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I flatly refuse to write about different ways of raising more tax money. … I am prepared to recommend ways of saving money so government can raise less taxes.
~ Bert Kelly, “Unholy state of taxation,” The Bulletin,
March 19, 1985, p. 98.

1. How to end that national sport of tax avoidance (April 23, 1971)
2. Death duty the death of us all (April 30, 1971)
3. Once more unto the (tax) breach (May 7, 1971)
4. Tax revolt evades the notice of Mr Howard (April 11, 1980)
5. Who among us can cast the first gall stone? (April 18, 1980)
6. Income tax encourages ‘avoision’ schemes (April 24, 1980)
7. Born again on the issue of death duties (May 2, 1980)

A Modest Member of Parliament [Bert Kelly],
“How to end that national sport of tax avoidance,”
The Australian Financial Review, April 23, 1971, p. 3.

Eccles says that I have been side-stepping for far too long the unpleasant task of examining our taxation system. So here goes, but I don’t expect it will do anything except get me into hot water.

The first thing I am going to do is to admit that there ought to be some kind of capital tax, at least, while our income tax laws remain as they are. There is only one reason for this statement — there are so many ways of avoiding income tax that you really need a capital tax to gather some of the money that clever sods have successfully avoided paying.

That there is a lot of tax avoidance is both known and natural. Old Fred doesn’t now pay any income tax at all for the very good reason that he doesn’t have an income.

But in the good old days when there was money in farming, it didn’t take the old boy long to think of ways, legal and — well, almost legal, for avoiding income tax.

He had a natural advantage over the income tax man as he spent a lot of time on the tractor where he had both the time and the incentive to think out really good schemes. People often make the mistake of thinking that Fred is as simple as he seems.

We all know that there are many respectable ways of avoiding paying income tax. You can, if you are a city business man, buy farming land, clear the scrub from it, sell it at a profit and pay no tax on the profit. Or you used to be able to when people wanted to buy it.

Another good way of getting a non-taxable income is to buy shares and receive bonus issues. Or you can buy land and have the government build a road through it (with the taxpayers’ money) with the result that you don’t have to pay income tax on the increased income which other taxpayers have put into your pocket.

But there are comparatively simple systems. The really clever people, with a lot of income to make it really worthwhile to buy expert taxation brains, have got the most magnificent schemes. Avoiding income tax is said to be one of our chief national sports.

No one thinks it is wrong — we are only acutely envious of people who find another hole in the legislation.

But it is really a bit hard on the wage and salary earner who can’t avoid anything much.

These people are inclined to sneer rather cynically when you tell them how sorry you are that you have to pay so much income tax. They have a shrewd idea that they wouldn’t have to pay nearly as much if other people paid their proper share.

And there is something hopeless about thinking that you can block up all the holes in the tax legislation. I suppose it is a grim indictment of our modern civilisation that the best brains in the country are devoted to avoiding income taxation rather than producing income.

You are kidding yourself if you think, while income tax tends upwards all the time, that people suddenly are going to be different and are going to welcome parting with large lumps of their money to other people. You also know that if one bolt hole is closed off with new laws, some sod with a sharp nose will sniff out a weakness in the new legislation, and then away go the shrewd ones out through the new hole.

So to catch some of the wealth that slips, legally or illegally, through the income tax gatherer’s fingers, there ought to be some kind of capital tax. I know everyone will hate me for saying this.

There is another comparatively unimportant reason for reluctantly agreeing to this proposition. After all, the more money gathered in by a capital tax, the less income tax will have to be paid, and so the less steep the progression in the income tax scale will need to be.

But there we are, landed with a capital tax, with votes going out the window in a steady stream — and Mavis crying quietly in the background.

But there is one thing about which I am certain, that is, that the death duties tax, the chief capital tax used by the States and the Commonwealth, is about the worst form of capital tax you could use. I will tell you why next week.

A Modest Member of Parliament [Bert Kelly],
“Death duty the death of us all,”
The Australian Financial Review, April 30, 1971, p. 3.

Last week I reluctantly agreed that there should be some kind of capital tax and that the death duty taxes were about the worst form of such a tax.

My chief objection is that the bigger you are, the more worthwhile it is to spend considerable amounts of money to make certain that you escape paying your proper share.

Here again, my experience during the prosperous years of the past has taught me something about avoiding probate.

In those good old days, my accountant and I thought up some very clever schemes, some of which the Government has not yet found out about, or at least hasn’t yet stopped.

And when they stop these, I am sure my accountant will think of something else, quite legal of course, but a bit hard to follow and pleasantly devious.

My accountant has a very fertile mind — and if he hadn’t, I’d get one that had.

But the trouble is that the chap with a smaller amount of property doesn’t worry about these things so much.

And there is, (thanks be) still a considerable hard core of people in the community who are basically honest who think it is morally wrong, even if legally right, to get up to the kind of tricks that I engage in.

Now these people are just the ones who get clobbered by death duties and they are just about the most worthy people we have left.

The justification for death duties is said to be that it prevent the accumulation of large fortunes in the hands of rich families.

But if this is as bad as it is said to be, then it is certain that death duties are not effectively preventing it — not generally, and not now.

But they are catching the chap in the middle and lower wealth bracket just because he is too simple to be cunning, or too small to make the evasion worthwhile.

The second nasty thing about death duties is their uncertainty.

It is true you are certain that you are going to die sometime, but it would be a great comfort if you knew when. The uncertainty of not knowing often leads to over-insurance which is expensive.

Thirdly, death duties hit a family just at the wrong time. When the bread-winner dies, the Government steps in and clobbers the widow and kids.

And if disaster strikes extra hard and both mother and father die soon after each other, then the Government gets it for an extra serve from the kids alone. No wonder people dislike members of Parliament!

Fourthly, winding up an estate often takes years and years.

I know of many cases where land, when a husband dies, was worth, say, $100 an acre and attracted death duties on those values. Yet by the time the estate was finalised the land value was $50 an acre.

This can be a devastating blow on a farm property and it is not confined to farms, of course. The same thing has frequently happened with falls in share prices.

And finally, it is plainly ridiculous to have a probate system which tends to make rural holdings smaller while at the same time having a rural reconstruction scheme that sets out to make rural holdings bigger.

One of the side-effects of abolishing death duties would be that life insurance payments would diminish. I do not think this is necessarily a bad thing.

We now have the rather queer situation where the Commonwealth cannot afford to build its own buildings, so it rents a great deal of space from insurance companies at a cost that is considerably greater than if it built for itself.

But one of the reasons why life insurance companies have so much money to invest in building is the taxation concession on life insurance premiums.

So the consolidated revenue is really paying for a considerable portion of the cost of the insurance buildings and then has to pay high rents for the buildings it can’t afford to build.

Summing it all up, death duties are a lousy form of capital taxation which ought to be replaced with another system.

I seem to be heading for a capital gains tax — Mavis will never forgive me!

A Modest Member of Parliament [Bert Kelly],
“Once more unto the (tax) breach,”
The Australian Financial Review, May 7, 1971, p. 3.

It is with a feeling of intense resentment that I reluctantly pick up my pen and write about taxation again.

Only Eccles could have got me into this mess.

Two weeks ago, I admitted that, because there were so many legal and illegal ways of avoiding paying our proper share of income tax, there has to be some kind of capital tax, to gather up those who get away from the income tax collector.

Last week we discussed death taxes and agreed that these were about the worst kind of capital tax.

But if a capital tax is necessary and if death taxes are the wrong answer, what do we put in their place?

Eccles says there are two answers, a capital gains tax and a net worth tax.

I admit I am really a bit hazy about the difference between these two taxes, and most of what I say hereafter is really regurgitated by me from Eccles.

He says the big disadvantage of a capital gains tax is that it is levied on capital gains only when these gains actually take place.

For instance, if you buy shares at $1 a share and sell them 20 years later at $10 a share, you pay capital gains tax only when you sell the shares 20 years later.

This means you get a great big slug of tax all at once, which often is excessively awkward.

Eccles says a tax on net worth would avoid this pitfall. Each year the tax would be collected on your networth.

If your land or your shares have increased in value, this change would be set against the change in your debts position, and you would pay your tax that year and that would be that.

If you suffered a capital loss, you would either get a refund (which would not be easy) or you could carry the losses forward for, say, seven years, to be put against the gains of other years.

After Eccles had got this far in the lecture, I had to tell him I was not so interested in the principles as he was.

What I was really interested in was what it would cost me and, what was even more important, what it would cost my most worthy constituents?

So then Eccles started to do his arithmetic.

He started off by saying that, between them, the State and Federal Governments collected $207.5 million last financial year in death duties.

If you accept that we should replace these death duties with a net worth tax, what rate of tax would you need to impose?

Eccles has been as busy as a bee in a bottle trying to work out the figures.

He thinks there is a total pile of wealth owned by persons in Australia of somewhere between $70,000 million and $100,000 million.

A net worth tax of one quarter of 1 per cent would bring in between $175 million and $250 million.

To collect the equivalent of the $207 million collected in death duties, it then looks as if you would need a 0.25 per cent net worth tax.

That doesn’t sound much if you say it quickly, but it would, after all, mean an annual tax of $125 if you have assets worth $50,000, and $250 on assets worth $100,000.

But if you were 40, and were leaving your estate split three ways at your death, you would have to allow about $150 a year to cover probate (State and Federal) on an estate of $50,000, and $520 on an estate of $100,000.

Summing it all up, a net worth tax would be geared to bring in the same amount of money as death duties, but would have two advantages — it would not be so easily avoided by clever rich people, and you would at least know where you were from year to year, instead of being terrified that you might “do the dirty” on your family by dying on them at the wrong time.

A Modest Farmer [Bert Kelly], “Tax revolt evades the notice of Mr Howard,”
The Australian Financial Review, April 11, 1980, p. 13.
Reprinted in Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982),
pp. 236-38, as “Canberra School (a),” dated March 11, 1980.

I used to go to the Political Science School at Canberra hoping, like Saul, that a great light would suddenly illuminate my political path.

But nothing like that ever happened. All I got was a lot of learned advice which I could not understand.

So I had to fall back on Eccles, who explained the path to economic rectitude so plainly that even I could understand.

And look where it got me — washed up on the political beach.

Now that I am no longer a power in the land, Eccles does not care if I go to political science schools or not.

But, strangely enough, Fred does. Or he did this year because he had heard this year’s school was about taxation.

Now Fred is usually indifferent to abstruse subjects like taxation. He prefers to dwell on more mundane matters, such as wheat varieties and the rates of applying superphosphate and that kind of thing.

But he has had two good years in succession, so the sordid matter of taxation looms large in his cunning, if simple, mind.

He said quietly behind his hand:

You must go along to this school, Bert.

People will not be suspicious if they see you there because they are used to seeing you trying to look cleverer than you are.

You must sit there quietly in the back of the hall. Do not say anything — whatever you do because the place is sure to be thickly planted with tax investigators.

You must sit there looking stupid, which would be hard, but say nothing.

But take a big note book and three sharp pencils and make a note of any hints that might be helpful.

So I did as Fred said and sat unobtrusively in the back of the hall.

Fred was right. If he has been there looking simple and earnest and sunburnt, with his roughened hands, those shrewd people would have become suspicious. But I still have enough of the political pallor from my past to pass unnoticed in Canberra so I sat there ignored by everyone.

There was much discussion about the difference between avoiding and evading taxation.

Most of those was on too high a level for me to understand.

My working rule is what Fred does is evasion and what I do is avoidance.

Another definition is avoidance as what you do when you aren’t caught and when you are, it becomes evasion.

There was discussion as to whether there was, in Australia, the same taxation revolt which has become so notable in the rest of the democratic world, particularly America, where there seems to be a growing resentment about the amount of tax required to run the welfare state.

I realised I was really back in Canberra when I heard some nice people, who wanted even more tax to be levied to run the welfare state, claim there was little evidence to show such a revolt was taking place in Australia.

This attitude reminds me of the story of the madam who, when her brothel was raided by the police while she was playing the piano downstairs in the hall, protested she did not know what was going on upstairs and who was making all those thumping noises.

Of course there is little evidence about what is going on upstairs about tax being dodged.

There is no place in the statistics for what happens in our shearing shed when the hearers suddenly knock off at 5 pm (and 4 pm if it is stinking hot) and they realise Mr Howard will get about half of what they would have earned if they had kept on shearing and he would not even have to bend his back to get it.

And there would be no record in the ivory towers of the games of golf played by doctors who have seen too many of their colleagues suffer heart attacks caused by working too hard to make money for the tax man.

There is no record of the stratagems Fred gets up to and he would have my guts for garters if I were to drop the slightest of his procedures.

So I am not surprised that the extent of the taxation revolt does not appear in the annual report of the Taxation Commissioner.

The second shock was to hear Professor Russell Matthews state that our income tax system does not bring about that equality so dear to the hearts of the socialists.

These people have always expected that our progressive income tax would not only supply the sinews to allow the welfare state to flourish, but they knew it also was designed to make everyone equal.

It must have been an awful shock for them to discover that it was not doing this at all. In fact, it was working in the opposite direction.

I will write more about taxation avoidance next week if Fred lets me.

After all, he paid for me to go to Canberra, or that is the story he is telling the tax man.

A Modest Farmer [Bert Kelly], “Who among us can cast the first gall stone?,” The Australian Financial Review, April 18, 1980, p. 13.
Reprinted in Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982),
pp. 238-40, as “Canberra School (b),” dated March 18, 1980.

Last week I said that I would write more about taxation avoidance and evasion if Fred would let me.

He has agreed that I can do it, but I have to be particularly careful not to dob him in.

Eccles says that it would save a lot of confusion and time explaining things if I were to use the newly coined word “avoision.”

Then we would not have to try to differentiate between practices that were legal and therefore regarded as “avoidance” last year but have become illegal this year and so are now “evasion.”

So we will call both groups “avoision,” which can be taken to mean artificial schemes of either kind.

There was a beautiful paper given at the Canberra school by Mr S.E.K. Hulme, QC.

Because he is a QC, Mr Hulme naturally breathes a purer air than Fred and I, but all the same he spelt out some general principles that are common to all walks of life.

Mr Hulme gives a definition of avoidance as being “conduct of a taxpayer which reduces his tax and which strikes a well paid, well superannuated member of the Tax Department as being over the odds.”

He says that big companies are usually too big for smart footwork. He feels that private companies (and, indeed, the whole economy) have been damaged in the past by the taxation on undistributed profits because this has inhibited adventuresome development.

But Mr Hulme feels that the self-employed person is the man who is really getting the stick from the tax man, and if he doesn’t win the battle, he will stop working for himself and will become an employee instead.

As Mr Hulme says: “Tax avoidance is the process by which self-employed persons seek to achieve something of the taxation benefits available to the employed.”

Much of the resentment that leads self-employed people along the avoision path is due to superannuation and similar benefits which employed people get and which self-employed people don’t.

Fred knows plenty of employees of governments and big private companies and he envies them the generous treatment they get on retirement.

And he has some nasty, pointed comments about the retirement benefits available to retired MPs also.

I know that I miss the tax free advantages that we MPs gave ourselves.

The taxation avoision battle is mainly a contest between the well paid, well superannuated and permanently employed tax men and Fred and his mob — big and little battlers, the people out on their own, putting up their own money and fighting for their own existence.

They may not always fight as cleanly as they should but they are the mainspring of capitalism. And if they give up the fight and slink back to being employees, we will all be worse off.

We should let Mr Hulme speak for himself on this matter:

The foremost home of artificial avoidance is among the ranks of the self-employed.

If one’s impression is that certain professions have been particularly prominent, who among us can cast the first gall stone? (what a lovely fruity phrase) …

Why have the self-employed swarmed into artificial avoidance schemes? And why so much worse in the last 1970s than as recently as 10 years ago?

At that time most of the self-employed would have thought that such conduct, as most companies and employed people still do, was beneath their own personal standards of behaviour.

Why did we get like this? Mr Hulme, being a QC, wouldn’t see it from the low levels that Fred and I do.

One of the reasons for our behaviour is our suspicion that, if we pay all the tax we should, a lot of it will be wanted anyway.

Particularly do we resent the wastage in the welfare field.

I know that it is difficult for the Government to draw a firm line anywhere, so it is not surprising to see the mess we get in.

But this makes us all the more determined not to part with more of our money than is absolutely necessary.

The feeling of resentment is strengthened when we see the attacks made on the Social Security Department when it takes some timid tentative steps to clean up some of the rackets that the system breeds.

When that happens, all the “bleeding hearts” claw the poor officials who are desperately trying to put their fingers in the dyke.

So one of the reasons why Fred and I play the tax avoision game as tough as we do is that we are sick of seeing our hard-earned money squandered.

We would give the milk of human kindness down more willingly if so much of it did not end up on the cowshed floor.

A Modest Farmer [Bert Kelly], “Income tax encourages ‘avoision’ schemes,”
The Australian Financial Review, April 24, 1980, p. 13.
Reprinted in Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982),
pp. 240-42, as “Canberra School (c),” dated March 25, 1980.

I am still worrying about that taxation seminar held in Canberra earlier this year.

You may remember that Mr S. E. K. Hulme said many of the tax “avoision” measures taken by self-employed persons were an attempt on their part to catch up with employees who received so many advantages, particularly with regard to superannuation, which were denied to self-employed people.

I have not said much about a detailed and authoritative paper by Professor Russell Matthews, but anyone who is interested in taxation should study it carefully.

He sees the “avoision” problem differently to Mr Hulme, as this question shows:

While the total extent of tax avoidance and evasion in Australia must remain speculative, it may be concluded they are significant in absolute terms; they are increasing; and they are undermining both the stability and the equity of the tax system.

Attempts have been made to clone tax loopholes, but these have served to complicate the system without achieving lasting results.

As soon as one device is blocked another emerges in its place.

Apart from its effects on equity and the threat it poses for the continued acceptability of the tax system as a whole, tax avoidance is associated with a substantial waste of resources as accountants, lawyers and businessmen have combined to establish a whole new industry devoted to manipulating and exploiting weaknesses in the system.

The essential problem is not to make the rich pay higher rates of tax, or even more tax than the poor; it is to make the rich pay any income tax at all.

There has recently been some discussion about the potential for a tax revolt in Australia.

It must be recognised that a massive tax revolt has already taken place; but it is a revolt of business taxpayers against wage and salary earners, of the rich against the poor.

Before we put these differing opinions side by side, there is no doubt that Prof Matthews is right when he talks about the amount of effort that taxpayers on one hand, and tax collectors on the other, now devote to planning, or defending, tax “avoision”.

At least once a week I receive an advertisement for yet another publication which promises to save me a lot of tax.

No doubt the tax men get all of these and I can imagine them burning the midnight oil working out ways of closing any new loopholes.

I suppose this is one way of creating employment and I know all these activities will show up in the GNP figures as increased production, but it seems rather futile.

And past experience has shown the self-employed taxpayer is likely to win most of the contests in the end, mainly because he has a direct financial incentive to do so.

Nothing clarifies the mind, they say, like the knowledge that you are going to be hanged in the morning.

But to return to the disagreement between Messrs Matthews and Hulme: the former feels the tax system bears harshly on employees while the latter says the self-employed behave as they do to get even with the rest.

But both agree our tax system is not working well and there is little reason to expect that a progressive income tax system such as ours can be made to do so.

It may be true Australia is not a highly taxed country compared with other OECD countries, but we have collected more of our government revenue in the form of income tax than most of them.

It is income tax that has made us behave as we do.

As long as income tax continues to loom so large in our taxing system, we will continue to have a tax “avoision” contest that the self-employed taxpayer will usually win, either by tricking the tax man or simply by not working so hard.

You cannot very well prosecute a shearer from knocking off an hour early on hot days or a doctor for spending two afternoons a week playing golf when he really should be in his surgery doing his duty and making more money for the tax man.

And Fred, who considers himself a pillar of rectitude in these matters, has been heard to mutter it is the tax man who encourages him to play bowls most Wednesdays.

Anyone who says that there is not a tax revolt does not know what is going on upstairs.

At the conference, when the socialists heard of the unworthy behaviour of Fred and his mob, they were full of righteous indignation.

“People should not behave like that,” they said with petulant irritation.

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need, this should be Fred’s motto. Fred ought to be ashamed of himself,” they said.

When I last saw Fred he had a broody look and I think he was working on it.

But I noticed he still had his bowls in the boot.

A Modest Farmer [Bert Kelly], “Born again on the issue of death duties,”
The Australian Financial Review, May 2, 1980, p. 13.
Reprinted in Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982),
pp. 242-44, as “Canberra School (d),” dated May 2, 1980.

For years, I have gone around complaining about the wickedness of governments for imposing death duties.

The abolition of gift and death duties is so recent I have not had time to readjust my thinking to the new situation.

For many generations our family has done its dying with measured tread, as it were.

There has been enough time between the succeeding generations for proper arrangements to be made so the property could be passed from father to son without incurring death duties of a magnitude that would necessitate selling off part of the farm.

I have always assumed this family habit of orderly demise was due to superior planning or to a close contact with the Almighty, but I suppose it was really just luck.

But it was not all luck. There also was a lot of organising, with the lawyer and the accountant doing the thinking and the family doing the paying.

There were complicated gifting programs, with a kind of alarm clock going off in the accountant’s office every 18 months so we could pass across another slice of the farm without incurring gift duty.

We had various complicated company arrangements with imposing minute books which Mavis used to sometimes refuse to sign if I were in the dog house.

And I remember once, when I was really ill, the family gathered at my bedside and warned me grimly I just had to live another 10 months or the tax man would get me (or them).

I am sure their earnest admonitions was one of the reasons I recovered as fast as I did.

When I was on Parliament, tweaking this heartstring was a sure way of becoming popular. I used to thunder while wiping away a tear:

How can the Government be so cruel and heartless?

Surely it is fairer for the Government to get its ill-gotten gains by income-taxing the living than taxing the dead.

Strangely, no one ever interjected that it would be hard to collect from the dead.

But my statements were often greeted with applause which was unusual at my meetings.

The really rich people, who were working some income tax “avoision” scheme, clapped louder than the others.

But now most governments are whittling down, if not abolishing, death duties, I am starting to have some doubts about the wisdom of it all.

It would be fine if governments were to reduce their spending by the amount of money they had ceased to collect in death duties, but bitter experience, both in Parliament and out, has taught me this is unlikely.

Governments seem to have a compulsion to buy popularity by spending out money, or by printing it.

So I have an uneasy feeling that, deprived of this source of income, they will immediately set to work to raise the same amount of money in some other way. And if I had to choose between paying increased income tax and death duties, I would prefer the latter.

At least death duties do not act as a disincentive to the extent income tax does.

And so many people avoid or evade income tax, but they cannot do that with dying.

I knew that dying would have been made much more interesting for me if I could have arranged to die with all my affairs in order so I could spit in the Government’s eye as I left this vale of tears.

Now all that planning has come to a grinding stop.

I have been trying to work myself up into a lather of anxiety about the fate of the lawyer and the accountant who will now lose a steady source of income. But I doubt if they will starve.

And if the Government sets out to recover the money it has lost in death duties by increasing income tax, my benefactors are likely to pick up on the swings what they lost on the roundabout.

So I am not going off my food worrying about these two nice people.

I am the chap I am worrying about.

What should I do with the money I used to spend with the lawyer and accountant doing perfectly legal things to reduce death and gift duties?

I could stick it away to give to my family when I die but they may not need it then as they do now when their children are younger.

Perhaps I should use the money by helping to educate my grandchildren.

I have been told it is only grandparents that can afford to meet the astronomical cost of putting a child through boarding school.

So it may be we grandfathers are going to come into our own again and will be able to spend on our own flesh and blood what we used to spend on the lawyer and accountant.

And wouldn’t it be lovely if we could take these payments off our income tax.

Then my cup of happiness would really run over.

(in order of appearance on
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  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Bert Kelly, Hayek and Mencken on the virtues of farmers
  8. Sound economics calls for quiet from government
  9. Petrol for Farmers
  10. Some Sacred Cows
  11. Experiences in Parliament
  12. Spending your Money
  13. Is Taxmania a politician fetish?
  14. Too many car men in the feather bed
  15. The Kangaroo Population Bomb
  16. How Bert Kelly repays a free feed
  17. Modest column #898
  18. Chicken-hearted feathered friends strange bedfellows on a feather bed?
  19. Who needs literary licence?
  20. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  21. Helping the farmers help themselves
  22. Standing on the shoulders of the downtrodden
  23. Supply and Demand
  24. Bert Kelly responds to claims he is arrogant and uncredentialed
  25. Politics: it's a very confusing business
  26. The best featherbeds run on rails
  27. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  28. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  29. Blinded by their tears
  30. Anti-freedom pro-tobacco industry lobby harmed Australia
  31. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  32. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  33. Is free priceless healthcare worthless?
  34. Can government kiss it better?
  35. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  36. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  37. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  38. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  39. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  40. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  41. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  42. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  43. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  44. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  45. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  46. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  47. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  48. Why take in one another's washing?
  49. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  50. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  51. State Premiers are always asking for more taxing powers
  52. Can price control really work?
  53. Should we put up with socialism?
  54. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  55. Time the protection racket ended
  56. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  57. People not Politics
  58. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  59. The inspirational incentivising Dear Leader Gough Whitlam
  60. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  61. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  62. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  63. Bert Kelly's empowering feminism
  64. Another shot at motor car madness
  65. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  66. What if the whole country is swindled?
  67. Moss Cass: "Flood plains are for floods"
  68. A worm's eye view
  69. Eccles returns to haunt us
  70. How to grip a politician's ear
  71. It's hard to digest this economic cake
  72. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  73. Cold water on government-instigated irrigation schemes
  74. Hooray for Ord River Dam!
  75. Tariffs paid by exporters
  76. The problem of principles v popularity
  77. If you support State Quotas, where will your logic take you?
  78. Against guidance by government
  79. A socialist in Liberal clothing
  80. Never ask the government to help
  81. Don't listen to economists!
  82. Bert Kelly's revolutionary strategy
  83. Welfare state incentivises bludging and being thrown out of work
  84. It all sounds like bloody politics to Fred
  85. Mavis wants me to get in for my chop
  86. Whitlam's July 1973 25% tariff cut
  87. Bert Kelly on Import Quotas
  88. Good directions when government backseat driving, like reversing down wrong side of road
  89. Barriers to imports are barriers to exports
  90. "I was right" — but he's off to hospital ...
  91. Kicking the multinationals is too easy
  92. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  93. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  94. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  95. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  96. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  97. It's all a matter of principle
  98. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  99. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  100. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  101. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  102. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  103. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  104. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  105. Small government's growth problem
  106. I like my kind acts to get a mention in the press
  107. A Modest Member rakes the embers
  108. Tariffs Introduced
  109. More About Tariffs
  110. Sacred cow kicker into print
  111. Bert Kelly's 1984 two-article quote-collection on Aboriginal policies
  112. Modest Member must not give up
  113. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  114. Tariff-cut nonsense lives on
  115. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  116. The high cost of protection
  117. Generosity creates problems
  118. The Society of Modest Members
  119. Is this an illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate the case for markets?
  120. Modesty ablaze
  121. Case for ministers staying home
  122. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  123. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  124. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  125. modest members society
  126. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  127. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  128. Let's try the chill winds
  129. Taking the Right's road
  130. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  131. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  132. A look at life without tariffs
  133. The Gospel according to Bert
  134. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  135. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  136. Hitting out with a halo
  137. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  138. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  139. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  140. Industrial Relations Club shovellers
  141. From Shann to Stone
  142. Government Intervention
    Government Interference
  143. A sojourn in the real world
  144. The tariff wind swings
  145. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  146. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  147. A charabanc called protection
  148. Taken for a ride - to nowhere
  149. Down hill, in circles, all the way
  150. Economic facts and figures are statistics who should speak out
  151. Any cons arguing small business bad but big government good?
  152. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  153. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  154. Bert Kelly's Family History
  155. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  156. What the MP could say to the Bishop
  157. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  159. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  160. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  161. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  162. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  163. Undigested morsels in Fraser spew
  164. Bert Kelly on LSD
  165. Bert Kelly reflects on the Australian car industry in 1992
  166. Bert Kelly wants reprinted Shann's Economic History of Australia
  167. If tariffs are opposed here then why not there?
  168. The emperor has no textiles, clothing and footwear sense
  169. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  170. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  171. This is the wall the Right built
  172. The Impertinent Society: Cheeky MPs take Mr Anthony at his word
  173. Tariff Protection in Australia (1970)
  174. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  175. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  176. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  177. Keeping the bucket of worms alive
  178. Can we get off the stomach-churning head-spinning tariff merry-go-round?
  179. Do we want our money to fly?
  180. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  181. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  182. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  183. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  184. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  185. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  186. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  187. Bert Kelly on Alf Rattigan's Industry Assistance: The Inside Story
  188. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  189. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  190. Bert Kelly baits Welfare State Tiger
  191. Why does Govt wear two faces?
  192. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  193. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  194. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  195. Bert Kelly on dumping duties
  196. The Govt's helping hand often hurts
  197. Unbuckling the hobbles on the motor industry
  198. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  199. Government Fails Spectacularly
  200. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  201. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  202. Having your cake and eating it
  203. Perish the thawed!
  204. Hooray for Northern Development!
  205. Politicians can resist everything except pressure
  206. The silly image of our MPs
  207. Bert Kelly Question Time highlights
  208. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  209. Should facts stand in the way of a good story?
  210. Fondling one another's glass haloes
  211. What is the sense in making the effort to look after yourself?
  212. Fred's Feeling: Counterpatriotic country contrarian
  213. Handouts for big boys only
  214. Mavis trying to buy a hand loom
  215. Bad news for bearers of bad news
  216. Is it time to get aboard the tariff band-waggon?
  217. Why farmers resent tariff protection for motor makers
  218. A sordid use of scare tactics
  219. Goods vs services
  220. Tariffs are hilariously counterproductive
  221. The dilemmas of Aboriginal Affairs
  222. Bert Kelly on decentralisation
  223. Inflation breeds moral decay
  224. Who envies equality?
  225. Growth – malignant or benign?
  226. Government wiser than Magna Carta
  227. Bert Kelly on looking to politicians for moral leadership
  228. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  229. Whitlam & co on the Dismissal
  230. 25% Tariff Cut
  231. Bert Kelly on pensions
  232. The plotting powers of Mavis nag martyr to snag compo
  233. The backseat drivers of the Pilbara
  234. Mr Clunies-Ross of the Cocos Islands should rule Australia
  235. They get the wind up when it changes
  236. Why the Big Green Lie survives
  237. Ross McLean in 1982: "Malcolm! Why don't we try good government? It might be popular."
  238. Bert Kelly on the importance of exchange rate movements
  239. Bert Kelly shows how to attack
  240. Bert Kelly vs Bert Kelly vs Bert Kelly
  241. Industrial relations dinosaur, Bruce, chews his cud
  242. Hooray for "firmly entrenched"!
  243. Respect your dinosaurs
  244. What if something is "deeply ingrained" yet harmful?
  245. A case for ministerial inertia
  246. Why politicians don't like the truth
  247. Punemployment: people are neither numbers nor puzzle pieces; the platitude attitude
  248. Our great open spaces ... an empty blessing
  249. Heart in right place but head missing
  250. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  251. Proverb vs proverb
  252. Better to be popular than right
  253. Crying in the wilderness
  254. Ivory tower needs thumping
  255. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  256. Politicians get undeserved praise, why not undeserved blame too?
  257. Feet in a bucket of champagne
  258. Rural Problems
  259. Health cover needs a $30 excess clause
  260. Unholy state of taxation
  261. Boring economics worth a smile
  262. The Libido for the Miserable
  263. Agricultural Development and Tariffs
  264. Fred's too poor to have principles
  265. Eccles Law of the constant wage share
  266. "He whom the gods would destroy ..."
  267. Low tariff torch burnt Eccles' fingers
  268. A cow of a car — with dual horns
  269. Tariffs: when to wean infant BHP?
  270. Keep any government as far as possible from farming
  271. The Playford charade is out of date
  272. Bert Kelly: the odd man out who's now in
  273. Dries must resist giving up struggle as going gets tough
  274. How a well meaning Government can be so stupid
  275. The icing on the economic cake
  276. Sir Roderick Carnegie's foreword to Bert Kelly's Economics Made Easy
  277. The Vale of Popularity and the Protection Procession
  278. Politics 101: Pay Lip Service to Capitalism and Shoot the Messenger
  279. Bert Kelly makes politicians eat their own words on tariffs, then says, "We cannot be blamed for treating the statements of our statesmen with cynical contempt"
  280. Bert Kelly on Free Enterprise
  281. Cartoons of protected industry, the welfare teat and the nanny state
  282. Bert Kelly on the theory of constant shares and the Fabian Society
  283. Bert Kelly vs Doug Anthony
  284. You're lucky if you escape being helped by government
  285. Bert Kelly on Small Farmers
  286. Bert Kelly on Apathy
  287. Bert Kelly in 1967 on "problems of government and things like that"
  288. The last "Dave's Diary"
  289. Bert Kelly vs The Australian on tariffs in 1977
  290. Bounties or Tariffs, Someone Pays
  291. Geriatric companies without a minder
  292. A free marketeer wary of free trade
  293. Nixon's puzzling profession of faith
  294. "Ford ... seems to spend more time bending its knees than its back"
  295. Clyde Cameron's weak ways with wise words
  296. Why flaunt what others flout?
  297. Bert Kelly yearns for Tim Flannery's powers of prediction
  298. Looking after yourself is silly
  299. Bert Kelly masterpiece on drought, fire, flood and other natural disaster relief schemes
  300. Government can take credit for our car industry mess
  301. Car makers want the 4wd driven deeper into tariff bog
  302. Why our MP is no longer prone to a good sob story
  303. Auto industry is in a straitjacket
  304. Bert Kelly on market predictions
  305. Why should dryland farmers subsidise irrigation farmers?
  306. How much should government decrease incentive for independence from government?
  307. Clarkson crowned Deputy Government Whip
  308. Bert Kelly to blame for soaring government healthcare costs
  309. 1959 return of Dave's Diary
  310. Bert Kelly in 1966 on developing northern Australia
  311. Successful government intervention can [sic] occur
  312. Vernon Report upholds Clarkson
  313. Quiet Man Makes An Impact
  314. Should it be compulsory to buy footwear and clothing?
  315. To save Australian clothing industry women must all wear same uniform
  316. Don't confuse plucking heart strings with plucking harp strings
  317. Speech only for public
  318. Catchy Tariff Circus Extravaganza
  319. Bert Kelly in 1985 on cars yet again
  320. Hurrah for the Gang of Five
  321. Thoughts on a verse about Balfour
  322. Bert Kelly pep talk to politicians
  323. Government intervention = Agony postponed but death brought nearer
  324. Recipe for disaster: Freeze!
  325. Recipe for government intervention: Gather winners and scatter losers
  326. Recipe for industry destruction: Blanket market signals
  327. Mavis writes!
  328. Bert Kelly's empiricism is not kneejerk reaction kind
  329. The $2,000 song of the shirt worker
  330. Subsiding only small farmers means subsiding the big banks
  331. Difficult to be fast on your feet when you've got your ear to the ground
  332. It would surprise people to see how sensible MPs behave if they think they are not being watched
  333. Bert Kelly on "this land of limitless resources" and "great open spaces"
  334. Growing bananas at the South Pole
  335. Car components tariff protection under fire
  336. Why carry a $300m car subsidy?
  337. Tariff feather beds for the foreign giants
  338. Bert Kelly says end compulsory voting to stop donkey vote
  339. Perhaps being smart and insured isn't all luck
  340. You gets your tariff, you pays a price
  341. More funds to train Olympians?
  342. Fire in their guts and wind in ours
  343. Should free universal healthcare include pets?
  344. Sound advice from a modest farmer
  345. A tottering monument to intervention
  346. Cunning meets wisdom
  347. Competition, Aussie-style: Who's the bigger parasite?
  348. Australians are proud patriotic parasites, says Bert Kelly
  349. Taxpayer-funded sport is cheating
  350. Being loved by all is not always a good thing
  351. Welfare State Destroys Society
  352. 1980 Bert Kelly feather bed series
  353. The White Mice Marketing Board
  354. Government intervention and advice can be harmful, even when right, even for those it tries to help
  355. One small step on the compulsory voting landmine
  356. The free & compulsory education sacred cows have no clothes
  357. Holding a loaded wallet to an economist's head
  358. Political No Man's Land
  359. Only blind greed demands both equality and prosperity
  360. A cow that sucks itself — that's us!
  361. Nip the bud of incentive; mock community spirit into submission
  362. Bert Kelly questions why miners pay royalties to the Crown
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