A Modest Farmer [Bert Kelly], “A mixed-up toad knows tariffs are a load,” The Australian Financial Review, January 27, 1978, p. 3.
Reprinted in Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982),
pp. 48-49, as “Back to the Farm.”

I suppose this article could also be entitled a worm’s eye view because things look rather different from the grassroots level than they used to from Olympian heights occupied by Federal Parliamentarians.

What I was Fred’s member he was always moaning about his rapidly escalating farm costs and I used to respond by giving him little lectures about looking on the bright side or comforting him by saying that he was suffering for the good of the nation.

Then Eccles began educating us about the size of the tariff burden which exporters have to carry, pointing out that exporting farmers are subsidising secondary industry by at least $2,000 million a year.

But I admit now that this all seemed a little theoretical and, though I was sorry for Fred in a detached kind of way, I didn’t worry about it as much as I should have.

But things look different now that I have again to wring a reluctant living from the land. I can now understand why Fred used to get so sour. You remember the verse:

The toad beneath the harrow knows
Exactly where each toothpoint goes:
The butterfly upon the rose
Preaches contentment to the toad.

My trouble is that this toad now knows what he didn’t know before he became a member of Parliament. Then I used to think that rising costs were an affliction from on high, like droughts or floods.

This didn’t make me like cost increases, but because I thought they had natural causes I used to get more hurt than angry about them. But now I know that at least $2,000 million of farmers’ costs are caused by the tariff, so I now get angry as well as hurt.

And I can now understand why Fred takes such a jaundiced view of politicians who mouth endearments to him at election time but who clobber him with tariffs for the next three years.

Because Eccles has taught Fred and me about the size of the tariff burden we bear, we now get mad as well as sad, and it hurts a great deal more to know that it is a burden deliberately imposed by a Government that says it loves us.

But even more hurtful is the knowledge we now have about the size of the tariff burden which as been weighed by both the Industries Assistance Commission (IAC) and the Australian Woolgrowers and Graziers’ Council (AWGC).

I think the main reason why the high protectionist lobby hate the IAC as they do, is not only because the IAC spells out the position fearlessly, but chiefly because they have had the nerve to measure the weight of the tariff burden.

There was a time when the high protectionists used to kid themselves and us that the tariff burden was weightless, that there was indeed such a thing as a free feed, but most of the people who used to think that way have died off by now.

Now the high tariff lobby takes refuge in saying that measurements of the tariff are so imprecise as not to be credible.

This is where Fred and I would like to be heard. We will cheerfully admit that measuring the weight of the tariff burden is far from easy and it is certainly beyond our competence.

But both the IAC and the AWGC have measured it, and, what is more, have spelt out their methods of doing so.

If the high protectionists do not agree with the methods these groups have used we suggest that they get busy and do their own measurements. They should remember that even their own officials admit that the tariff imposes burdens on export industries.

Surely it is only proper that we should know the weight of the burden.

Fred says that if your foot is being crushed by a waggon wheel, it is no comfort to be told that it is difficult to measure the weight of the wheel. What really interests you is that it is crushing your plurry foot.

Both Fred and I are sick of being told that we should not worry about the weight of the tariff burden just because it is hard to measure it accurately.

I used to take refuge in that kind of excuse when I was an MP, but now this toad knows exactly where each tariff toothpoint goes.