by Benjamin Marks, Economics.org.au editor-in-chief
My cruel critics will be laughing. The 3rd Annual Australian Mises Seminar, Brisbane, November 30-December 1, 2013, is fast-approaching and my worst fears have been realised, thanks to many of you.
Unfortunately, it is now confirmed that both John Singleton and Bob Howard will be attending the Mises Seminar. I had always hoped that Singo and Howard would take Apprehended Violence Orders out against me for stalking them and sue me for reproducing nearly 200 items featuring them without their permission. Imagine the media attention that would have brought me; maybe I would have got an all-expenses-paid drug-fuelled working holiday in Long Bay out of it. But it seems now that it just wasn’t to be. And the media will have to work harder to pretend there is nothing newsworthy about GinaRinehart.info. It is as though Singo and Howard have no objections to their brilliant unsurpassed writings being reproduced and are even tangibly supporting it by attending the Mises Seminar. With enemies like them, who needs friends? I’ll have to search for other ways to prod and provoke them because this has backfired spectacularly. I mean, get this: The Mises Seminar will be the first reunion in a generation of the authors of Rip Van Australia (1977), the greatest Australian political book since the Workers Party Platform (1975). When two people who have read Rip Van Australia meet, their first reaction tends to be surprise. So there is no telling what will happen when the two people who wrote it meet. Maybe they’ll sing the alphabet together. Imagine all the false hope and stupid optimism that even just news of such a once-in-a-generation event will bring.
If that news isn’t depressing enough, this will put you on suicide watch. Jeffrey Tucker will only be in Australia for the Mises Seminar. He will not be moving here permanently. He would prefer to pay for airfares to leave Australia than to stay here. After it is over he will leave us here on our own and travel as far away as possible, just as Professor Hoppe did after the 2011 Mises Seminar (my review here) and Professor Block did after the 2012 Mises Seminar (my review here). Nobody likes us. This is not to take anything away from the amazing generosity of Neville Kennard’s children, Sam, Walt and Jim, in securing Jeffrey Tucker for our Mises Seminar; it’s just disappointing that Tucker would not take the hint and stay here long-term. He even has an Australian surname. Jeffrey Tucker is the Ludwig von Mises Institute’s website www.mises.org; he no longer runs the website, as he left for an upgrade at Laissez Faire Books, but he is still his good old self. He is highly-functional and in high demand. He has more information than any one individual can process, so he can’t keep it in, making him a prolific writer and speaker. Being fully searchable, he is good at answering questions. Most nights his speech lags a bit. He is the most popular libertarian in the world among those who know the difference between a geek and a wonk. He has his own writing style and his own dress code. Each of the thousands of articles he has written could be expanded into an Australia-wide lecture tour. But he will only be in Brisbane only for the Mises Seminar.
Even worse news is that Australia’s most prolific and talented free-market advocate, Workers Party veteran Viv Forbes, currently active as chairman of the Carbon Sense Coalition, is looking likely to be at the Mises Seminar. This means he will be there instead of writing another of his important essays and letters to the editor. So the Mises Seminar will not merely be disappointing; it will also be a step backwards for free-market advocacy.
It is always good to see Ron Manners of Mannkal Economic Education Foundation, but I don’t think he will be at the Mises Seminar. He will be generously sponsoring many Westralian students in his place, so they’ll probably get all the girls in attendance who were all expecting him. I might as well be in Long Bay.
In other news, Neville Kennard is dead. So is Ronald Kitching. And they didn’t go quietly, as you don’t need reminding. Bert Kelly, Lang Hancock, H.L. Mencken, Murray Rothbard and Ludwig von Mises are also dead. They have been dead quite a while now. It does not look like they are coming back. And of course Viv Forbes, Ron Manners and John Singleton are old. So sad. Someone should tell them. Still so active. Bob Howard is not so old. Which is not so sad.
If you are thinking of going to the Mises Seminar, have any questions about cheapest accommodation, etcetera, feel free to ask me or post below or on www.facebook.com/groups/mises.seminar/ and we will try to talk some sense into you. Tickets at www.mises.org.au will soon be gone for good. Because my jet is being reupholstered, I got return airfares from Sydney to Brisbane for $116.90, including credit card fee. JetStar and Tiger have great airfares, thanks in large part to the dismantling of the two-airline policy racket; and the Mises Seminar ticket price is cheaper than ever, thanks to Michael Conaghan of Liberty Australia. So please think hard when coming up with an excuse not to go. It will be worth it.
Sam Kennard
October 25, 2013 @ 5:17 pm
Thanks Benjamin! Nev's "children"? Geez, at 43 I thought I had grown up, but I'll take it as a compliment. 🙂
Sam