A Modest Member of Parliament [Bert Kelly], “Those awful tunes the piper plays,” The Australian Financial Review, August 8, 1975, p. 3.

Whenever you want to exude an air of wisdom the thing to do is to trot out a proverb.

For instance, if a feeling of inferiority threatens to overwhelm you, I suggest that you utter this platitude: “The man who pays the piper calls the tune.”

You instantly appear as one who really knows what makes the wheels go round, what makes the world tick.

People will nudge one another and say, “There is a wise man, he doesn’t say much but he really is at the centre of the political web. Keep your eye on him; he’ll go far.”

So when I hear some discussion whether the fate of the centre of Sydney should be decided by the Australian Government I’ve only to stand aside and say rather loftily that as the Commonwealth will be contributing generously to the city’s finances, it is only proper that the Commonwealth Government should have a considerable say in what is done in the centre of Sydney.

Then you let fall the fateful phrase, “The man who pays the piper calls the tune,” and that’s the end of the argument with most people.

But is this really enough? Certainly I admit that a person or a government is only likely to spend money wisely if he has the responsibility of raising it.

You can always tell a man who is dining out on an expense account by the enthusiasm with which he summons the waiter, they say.

You can always tell a government which is spending money that some other government has raised. All you hear are complaints about how lousy is the donor government.

So I agree that the government that is spending the money should have the responsibility of raising it because this is the only way of making government careful in their spending.

I also contend that it is a basic tenet of wisdom that a government is less likely to make mistakes if it has to live with them.

And if wisdom comes encapsuled in proverbs it is proper to counter “The man that pays the piper calls the tune” with “A bird doesn’t willingly foul its own nest.”

The advocates of Federal interference with the centre of Sydney may well be right if the Federal Government is supplying the centre of Sydney with money to revive it, but surely this isn’t the right way to behave.

Would it not be better for Sydney to have the responsibility of raising it’s own finance under a different system?

Similarly, would it not be better for the States to be responsible for raising more of their own money? If they were, they would spend it far less profligately.

The assumption that is so often made is that the man who pays the piper knows what tune should be played. It is said that the Commonwealth Government has a wider vision, that we are above local pork barrel politics, that we have a broad national outlook.

This is of course nonsense. When we were in government at each election I used to feel a dam coming on. And now under this government when I see the way that the local government instrumentalities or the State governments are spending the money that the Commonwealth is shovelling out in a pathetic attempt to bury its unemployment problem under a mountain of money, I see with an awful clarity that you couldn’t design a more wasteful way of spending money.

The fundamental weakness in our present division of financial powers between local, State and Federal Governments is that the Federal Government has control of the purse strings and the man who pays the piper is calling the tune. He is indeed, and the truth is that he is making a series of awful selections.

There are two reasons for this. One is that he frequently lives in his ivory tower in Canberra and doesn’t know what the local people want.

And because he doesn’t have to listen he’s inclined to order music that he thinks will do the listeners good even if they hate it.

But to also pretend that the Commonwealth is immune from the basest political motivations is nonsense. Both sides of politics, at the Federal level are just as likely to go chasing local government instrumentality.

We did it in our time, and the Labor Government is doing it now.

This will always happen while politicians are human and while Governments spend money they do not have the responsibility of raising.

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Further explorations of what to do about proverbs in other articles on Economics.org.au, include:

Robert Haupt often used techniques like fighting proverbs with proverbs for a proportional response, as this four-article Economics.org.au compilation shows.

Another classic Australian proverb ponder is from Lennie Lower: L.W. Lower, “A Long Lane Gathers No Moss: L.W. Lower decides to give up Proverbs and lead the simple life,” The Australian Women’s Weekly, June 25, 1938, p. 13.

See also, for yet another Economics.org.au tangent, “Punemployment: people are neither numbers nor puzzle pieces; the platitude attitude.”