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Bert Kelly is a staff member of Economics.org.au. He is a staff member because we employ his work. No one else has republished Bert Kelly’s writings in a generation (until The Bert Kelly Research Centre’s important Bert Kelly bio was published in October 2012, which I discuss here). Also, Bert Kelly endorses Neville Kennard and Neville Kennard endorses us, so it’s a direct progression.

(a.) Bert Kelly’s One More Nail (1978) (14 items)
(b.) Bert Kelly and others on the Modest Members Society (7 items)
(c.) Bert Kelly’s Parliamentary Speeches (2 items, with link to all others)
(d.) Bert Kelly’s Modest Member/Farmer Column (1969-85) (78 items)
(e.) Columns republished in 1982 in Economics Made Easy (23 items)
(f.) Other Bert Kelly works and mentions (16 items)

(a.) Bert Kelly’s One More Nail (1978)

  1. Introduction — Bert Kelly on the Political Process.
  2. Chapter 1 — Writing on the Wall: explains that tariffs equal high prices plus world war.
  3. Chapter 2 — Family History
  4. Chapter 3 — Pre-Parliament Life
  5. Chapter 4 — Into Parliament: Bert Kelly enters Parliament.
  6. Chapter 5 — Northern Territory: Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election.
  7. Chapter 7 — Tariffs Introduced
  8. Chapter 8 — More About Tariffs
  9. Chapter 11 — Journalisma context-setting summary of Bert Kelly’s career in journalism by Kelly himself.
  10. Chapter 12 — Public Works Committee — Excerpt: Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  11. Chapter 13 — Rural Problems
  12. Chapter 16 — Some Sacred Cows
  13. Chapter 18 — Experiences in Parliament: Bert Kelly outwits Howard.
  14. Chapter 19 — Relationships with the Liberal Party: Excerpt: “Socialism has not been fostered so much by the Labor Party as by the Liberal Party encouragement of policies which are thought to be attractive to the people at election time. Once we have propounded them, these then became part of our doctrine, even if we know that they are in direct conflict with principles of self help and self reliance in which we say we always believe. The main plank in our platform is that it is essential to keep Labor out of government, which is a nicer way of saying keeping us in … I repeat, the main principle in which we believe is the utter necessity of keeping Labor out of government and in the pursuit of this end we are prepared to compete bitterly with the Labor Party in propounding socialist policies.”

(b.) Bert Kelly and others on the Modest Members Society

  1. Gary Sturgess, “Move for a body of Modest Members,” The Bulletin, June 2, 1981, pp. 26-28. Excerpt: “Kelly, modestly, plays down his own importance. He says that the ‘free marketeers’ have a wider vision than he did, and are having more success because of it.”
  2. Bert Kelly, “Modest Members Association,” June 10, 1981, reprinted in Economics Made Easy.
  3. Michelle Grattan, “Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold,” The Age, August 14, 1981, p. 13. Excerpt: “The smaller government battle didn’t become the cause it should have with me — I was so busy after the tariff hare. That’s the difference between me and this group. They have a wider vision — I had tunnel vision.”
  4. Peter Shack, “The Society of Modest Members,” Optimism, Sept. 1981, p. 8.
  5. Colin Brammall, “19th-century laissez-faire philosophy ‘with a safety net’,” The Canberra Times, April 28, 1982, p. 2. Unconvincing attempt to explain what the Modest Members Society stands for. In contrast, see the following item by Bert Kelly.
  6. Bert Kelly on the unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society — “What the market will bear,” The Bulletin, August 14, 1984, p. 124.
  7. Nick Richardson, “Modesty ablaze,” The Bulletin, April 30, 1996, pp. 48-49.

(c.) Bert Kelly’s Parliamentary Speeches

  1. Bert Kelly’s Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  2. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly Speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  3. You can read all of Bert Kelly’s parliamentary speeches and parliamentary mentions by searching Bert Kelly here.

(d.) Bert Kelly’s Modest Member/Farmer Column (1969-85)

  1. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column — “That economist may be right, but …”, The Australian Financial Review, November 28, 1969, p. 3.
  2. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column — “That economist, Mr Eccles, is at it again,” The Australian Financial Review, December 5, 1969, p. 3.
  3. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column — “Where did the orderly markets go?” The Australian Financial Review, December 12, 1969, p. 3.
  4. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column — “Oh I’m popular, but am I right?” The Australian Financial Review, December 19, 1969, p. 3.
  5. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column — “Down at the silos — wheat quotas for sale?” The Australian Financial Review, January 2, 1970, p. 3.
  6. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column — “Why the wheat industry leaders are no pin-up boys,” The Australian Financial Review, January 9, 1970, p. 3.
  7. Do we want our money to fly?,” The Australian Financial Review, June 12, 1970, p. 3. Against subsidised airports and tourism.
  8. Can a bear be sure of a feed?,” The Australian Financial Review, July 10, 1970, p. 3.
  9. Is the Budget a cargo cult?,” The Australian Financial Review, August 13, 1971, p. 3.
  10. Will we end up subsidising one another?,” The Australian Financial Review, August 20, 1971, p. 3.
  11. Has Santa socked it to car makers?,” The Australian Financial Review, December 24, 1971, p. 3.
  12. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012 — “Don’t arrive late at my State funeral,” The Australian Financial Review, September 29, 1972, p. 3.
  13. Bert Kelly’s Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?) — “Even Canute couldn’t stem political tides,” The Australian Financial Review, December 29, 1972, p. 3.
  14. Why take in one another’s washing?,” The Australian Financial Review, January 12, 1973, p. 3.
  15. Gillard’s galley-powered waterskiing — “The handout honeymoon’s nearly over,” The Australian Financial Review, February 23, 1973, p. 3.
  16. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it — “Farmer Fred found in good spirits,” The Australian Financial Review, March 16, 1973, p. 3.
  17. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?,” The Australian Financial Review, August 3, 1973, p.3.
  18. Can price control really work?,” The Australian Financial Review, October 12, 1973, p. 3.
  19. Should we put up with socialism?,” The Australian Financial Review, October 26, 1973, p. 3.
  20. We’re quick to get sick of socialism,” The Australian Financial Review, November 23, 1973, p. 3.
  21. You can’t pull the wool over Farmer Fred,” The Australian Financial Review, January 11, 1974, p. 3.
  22. About time the protection racket ended,” The Australian Financial Review, February 8, 1974, p. 3.
  23. Labor: a girl who couldn’t say no,” The Australian Financial Review, April 19, 1974, p. 3. Yes, the title used on Economics.org.au for this article is the same title used in the AFR 37 years ago, before Julia Gillard’s Prime Ministership and the suggestions of forcing an early election over the carbon tax. Also of relevance is that six months earlier, in October 1973, a Modest Member column titled “Should we put up with socialism?” suggested that the Whitlam government should stay on, so we would all be forced to learn about the evils of socialism by getting it stuffed in our faces, and so we wouldn’t be able to say that they chickened out and that it would have turned out fine.
  24. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand — “Leo’s growl descends to a squeak,” The Australian Financial Review, November 8, 1974, p. 3.
  25. Politician sacrifices his … honesty — “RED jobs will put us in the red,” The Australian Financial Review, January 24, 1975, p. 3.
  26. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities — “… then I had a flash of inspiration,” The Australian Financial Review, January 31, 1975, p. 3.
  27. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken — “Kiss every baby, lick every boot?” The Australian Financial Review, January 23, 1976, p. 3.
  28. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL — “The mixture as before — in capitals …,” The Australian Financial Review, January 28, 1977, p. 3.
  29. Bert Kelly on Political Football — “The sporting camel in the tent of the taxpayer,” The Australian Financial Review, September 16, 1977, p. 3.
  30. How to stand aside when it’s time to be counted,” The Australian Financial Review, November 11, 1977, p. 3.
  31. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer — “It’s back to the tractor,” The Australian Financial Review, December 16, 1977, p. 3.
  32. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief,” The Australian Financial Review, December 23, 1977, p. 3.
  33. Trade wars can easily lead to real wars,” The Australian Financial Review, February 3, 1978, p. 3.
  34. How to impress your MP — ambush him,” The Australian Financial Review, February 24, 1978, p. 3.
  35. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone …,” The Australian Financial Review, March 3, 1978, p. 3.
  36. Don’t feel sorry for him — hang on to his ear,” The Australian Financial Review, March 10, 1978, p. 3.
  37. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR — “The Language of Power,” The Australian Financial Review, September 8, 1978, p. 3.
  38. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases,” The Australian Financial Review, September 29, 1978, p. 3. Bert Kelly at his best, on the fact that big business is often against free-markets.
  39. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her — “A rather crude man got stuck into me at the discussion,” The Australian Financial Review, October 6, 1978, p. 3.
  40. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life,” The Australian Financial Review, February 2, 1979, p. 3.
  41. Announcements in The Bulletin of Bert Kelly writing for them — “The Modest Farmer joins us,” The Bulletin, November 4, 1980, p. 20, and, “How The Modest Member came to be,” The Bulletin, November 11, 1980, p. 155, in a section on the same page as his first column in The Bulletin, which was titled “Boring it up the bastards from the bush” and was republished under a different title and a different date in Kelly’s Economics Made Easy. It is on Economics.org.au here.
  42. Perish the thawed! — “Cold comfort on a return trip,” The Bulletin, December 23/30, 1980, p. 68.
  43. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush,” The Bulletin, January 13, 1981, p. 91.
  44. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players — “Protections that nobody needs,” The Bulletin, January 20, 1981, p. 107.
  45. Great ‘freedom of choice’ mystery,” The Bulletin, February 10, 1981, p. 91.
  46. Small government’s growth problem,” The Bulletin, February 17, 1981, p. 123.
  47. Even if lucky, we needn’t be stupid,” The Bulletin, March 17, 1981, p. 121. “About two years ago I was appointed chairman of a committee to advise State and Federal governments how to clean up the meat inspection mess. Our report was signed early in 1980 and because nothing seems to be happening I think I should drag the subject out into the open so that everyone can have a good look at it and see what a ripe old mess we have made of it.”
  48. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill — “Are whales cruel to kill krill?” The Bulletin, April 7, 1981, p. 108.
  49. It’s all a matter of principle,” The Bulletin, May 5, 1981, p. 118.
  50. A case for ministerial inertia,” The Bulletin, January 12, 1982, p. 89.
  51. Why politicians don’t like the truth,” The Bulletin, January 19, 1982, p. 104.
  52. Parliament a place for pragmatists,” The Bulletin, March 9, 1982, p. 107.  He describes the Liberal Party philosophy thus: “We just have to govern Australia badly for fear that Labor might govern us worse.”
  53. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment,” The Bulletin, August 10, 1982, p. 108. The Australian Meat Industry Royal Commission unamused.
  54. Better to be popular than right,” The Bulletin, October 12, 1982, p. 150.
  55. Ominous dark clouds are gathering,” The Bulletin, January 4, 1983, p. 84. On tariffs and war.
  56. Bert Kelly asks, “How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?” — “A drug on the free market,” The Bulletin, February 15, 1983, p. 99.
  57. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede — “Tassie should cut the painter,” The Bulletin, March 8, 1983, p. 100. Tasmania could be the next Singapore or Hong Kong.
  58. Who needs literary licence?,” The Bulletin, May 31, 1983, p. 118. Kelly says Neville Kennard is “splendid” and “speaks my language.”
  59. Bert Kelly: “I must take some of the blame” — “Fraser’s foolish seven-year feast,” The Bulletin, June 28, 1983, p. 118.
  60. A touch of Fred’s anarchy,” The Bulletin, July 19, 1983, p. 118. Kelly calls Kennard “brave” and “pigheaded.”
  61. Government Intervention vs Government Interference — “Breaking down barriers,” The Bulletin, September 13, 1983, p. 124.
  62. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument — “A thought to make thin blood run cold,” The Bulletin, September 27, 1983, p. 142.
  63. Bert Kelly: “I did not try often or hard enough” — “The problems of stabilisation schemes,” The Bulletin, December 13, 1983, p. 112.
  64. Ken Baxter, “The Gospel according to Bert,” The Bulletin, December 27, 1983 / January 3, 1984, p. 84.
  65. A look at life without tariffs,” The Bulletin, March 27, 1984, p. 116.
  66. Bert Kelly “lacked … guts and wisdom” — “Let’s have a quota of principles,” The Bulletin, April 3, 1984, 106.
  67. Case for ministers staying home,” The Bulletin, May 8, 1984, p. 120.
  68. Why costs can’t be guaranteed,” The Bulletin, May 15, 1984, p. 118.
  69. Hitting out with a halo,” The Bulletin, July 24, 1984, p. 150.
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society — “What the market will bear,” The Bulletin, August 14, 1984, p. 124.
  71. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc — “Dreams up in smoke,” The Bulletin, September 11, 1984, p. 146.
  72. Crying in the wilderness — “Back to the wilderness,” The Bulletin, September 25, 1984, p. 120.
  73. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices — “Mavis to the rescue,” The Bulletin, November 6, 1984, p. 140.
  74. Ivory tower needs thumping,” The Bulletin, December 11, 1984, p. 135.
  75. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs,” The Bulletin, December 25, 1984 / January 1, 1985, p. 89.
  76. Let’s try the chill winds,” The Bulletin, January 22, 1985, p. 97.
  77. Unholy state of taxation,” The Bulletin, March 19, 1985, p. 98. Excerpt: “When I die, I hope people will remember me by the proverb: ‘You can always tell a man who is dining out on an expense account by the enthusiasm with which he summons the waiter.’” Another excerpt: “I flatly refuse to write about different ways of raising more tax money.”
  78. Tiny note on Bert Kelly’s column in The Bulletin in 1985 — “The Modest Farmer,” The Bulletin, July 23, 1985, p. 98, in the anonymous “Wildcat” section.

(e.) Columns republished in 1982 in Economics Made Easy

  1. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia’s Pathetic Journalists and Politicians — May 8, 1970. Economics Made Easy, pp. 138-40, as “Equality (1).”
  2. Spending your Money,” June 19, 1970. Economics Made Easy, pp. 129-31.
  3. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected! — August 14, 1970. Economics Made Easy, pp. 27-29, as “Small Farmers (1)”.
  4. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics — September 25, 1970. Economics Made Easy, pp. 21-23, as “Exporting Birds.”
  5. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone — December 11, 1970. Economics Made Easy, pp. 115-17, as “Cheap Labour (1).”
  6. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument — December 31, 1970. Economics Made Easy, pp. 100-02, as “Iron and Steel (1).”
  7. An Idiot’s Guide to Interventionism — June 18, 1971. Economics Made Easy, pp. 5-7, as “Supply and Demand (1).” The statist bible.
  8. “Don’t you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?” — October 8, 1971. Economics Made Easy, pp. 117-19, as “Cheap Labour (2).”
  9. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief — February 22, 1974. Economics Made Easy, pp. 19-21. On the recent floods, in 1974.
  10. People not Politics,” October 10, 1975. Economics Made Easy, pp. 127-29.
  11. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment — August 20, 1976. Economics Made Easy, pp. 102-04, as “Iron and Steel (2).”
  12. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government — September 17, 1976. Economics Made Easy, pp. 108-10, as “Shipbuilding (2).”
  13. Tariffs Create Unemployment — September 24, 1976. Economics Made Easy, pp. 51-53, as “Tariffs and Employment (1)”. “Tariffs and Employment (2)” is this one.
  14. Government Intervention,” September 15, 1978. Economics Made Easy, pp. 144-45.
  15. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer — April 13, 1979. Economics Made Easy, pp. 104-06, as “Iron and Steel (3).”
  16. Bert Kelly on political speech writers — October 19, 1979. Economics Made Easy , pp. 65-67, as “Tariffs and the P.M.”
  17. Petrol for Farmers,” November 23, 1979. Economics Made Easy, pp. 38-40.
  18. Supply and Demand,” December 7, 1979. Economics Made Easy, pp. 147-49. Either obey the law of supply and demand or repeal it, but whatever you do, don’t ignore it.
  19. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends “theoretical academics” — September 12, 1980. Economics Made Easy, pp. 228-30, as “Defence of I.A.C.”
  20. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod? — October 22, 1980. Economics Made Easy, pp. 244-46, as “Dr Stretton.”
  21. Charabanc: Part 1 — August 19, 1981. Economics Made Easy, pp. 200-03, as “Charabanc (a).”
  22. Charabanc: Part 2 — August 26, 1981. Economics Made Easy, pp. 203-06, as “Charabanc (b).”
  23. Charabanc: Part 3 — September 3, 1981. Economics Made Easy, pp. 206-08, as “Charabanc (c).”

(f.) Other Bert Kelly works and mentions

  1. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions,” The Age, April 4, 1962, p. 6.
  2. 1976 ABC TV Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  3. Kenneth Graham, “The Modest Member must not give up,” The Bulletin, December 17, 1977, p. 112 — “He is one of those rare politicians who actually manages to see the importance of consistent, long-term policies over immediate party advantage.”
  4. C.R. Kelly, “A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change,” Economic Papers, no. 59 (August, 1978), pp. 91-95.
  5. Sacred cow kicker into print,” The Bulletin, August 29, 1978, p. 93, in the “Intelligencer” column.
  6. John Hurst, “Max Newton: Maverick in Exile,” Nation Review, July 21-27, 1977, p. 11 — “The only politician I ever had any time for was Bert Kelly, the Member for Wakefield, SA, who conducted a lone, thankless campaign in favour of low tariffs with no hope of preferment under Menzies.”
  7. Maxwell Newton, “A ‘spy’ replies,” The Bulletin, December 16, 1980, p. 5, as a letter to the editor — “Bert Kelly was … a close and dear friend in those early days.”
  8. Robert Haupt, “This is the wall the Right built,” National Times on Sunday, September 7, 1986, p. 12  — “True, there has long been a free-market faction in the Liberal Party: for many years, its name was Bert Kelly. Kelly carried the standard against the trade-stifling policies of successive Liberal-Country Party governments, and he generally carried it alone. His party colleagues regarded him with amusement; his political career went nowhere.”
  9. Government Fails Spectacularly — Bert Kelly, “Monarto … and why it went wrong,” The Bulletin, November 3, 1981, p. 44. This is the first and so far only article in The Bulletin by Bert Kelly that I have found that is not his Modest Farmer column.
  10. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop — Quadrant, May 1987, pp. 76-77.
  11. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There — Quadrant, November 1987, pp. 77-78.
  12. Bert Kelly, “Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks,” Quadrant, September 1991, pp. 51-53.
  13. David Barnett, “Taking the Right’s road,” The Bulletin, July 12, 1988, pp. 32-35. — “Just as much as the valedictory dinner, the government’s structural adjustment committee of cabinet is a tribute to the Modest Member.”
  14. Viv Forbes, “Time to Butcher ‘Aussie Beef’,” Our Sacred Land & Other Essays (first published by Business Queensland and Common Sense in 1994), issue no. 102: “Three major Australian Meat exporters complained again in 1980, this time to Federal Police, about meat substitution (which by then included horse meat). Bert Kelly chaired an investigation which reported that abattoir managers were using gifts to induce meat inspectors to look the other way. Bert’s report was shelved …” For Bert Kelly on meat, see “Even if lucky, we needn’t be stupid,” The Bulletin, March 17, 1981, p. 121, which brings some of the report findings out into the open, and “Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment,” The Bulletin, August 10, 1982, p. 108, where Bert Kelly tells of his appearance before Royal Commission on Meat Inspection.
  15. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  16. Robert Haupt, “Why no-one is nailing the Big Green Lie,” The Sydney Morning Herald, March 17, 1990, p. 6 — brilliant article by Haupt, very evocative of Bert Kelly.