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Bert Kelly, The Australian Financial Review, August 13, 1971, p. 3.

A month or so ago we were told of a gathering of thousands of people in New Guinea who believed that if they went to a certain place at a certain time and did certain things, great wealth would suddenly be showered on them.

Many wise and or educated (there is a difference) people were either amused or sorrowful at this exhibition of placid trust by these primitive people in the “cargo cult.”

But are we much better? At this time of the year, everyone is expectantly looking to Canberra because “The Budget” is coming soon. People seem to think that if they do certain things, like marching up and down, or saying certain things, such as “making strong representations,” then the good Government will suddenly shower them with nice things.

But if it does do this it will be only because it has previously taken nice things from other people. We should not imagine Mr Snedden as a rather glamorous, whiskerless Father Christmas. He’s not like that at all, although he has indeed, a lovely, generous nature. The only thing he lacks is money. I am sure he would throw it around by the shovelful if he had any of his own. But he hasn’t. All he gives away he has to pinch from other people.

When I was young we used to grizzle at the Government (whichever Government it was). But we didn’t have radio or TV then, and we mainly grizzled for fun. But not now. We really mean it now. In those days we used to cast our burdens on the Lord. Now we cast them at the Government.

Surely we must be the most over-governed people there are. We seem to have a pathetic belief that you can fix things by passing laws. We think, in our muddled way, that we help the cause of education by passing laws forcing unwilling youths to stay at school where they become disciplinary hazards and so make it more difficult to teach those who want to learn. We pass laws making voting compulsory and think that we get a better democratic result by so doing. We pass laws stopping the export of galahs so that we have to shoot them instead to stop them eating our crops. As long as we are passing laws, we think we are solving things.

When I was a lad we had a lot of thistles on our farm. A law was gazetted declaring them to be noxious. Having heard this from my father, I went out early the next morning expecting to find the thistles wilting. They weren’t. And even now the place is still infested with thistles.

Declaring thistles noxious might well have been a necessary first step to getting rid of thistles. The next step is to get after them with a hoe. This is harder and takes much more time. It is far easier to pass the law, but not nearly so effective.

Fred perhaps would take things to the extremes. He watches the actions of all these capable and dedicated people from Mr Chipp downwards, who wear themselves out in a vain attempt to prevent people getting access to drugs. Fred is a keen student of genetic principles on his farm and he thinks the same principles should be applied to the nation. He advocates putting a 44 gallon drum of drugs on each street corner with a notice in large letters. THESE WILL KILL YOU, BUT TAKE THEM IF YOU MUST.

Fred’s idea is that you have to cull the herd somehow, and this would be the cheapest and most effective method he knows. He says that the idea of having the drugs in 44 gallon drums is to stop little kids reaching in for them. He’s not stupid, not Fred!

But going back to our subject. I suppose the main reason we look to the Government for everything, far more than we used to, is that many people have paid so much income tax in the past and this money has been used to look after other people. Now these people themselves expect to be looked after. This might indeed be just and right, but it doesn’t say it is the best way of governing a country.

However, going back to New Guinea and the people gathering on the mountain top awaiting the arrival of the cargo plane: they at least had the excuse that they were ignorant. We don’t usually admit this as our excuse for behaving in a similar way. I suppose if we were pressed, we would admit to being more sentimental than realistic. But we all mean so well!

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  126. Perish the thawed!
  127. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  128. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  129. Why no-one nails the Big Green Lie
  130. A case for ministerial inertia
  131. Why politicians don't like the truth
  132. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  133. Better to be popular than right
  134. Crying in the wilderness
  135. Ivory tower needs thumping
  136. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  137. Rural Problems
  138. Unholy state of taxation
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