,
National Director,
Australian Retailers’ Association.

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4.
Ian Wearing, “Clarity resented,” The Australian Financial Review, November 25, 1977, p. 3, as a letter to the editor.

Sir, I am not surprised to read of Mr Aitchison’s gratification at Bert Kelly’s departure from the political scene.

Bert’s clarity and persistence must indeed have been resented by a lobbyist who talks more muddled-headed nonsense than most.

Certainly the farmers who are paying about $158 million a year to subsidise Mr Aitchison’s clothing industry will resent the gloating tone of his mean little letter.

IAN WEARING,
Economist,
Australian Woolgrowers’ and Graziers’ Council.

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5.
Lang Hancock, “Sad demise of Bert,” The Australian Financial Review, November 30, 1977, p. 3, as a letter to the editor.

Sir, It is not usual to write an obituary until the person is dead, but in the case of Bert Kelly, the Liberal Party’s action in not re-nominating him for Parliament not only means the demise of Bert as a parliamentarian, but illustrates the demise of Parliament as representing the Australian electors.

It also shows that the Liberal Party is dead and all pretensions to be a party representing free enterprise should be seen by the public to be dead with it.

How could any party expect to get high quality members serving in Parliament if its methods of pre-selection are so bad that a man of Bert Kelly’s outstanding worth can be forcibly ejected from Parliament on the say-so of fewer than 50 people in an electorate of thousands?

Remember, he has not been rejected by the voting public, but only by the Liberal Party’s method of guaranteeing that good candidates will never sit in Parliament.

Here’s hoping that your publication does not bury the “modest member” along with Bert’s parliamentary career.

LANG HANCOCK,
Hancock Prospecting Pty Ltd,
Nedlands, WA.

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6.
Peter S. MacPhillamy, “Bert Kelly: principle before expediency,” The Australian Financial Review, December 7, 1977, p. 3, as a letter to the editor.

Sir, With regard to Mr Aitchison’s letter of November 23, Mr Kelly lost pre-selection for two reasons in my opinion.

First, he was one of the few politicians who put principles before political expediency. Second, in my view of this government’s high protectionist policies, it would appear clear that his removal was a direction from the top of the party machine.

Mr Kelly never professed to be a free trader. His economic theories are not only interesting but correct and based on IAC and the old Tariff Board reports. They have not been disproved but because they make politicians uncomfortable are pushed aside. Tariffs do not give an overall increase in jobs but in fact reduce job opportunities.

Can the textile industry show that the recent increase in protection, use of quotas, have held or increased job numbers in that industry? We know that artificial profits have risen dramatically and labour saving procedures are being investigated.

I would suggest to the Australian Confederation of Apparel Manufacturers that if they believe protection of their industry does provide jobs and is in the national interest they seek subsidy instead of tariff so that the whole community pays for the business feather bed. At present this cost is being carried by the exporter.

The ACAM in the not distant future when they have an 80 per cent quota of sfa (very little) may regret that there were not a few more Bert Kellys around to halt the lunacy that is prevailing now.

PETER S. MacPHILLAMY
Forbes, NSW.

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7.
R. D. Kelsey, “‘Fight on’ call to Bert Kelly,” The Australian Financial Review, December 14, 1977, p. 3, as a letter to the editor.

Sir, It was most disheartening to learn that the Modest Member for Wakefield, Mr Bert Kelly, failed to gain pre-selection for the Liberal Party after almost 20 years of service.

Bert, a free trader, should have known better than to expect support from a party irrespective of its lip service to free enterprise, which permits the existence of Ministries for Restricting Supply and Pushing Up Prices, namely Industry and Commerce and Business and Consumer Affairs.

R. D. KELSEY,
Ascot, Qld.

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Further reading for Economics.org.au readers:
a) Kenneth Graham [Ken Baxter], “The Modest Member must not give up,” The Bulletin, December 17, 1977, p. 112.
b) A Modest Farmer [Bert Kelly], “Farmer gave the parson a very sour reply,” The Australian Financial Review, December 22, 1978, p. 3. Excerpt: “I think the miners should encourage one of their number to write a Modest Miner column in this paper so that their case could be put with sympathy and understanding. But perhaps they are too ashamed of being miners.” (Also, less impressive than that article is this one from the same author: A Modest Member of Parliament, “The backseat drivers of the Pilbara,” The Australian Financial Review, June 17, 1977, p. 3.)
c) Benjamin Marks, “Gina Rinehart Should Take Blame Indiscriminately,” Gina Rinehart dot info, October 28, 2014. Excerpt: “How unbeatable would it be if Gina wrote a regular column in the Bert Kelly tradition from the perspective of ‘A Modest Millionaire’? Where would that leave her current critics? Rather than rejecting automatically all her arguments like they do now, they would have to start appraising her reasoning; and when it was unclear whether she was being ironic, then her critics would have to think for themselves.”