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Bert Kelly series exploring ways government could help farmers:
1. There’s no satisfying Farmer Fred (February 20, 1970)
2. Counting the cost of wool compensation (February 27, 1970)
3. Eccles keeps his cool with a $100m cheque (March 6, 1970)
4. Economists are queer about money (March 13, 1970)

1.
A Modest Member of Parliament [Bert Kelly], “There’s no satisfying Farmer Fred,” The Australian Financial Review, February 20, 1970, p. 3.

There is only one word to describe adequately the attitude of farmers in my rural electorate, and that is that they are “sour.”

I do the best I can when at meetings and talk about the boom on the stock exchange and the 7 per cent annual growth of the Gross National Product.

I am not sure what I am talking about when I refer to the G.N.P., but it is part of the jargon that I have picked up from Eccles, the economist, and it sounds rather good, I think.

But it doesn’t seem to help me as I hoped.

The other night, after I had finished a polished (for me) exposition about the booming economy, Fred the farmer got to his feet in the back of the hall and in a loud, slow voice said that he was sick of this kind of talk.

“The economy may be booming in the cities but it isn’t on the farm and that’s where I live,” he growled.

He then went on to say that I was their member and they wanted me to do something about it, and to stop making stupid statements.

When he sat down, he was loudly applauded and I gathered the distinct impression that my constituents expected me to do something.

So I hurried over to Canberra and told Eccles of my determination to press for subsidies on all agricultural products and asked him how I should go about it.

At the mention of the word “subsidy” Eccles went grey about the gills.

When he recovered he asked me querulously whether I wanted to see the Government do to other industries what it had done to dairying.

I have known for some time that the dairying industry is in a mess, but I also know that the industry asked for the subsidy so I thought it must be a good thing.

But Eccles went on to explain that because of the subsidy the dairy industry was producing more and more butter which it had more and more difficulty in selling.

He didn’t claim that the industry was inefficient but he did claim that it was encouraged, by subsidy, to continue to produce butter which no one wanted.

“And if that’s helping the industry,” he squeaked, “then I don’t know what ‘help’ means.”

I said that I was sure that the Government was on the right lines by offering $5 million a year to bring about consolidation of dairy holdings.

Eccles, for once, conceded this, but pointed out that the industry was receiving assistance at the rate of $100 million a year by industry subsidy, devaluation compensation and domestic price arrangements.

This had the effect of keeping people in the industry and, with $100 million a year keeping them in, it was hardly surprising that the industry hadn’t embraced with open arms the $5 million a year to get out.

He then went on to talk about margarine and said that the restrictions on margarine were offensive to him, as an economist, but he understood the political motivation of the restrictions when a lot of the vegetable oils from which margarine is made were imported.

“But in a very few years,” he prophesied, “Australia will be producing more vegetable oils than we can use when the good wheat farmers bring their plant and know-how to bear on safflower and linseed.

“There has been no pressure to do this until now, but with wheat production so drastically limited, there will be a big swing to these two crops. And how you will be able to justify margarine quotas then, I don’t know.”

He then went on to say that the subsidy props under the industry would then break and there would be an awful mess which would be the result of the government subsidising the industry and so insulating it from the demand.

“And now I expect you want to do the same for wool,” he growled.

But wool must wait until next week.

2.
A Modest Member of Parliament [Bert Kelly], “Counting the cost of wool compensation,” The Australian Financial Review, February 27, 1970, p. 3.

Last week Eccles was critical of the manner in which the dairy subsidy had affected the dairy industry.

He has asked me to emphasise that he was not critical of the industry, but of the effect of unwise (if popular) Government action to help it.

He then threatened that he would deal with the projected wool subsidy this week.

But before getting going on wool, he made a brief review of what he had previously told me about the effect of the wheat subsidy, how it had encouraged people to grow wheat with the world demand falling and that this insulation of the industry from the demand situation had the same serious effects for wheat as for butter.

“And now you want to do the same thing for wool,” he whined, “you ought to be ashamed of yourself.”

I replied that the projected plan I had heard about was not a subsidy plan but a “cost compensation plan.”

But Eccles just snorted at this excuse, which I admit was a bit lame.

I think we ought to think of it as a straight out subsidy and not try to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

Eccles’ main complaint about this subsidy scheme was that it would inevitably do the same for wool as for wheat and butter.

It would insulate the industry from the world around it. If the world demand for wool dropped, the subsidy would rise; so production would keep up, with demand falling.

“This is the kiss of death for any industry,” he complained.

Then he went on to give some figures.

He pointed out that a subsidy of 5c a lb for wool would cost about $100 million a year, and to offer the woolgrowers less than this would certainly not be either politically popular, nor indeed would it make much difference to the growers’ position.

He then said that 75 per cent of this $100 million would go to 25 per cent of the growers and that there would be political problems if the grower of 1,000 bales of wool was going to get the same percentage subsidy as the man who grew 10 bales.

On the other hand, limiting the subsidy to the small grower would be economically silly because those of us in the industry know that one of the ways we may get out of our trouble is to produce more wool, in other words, to become larger growers.

Any limitation of the subsidy to small woolgrowers would be working in exactly the wrong direction.

Also I know my woolgrowers well enough to know that if only the smaller grower was to receive a subsidy then there would be an awful lot of “fixing” going on by dividing clips into two so as to get the subsidy.

The chap mooching along behind a slowly moving mob of sheep has a lot of time on his hands to devise methods of getting around regulations drawn up by harassed Civil servants!

Summing it all up, the theory behind the cost compensation scheme is that it is supposed to insulate the industry from increasing costs, while Eccles says that we should never do that but what we could do if we would it to do something about the costs.

While Eccles was unloading this long lecture I was getting angry. At last I could stand it no longer.

“Look here, Eccles,” I said, “I know you know more about economics than I do, I know you are probably right in theory, but I also know that I am getting into very hot water among the electorate. My farmers don’t want lectures about economic philosophy, they want help.”

That shook old Eccles a bit. Living in his ivory tower as he does, it is always a shock to him to find that there are lowly people like me who want to be popular.

He is inclined to think everything that is popular must automatically be wrong. Funny warped mind the man’s got!

But after he had digested my complaint for a while he said that he could think of a lot of things that he could do to really help the industry with $100 million a year — things that would really help and not hurt.

I told him he had better trot them out next week and they had better be good!

3.
A Modest Member of Parliament [Bert Kelly], “Eccles keep his cool with $100m cheque,” The Australian Financial Review, March 6, 1970, p. 3.

Last week, Eccles promised me that he would do his best to spell out how to help the rural industries in general, and the wool industry in particular, in ways that were not hurtful, as he felt the wool subsidy plan would be in the long run.

I told him that he could use the projected $100m annual subsidy for wool to splash around, if he wanted it.

Economists are funny people. I would have thought that he would have rushed out with the $100 million in his hot little hand to make a good fellow of himself, by giving away a bit here and a bit there.

But not old Eccles!

According to him, the important things would cost no money at all and would leave the lovely $100 million untouched.

For instance, he said that the Government, if it wanted to help the economy as a whole, the rural industries as a whole, and the wool industry in particular, it would do something effective about combating inflation.

When I first became a Member of Parliament I used to think inflation was something to do with tyres. But I have gradually learnt that inflation means that money becomes worth less.

This didn’t worry me much until I realised that inflation makes the position of the exporters worse because Australian costs go up, so the exporter pays for inflation in the end.

So I knew what Eccles was talking about when he said that inflation was a real problem.

He said that the Government ought to risk unpopularity by being prepared to dampen down the economy when it was flaring into a boom.

He also said that any deficit financing to pay for any social service (however desirable) added to the inflationary pressure and so added to the exporters’ problems in the end.

I suppose this is all very well in theory but, as I pointed out to Eccles, we now have two elections every three years and people seem to love us more if we give away more and more of their money.

So I know that clamping down on inflation isn’t going to be popular and popularity is what I like most.

And then Eccles said that an important component in the rising cost was the high protection given to some industries. I knew the wretched man would get going on tariffs if he got the chance.

I have doggedly refused to rush off after the tariff hare, mainly because it would be awful hard work to catch up with it and when I had caught it I wouldn’t know what to do with it.

So I told Eccles that I had been told that tariffs didn’t increase costs much — indeed I had seen some figures which showed that the tariff had only increased woolgrowers’ costs by 85c a lb of wool.

I thought old Eccles would have a seizure when I gave him this figure.

He said it was completely wrong because even if it did include all the tariff included direct costs to the woolgrower (which he very much doubted) it ignored the impact of the tariff on wages and on indirect costs that the woolgrower incurred.

His informed guess would be closer to 10c a lb, certainly not 85c.

So evidently tariffs are important.

Eccles says that he is not a free trader but he doesn’t want to see protection handed out with a shovel as it has been in the past.

He says that a more realistic attitude to tariffs would be of great benefit to the economy as a whole, and to woolgrowers in particular.

Then he went on to talk about wages. He objected to wages going up faster than productivity. If this happens, then prices go up and this makes the exporters’ situation more difficult.

Then he mentioned restrictive trade practices legislation which he didn’t think was working very well. He was bubbling over with examples but these will have to wait.

I stopped him there and told him all these things, though imminently sensible, would only be helpful in the long term.

“What I want is something that will help me now,” I grizzled, not in 10 years.

“Instant popularity is what I want, not long term solutions. And you haven’t touched that $100 million pile yet.”

But he said that would have to wait until next week.

Economists are, as I said, funny people.

They are also awful long winded.

4.
A Modest Member of Parliament [Bert Kelly], “Economists are queer about money,” The Australian Financial Review, March 13, 1970, p. 3.

Old Eccles has had a whole week to concentrate on the one simple subject of spending $100 million in ways that would help the wool industry and not hurt it.

That is the kind of task I would love, but no one asked me to engage in any popular exercise of that sort. But spending taxpayers’ money is evidently something that economists don’t view with the same enthusiasm that politicians do. Queer people!

Eccles’ first suggestion was so surprising that I feel uncertain whether to put it down.

He has a suspicion that an important reason why the Government was not able to do a deal with the U.S. about the abolition of their devastating duty against our wool was our anxiety to protect the Australian tobacco industry.

He has calculated that the assistance that the tobacco industry gets in one form or another works out at about $10 million a year, or $400 for every acre of tobacco grown.

His suggestion is to pay the tobacco grower $400 an acre not to grow tobacco. This would cost $10 million of Government money, but if by doing this we could get our wool into the U.S. duty free and so avoid the duty of 26.25 U.S. cents a lb, then surely great benefits would flow to the wool industry.

Last year we sold the U.S. over 80.5 million lb of wool which paid a total duty of over $21.5 million. This is a very grave impost which we may well be able to get rid of, if we were more realistic about tobacco.

The next thing Eccles suggested was that we should have another look at the death duties on primary producing land.

We only get about 1 per cent of our total Commonwealth revenue from probate. If we removed probate from all rural properties and did a deal with the States to do likewise, then great good would be done to the wool industry as well as to other rural industries.

And it would assist the aggregation of holdings which Eccles thinks is vital to the health of the industry — politically unpopular though it may be.

He said he was pleased with the start the Government made in this matter during the last Budget, but says it could very well go further yet.

He then said it would be a very useful thing to use some of this $100 million to set aside credit specifically for land aggregation and for improvements in properties to make them more efficient.

Then he went on to speak about local government rates which have spiralled alarmingly.

According to Eccles, they have increased by over 10 per cent every year in the last 20 years. Farmers are well aware that these rates are a heavy burden to bear. The Commonwealth Government could do a deal with the States in this area.

On the same line of argument, Eccles pointed out that the interest burden for the N.S.W. Railways works out at $34.5 million a year.

Doing a deal with States to write off their interest burden on railways on condition that they removed road restrictions, which they would be able to do because rail freights would then be more competitive, would have a dramatic result on wool freights.

Eccles then went on to say that woolgrowers were incurring very high costs in wool handling all along the line. As labour becomes more expensive there is a great need to substitute capital for labour.

Shearing, for instance. A lot of research goes into packing more wool on to a sheep, but practically none to getting it off. So shearing costs are becoming devastatingly high.

Generous Government backing (financial and otherwise) for research into mechanical and chemical shearing methods would be a step in the right direction.

The wool industry is also heavily burdened with unnecessary handling costs from shed to ship.

A start has been made to streamline these by establishing wool villages, but generous credit at low interest to expedite modernising of wool handling would really help. This would include core testing, of course, but also providing efficient rail and ship connection.

Eccles says that, if provoked, he could add to this list, and I have no doubt he will if I don’t stop him as I had to today.

But he asked me to particularly note that all the things he suggested today would add to the health of the industry, and make it better equipped to meet the challenges of the world around it, and would not insulate it from these pressures as wool subsidy would.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on his journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Bert Kelly, Hayek and Mencken on the virtues of farmers
  8. Sound economics calls for quiet from government
  9. Petrol for Farmers
  10. Some Sacred Cows
  11. Experiences in Parliament
  12. Spending your Money
  13. Is Taxmania a politician fetish?
  14. How Bert Kelly repays a free feed
  15. Modest column #898
  16. Chicken-hearted feathered friends strange bedfellows on a feather bed?
  17. Who needs literary licence?
  18. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  19. Helping the farmers help themselves
  20. Standing on the shoulders of the downtrodden
  21. Supply and Demand
  22. Bert Kelly responds to claims he is arrogant and uncredentialed
  23. Politics: it's a very confusing business
  24. The best featherbeds run on rails
  25. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  26. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  27. Blinded by their tears
  28. Anti-freedom pro-tobacco industry lobby harmed Australia
  29. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  30. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  31. Is free priceless healthcare worthless?
  32. Can government kiss it better?
  33. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  34. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  35. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  36. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  37. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  38. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  39. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  40. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  41. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  42. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  43. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  44. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  45. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  46. Why take in one another's washing?
  47. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  48. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  49. State Premiers are always asking for more taxing powers
  50. Can price control really work?
  51. Should we put up with socialism?
  52. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  53. Time the protection racket ended
  54. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  55. People not Politics
  56. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  57. The inspirational incentivising Dear Leader Gough Whitlam
  58. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  59. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  60. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  61. Bert Kelly's empowering feminism
  62. Another shot at motor car madness
  63. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  64. What if the whole country is swindled?
  65. Moss Cass: "Flood plains are for floods"
  66. A worm's eye view
  67. Eccles returns to haunt us
  68. How to grip a politician's ear
  69. It's hard to digest this economic cake
  70. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  71. Cold water on government-instigated irrigation schemes
  72. Hooray for Ord River Dam!
  73. Tariffs paid by exporters
  74. The problem of principles v popularity
  75. If you support State Quotas, where will your logic take you?
  76. Against guidance by government
  77. A socialist in Liberal clothing
  78. Never ask the government to help
  79. Don't listen to economists!
  80. Bert Kelly's revolutionary strategy
  81. Welfare state incentivises bludging and being thrown out of work
  82. It all sounds like bloody politics to Fred
  83. Mavis wants me to get in for my chop
  84. Whitlam's July 1973 25% tariff cut
  85. Bert Kelly on Import Quotas
  86. Good directions when government backseat driving, like reversing down wrong side of road
  87. Barriers to imports are barriers to exports
  88. "I was right" — but he's off to hospital ...
  89. Kicking the multinationals is too easy
  90. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  91. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  92. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  93. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  94. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  95. It's all a matter of principle
  96. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  97. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  98. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  99. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  100. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  101. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  102. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  103. Small government's growth problem
  104. I like my kind acts to get a mention in the press
  105. A Modest Member rakes the embers
  106. Tariffs Introduced
  107. More About Tariffs
  108. Sacred cow kicker into print
  109. Bert Kelly's 1984 two-article quote-collection on Aboriginal policies
  110. Modest Member must not give up
  111. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  112. Tariff-cut nonsense lives on
  113. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  114. The high cost of protection
  115. Generosity creates problems
  116. The Society of Modest Members
  117. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  118. Modesty ablaze
  119. Case for ministers staying home
  120. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  121. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  122. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  123. modest members society
  124. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  125. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  126. Let's try the chill winds
  127. Taking the Right's road
  128. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  129. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  130. A look at life without tariffs
  131. The Gospel according to Bert
  132. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  133. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  134. Hitting out with a halo
  135. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  136. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  137. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  138. Industrial Relations Club shovellers
  139. From Shann to Stone
  140. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  141. A sojourn in the real world
  142. The tariff wind swings
  143. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  144. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  145. A charabanc called protection
  146. Taken for a ride - to nowhere
  147. Down hill, in circles, all the way
  148. Economic facts and figures are statistics who should speak out
  149. Any cons arguing small business bad but big government good?
  150. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  151. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  152. Bert Kelly's Family History
  153. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  154. What the MP could say to the Bishop
  155. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  156. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  157. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  158. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  159. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  160. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  161. Undigested morsels in Fraser spew
  162. Bert Kelly on LSD
  163. Bert Kelly reflects on the Australian car industry in 1992
  164. Bert Kelly wants reprinted Shann's Economic History of Australia
  165. If tariffs are opposed here then why not there?
  166. The emperor has no textiles, clothing and footwear sense
  167. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  168. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  169. This is the wall the Right built
  170. Tariff Protection in Australia (1970)
  171. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  172. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  173. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  174. Keeping the bucket of worms alive
  175. Can we get off the stomach-churning head-spinning tariff merry-go-round?
  176. Do we want our money to fly?
  177. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  178. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  179. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  180. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  181. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  182. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  183. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  184. Bert Kelly on Alf Rattigan's Industry Assistance: The Inside Story
  185. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  186. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  187. Bert Kelly baits Welfare State Tiger
  188. Why does Govt wear two faces?
  189. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  190. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  191. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  192. Bert Kelly on dumping duties
  193. The Govt's helping hand often hurts
  194. Unbuckling the hobbles on the motor industry
  195. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  196. Government Fails Spectacularly
  197. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  198. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  199. Having your cake and eating it
  200. Perish the thawed!
  201. Hooray for Northern Development!
  202. Politicians can resist everything except pressure
  203. The silly image of our MPs
  204. Bert Kelly Question Time highlights
  205. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  206. Should facts stand in the way of a good story?
  207. Fondling one another's glass haloes
  208. What is the sense in making the effort to look after yourself?
  209. Fred's Feeling: Counterpatriotic country contrarian
  210. Handouts for big boys only
  211. Mavis trying to buy a hand loom
  212. Bad news for bearers of bad news
  213. Is it time to get aboard the tariff band-waggon?
  214. Why farmers resent tariff protection for motor makers
  215. A sordid use of scare tactics
  216. Goods vs services
  217. Tariffs are hilariously counterproductive
  218. The dilemmas of Aboriginal Affairs
  219. Bert Kelly on decentralisation
  220. Inflation breeds moral decay
  221. Who envies equality?
  222. Growth – malignant or benign?
  223. Government wiser than Magna Carta
  224. Bert Kelly on looking to politicians for moral leadership
  225. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  226. Whitlam & co on the Dismissal
  227. 25% Tariff Cut
  228. Bert Kelly on pensions
  229. The backseat drivers of the Pilbara
  230. Mr Clunies-Ross of the Cocos Islands should rule Australia
  231. They get the wind up when it changes
  232. Why the Big Green Lie survives
  233. Ross McLean in 1982: "Malcolm! Why don't we try good government? It might be popular."
  234. Bert Kelly on the importance of exchange rate movements
  235. Bert Kelly shows how to attack
  236. Bert Kelly vs Bert Kelly vs Bert Kelly
  237. Industrial relations dinosaur, Bruce, chews his cud
  238. Hooray for "firmly entrenched"!
  239. Respect your dinosaurs
  240. What if something is "deeply ingrained" yet harmful?
  241. A case for ministerial inertia
  242. Why politicians don't like the truth
  243. Our great open spaces
  244. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  245. Better to be popular than right
  246. Crying in the wilderness
  247. Ivory tower needs thumping
  248. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  249. Politicians get undeserved praise, why not undeserved blame too?
  250. Feet in a bucket of champagne
  251. Rural Problems
  252. Health cover needs a $30 excess clause
  253. Unholy state of taxation
  254. Boring economics worth a smile
  255. The Libido for the Miserable
  256. Agricultural Development and Tariffs
  257. Fred's too poor to have principles
  258. Eccles Law of the constant wage share
  259. "He whom the gods would destroy ..."
  260. Low tariff torch burnt Eccles' fingers
  261. A cow of a car — with dual horns
  262. Tariffs: when to wean infant BHP?
  263. Keep any government as far as possible from farming
  264. The Playford charade is out of date
  265. Bert Kelly: the odd man out who's now in
  266. Dries must resist giving up struggle as going gets tough
  267. How a well meaning Government can be so stupid
  268. The icing on the economic cake
  269. Sir Roderick Carnegie's foreword to Bert Kelly's Economics Made Easy
  270. The Vale of Popularity and the Protection Procession
  271. Politics 101: Pay Lip Service to Capitalism and Shoot the Messenger
  272. Bert Kelly makes politicians eat their own words on tariffs, then says, "We cannot be blamed for treating the statements of our statesmen with cynical contempt"
  273. Bert Kelly on Free Enterprise
  274. Cartoons of protected industry, the welfare teat and the nanny state
  275. Bert Kelly on the theory of constant shares and the Fabian Society
  276. Bert Kelly vs Doug Anthony
  277. You're lucky if you escape being helped by government
  278. Bert Kelly on Small Farmers
  279. Bert Kelly on Apathy
  280. Bert Kelly in 1967 on "problems of government and things like that"
  281. The last "Dave's Diary"
  282. Bert Kelly vs The Australian on tariffs in 1977
  283. Bounties or Tariffs, Someone Pays
  284. Geriatric companies without a minder
  285. A free marketeer wary of free trade
  286. Nixon's puzzling profession of faith
  287. "Ford ... seems to spend more time bending its knees than its back"
  288. Clyde Cameron's weak ways with wise words
  289. Why flaunt what others flout?
  290. Bert Kelly yearns for Tim Flannery's powers of prediction
  291. Looking after yourself is silly
  292. Bert Kelly masterpiece on drought, fire, flood and other natural disaster relief schemes
  293. Government can take credit for our car industry mess
  294. Car makers want the 4wd driven deeper into tariff bog
  295. Why our MP is no longer prone to a good sob story
  296. Auto industry is in a straitjacket
  297. Bert Kelly on market predictions
  298. Why should dryland farmers subsidise irrigation farmers?
  299. How much should government decrease incentive for independence from government?
  300. Clarkson crowned Deputy Government Whip
  301. Bert Kelly to blame for soaring government healthcare costs
  302. 1959 return of Dave's Diary
  303. Bert Kelly in 1966 on developing northern Australia
  304. Successful government intervention can [sic] occur
  305. Vernon Report upholds Clarkson
  306. Quiet Man Makes An Impact
  307. Should it be compulsory to buy footwear and clothing?
  308. To save Australian clothing industry women must all wear same uniform
  309. Don't confuse plucking heart strings with plucking harp strings
  310. Speech only for public
  311. Catchy Tariff Circus Extravaganza
  312. Bert Kelly in 1985 on cars yet again
  313. Hurrah for the Gang of Five
  314. Thoughts on a verse about Balfour
  315. Bert Kelly pep talk to politicians
  316. Government intervention = Agony postponed but death brought nearer
  317. Recipe for disaster: Freeze!
  318. Recipe for government intervention: Gather winners and scatter losers
  319. Recipe for industry destruction: Blanket market signals
  320. Mavis writes!
  321. Bert Kelly's empiricism is not kneejerk reaction kind
  322. The $2,000 song of the shirt worker
  323. Subsiding only small farmers means subsiding the big banks
  324. Difficult to be fast on your feet when you've got your ear to the ground
  325. It would surprise people to see how sensible MPs behave if they think they are not being watched
  326. Bert Kelly on "this land of limitless resources" and "great open spaces"
  327. Growing bananas at the South Pole
  328. Car components tariff protection under fire
  329. Why carry a $300m car subsidy?
  330. Tariff feather beds for the foreign giants
  331. Bert Kelly says end compulsory voting to stop donkey vote
  332. Perhaps being smart and insured isn't all luck
  333. You gets your tariff, you pays a price
  334. More funds to train Olympians?
  335. Fire in their guts and wind in ours
  336. Should free universal healthcare include pets?
  337. Sound advice from a modest farmer
  338. A tottering monument to intervention
  339. Cunning meets wisdom
  340. Competition, Aussie-style: Who's the bigger parasite?
  341. Australians are proud patriotic parasites, says Bert Kelly
  342. Taxpayer-funded sport is cheating
  343. Being loved by all is not always a good thing
  344. Welfare State Destroys Society
  345. 1980 Bert Kelly feather bed series
  346. The White Mice Marketing Board
  347. Government intervention and advice can be harmful, even when right, even for those it tries to help
  348. One small step on the compulsory voting landmine
  349. The free & compulsory education sacred cows have no clothes
  350. Holding a loaded wallet to an economist's head
  351. Political No Man's Land
  352. Only blind greed demands both equality and prosperity
  353. A cow that sucks itself — that's us!
  354. Nip the bud of incentive; mock community spirit into submission
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