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Bert Kelly, The Australian Financial Review, July 10, 1970, p. 3.

My wife Mavis is always on my wheel, urging me to make my reputation as a statesman by demanding that the Government do more for the citizens. “The government must know what is best for everyone, dear,” she is always saying, “particularly when they have got someone like you helping them.”

But I wish I was as sure of this as Mavis. I can’t help feeling worrying about the Government’s ability to decide what is best for us all. And old farmer Fred is completely cynical about the Government’s all embracing wisdom. “You chaps will do anything you think will get you votes,” he growled.

“Look at the Ord River. The only reason you agreed to go ahead with the big dam was to get votes.”

I always get uneasy when Fred starts to go on about the Ord. I wish he would forget all about it.

But even if the Government did make the right decisions about what we ought to do an how we ought to behave, there is still something hopeless about much that Governments do. It’s not that they don’t mean well — they do, mostly. But the more Governments do for the citizens, the less the citizens are willing to do for themselves.

You remember that story about the bears in Yellowstone Park in U.S.A. Each spring, summer and autumn the bears spend most of their time sitting by the roadside being fed by the passing tourists. They grow fat and sleek. Then the snow comes with winter and the tourists stop coming; but the bears still sit there, hopefully waiting to be fed. And each year a large number die before they find out that they have to look after themselves.

So the everlasting intervention of the Government (however well-meaning) tends to sap the initiative of its citizens. And even in the country, which used to be regarded as the last bastion of personal independence, you know commonly hear the cry, “The Government ought to do something about the calamitous rural prices.”

But it is not only this effect of Government intervention that worries me. Each time the Government does something for its citizens, it does it by taking money from one chap and giving it to another. Doing this by taxation, dampens down the incentive of people to work hard and take risks. But the trouble goes deeper than this. We are training, in Australia, a rapidly increasing number of people whose main effort is devoted to finding ways of evading and avoiding taxation.

Even old Fred is catching on to the idea. Fred’s father would have scorned to even consider doing anything that was even remotely dishonest. Fred started off on that path also, but now he finds that the only way he can hope to hand on his farm, intact, to his son, is by doing something very clever and very complicated about both probate and income-tax.

He is not sure exactly what he is doing, but he knows that everyone else is doing it and his accountant says that he expects that it is going to be all right, particularly if no one looks under the stones.

And he is fortified in this attitude now finds that the Premier of South Australia says that it is all right to break laws if you don’t approve of them.

Old Fred doesn’t approve of laws that enforce the payment of probate. He finds that he can avoid this by being cunning and breaking the law only a little. If he gets caught, he knows that Mr Dunstan will approve. After all, it is only a little law!

But the dangers of Government interference don’t end there. Probably the youth of today don’t realise how difficult it is to make citizens good just by passing laws.

You remember the story of how during the war when everything was in short supply, two doctors were sitting in a hotel lounge discussing their practices. One doctor said to the other, “I’ve got four cases of meningitis in my area.” A chap sitting just behind who wasn’t supposed to hear, tapped the doctor on the should and whispered in his ear, “I’ll take the lot.”

So Mavis may be right that the way to get on in politics is to urge the Government to do more and more about almost everything. But the more I see of Governments, the more despondent I become about them.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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