Deborah Light, “Governments — like a red rag to a Rogue Bull,” The Sydney Morning Herald, June 6, 1991, p. 2. Including lots of Hancock quotes.

What do you give a man who has everything? If it’s Lang Hancock, nothing, as Brian Burke found. In fact, the famed octogenarian millionaire gave the former WA Premier hundreds of thousands of dollars to do exactly that: nothing. Simply keep the other bastards out of power.

Hancock appeared before the royal commission yesterday exhibiting several traits rare among witnesses to date. For a start he sought to appear; he wanted to clear up all this fuss about his political donations. Next, he wasn’t shy about how much and to whom he gave. And he showed that, if this commission is about establishing whether big business cosied up to government in funds-for-favours deals, don’t look to prove it through Lang.

Burke didn’t have to promise Hancock anything, he said. In fact, he contributed plenty over the years; about $2 million since the early 1980s, almost all of it to the Labor and National Parties, no strings attached.

Any why not? It was his money, he said. He could do with it what he liked. And there’s another turn up — most others gave generously from their shareholders’ funds. Lastly, age notwithstanding, he proved to have one of the best memories so far exhibited by commission witnesses.

Business doesn’t come much bigger than Lang. Worth $150 million by BRW magazine Rich List standards, this man earns $70,000 every week from iron-ore mining royalties, just for being himself, or rather for being what he once was. It was Lang, known as Rogue Bull, who opened up the vast Pilbara region in WA and, with it, the world’s largest iron-ore deposit.

Dressed in runners, safari jacket and slacks, with a slim cane in one hand and elegant wife, Rose, on the other, Hancock slowly made his way into the commission yesterday. He might be a bit slow on the pegs, his voice creaky with age, but the Hancock mind is still sharp enough to break rocks and the resolve and vision are as strong and arrogant as ever.

He gave to the Labor Party in WA because, “at least they can’t do any harm. They can’t do any good, but they can’t do any harm,” he said.

This legendary right-winger was simply afraid that the Liberals, with whom he’d had an acrimonious split under the previous Charles Court Liberal Government, would return to power in WA. That was bad news for him and bad news for Australia. “My political philosophy is particularly free enterprise and none of them have that.”

But Bob Hawke’s Government is a different matter when it comes to Lang’s largesse. Asked if he provided funds to the Federal Labor Party, he said: “Not that I remember … I get these letters and they just go in the waste basket.”

In a spare 20 minutes in the box, Hancock read a five-page statement: “Answer to Question: Why Did You Support the Labor Party” (which included a plug for his 1979 book Wake Up Australia), sharing his theory: “I have always believed that the best government is the least government.” And: “Although government do not and cannot positively help business, they can be disruptive and destructive.”

He’d spent millions of his own money on Eastern Bloc countries — he was, after all, a backer of the Ceaussescu Government — in order to provide jobs, foreign exchange and royalties.

“So far neither I nor my companies have made large profits out of these ventures,” he said. Indeed, foreign-exchange earnings of $7 billion a year from his planned Eastern Bloc projects were possible. Then he was helped from the box and handed to his wife. “Don’t scum my husband,” she warned journalists gently.

Outside the commission building, embedded in the broad pavements of Perth’s St Georges Terrace, are bronzed plaques which mark the great West Australians of history to whom the city pays gratitude: the gritty Duracks who opened up the Kimberleys; the great Lee-Steere pastoralist family, and the explorers and politicians, the Forrests. One pays tribute to Lang Hancock, Prospector. There is none for Yossie Goldberg or Laurie Connell, or even Brian Burke.