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Bert Kelly, “Kiss every baby, lick every boot?” The Australian Financial Review, January 23, 1976, p. 3.

After each election Mavis gives me a lecture about how I should start to campaign for the next election the day the poll for this one is declared.

“You must be ceaselessly assiduous, dear,” she says.

“Till the electorate soil endlessly and tirelessly. You must be seen to be a dedicated servant of the people. Attend every function, open every fete, wipe every eye, smooth every brow, kiss every baby, lick every boot. By so doing you will surely be able to increase your majority at the next election. And think how proud that would make me, and perhaps they will even make you a minister at last.”

Of course Mavis is talking nonsense, though I didn’t dare tell her so.

The lesson of the last election is that members of Parliament are swept in and swept out on electoral tides.

If the tide is running our way new members appear in our party, but if the tide is running out most will disappear next time.

Many of the Labor members who lost their seats at the last election were tireless in the services of their constituents, were ceaseless in their attention to their electorate — more so indeed than many members who are still in Parliament.

Members of Parliament often delude themselves that they are well and favourably known in their electorates and so have a large personal following.

But it is seldom so.

One day, after I had been an MP for some years and was, I thought, cutting a wide swathe through my electorate, a friend met me in the street and said:

“Nice to see you, old boy. Can you tell me who succeeded Mr X?” (our previous member of Parliament).

I thought for a while and then told him that I didn’t know but if I found out I would advise him. I hope he has found out now and is properly embarrassed.

Some MPs may attract a personal vote of even up to 1 per cent, but few manage this unless they are famous footballers.

All the powerful people in our party are urging the new members who have suddenly appeared in our midst to really work their electorates all day and all night in the hope of holding all the seats that we have won.

But the sad truth is in most cases the newly won seats will be held, not by the dedication of the members, but by the performance of the Government.

And the performance of the Opposition won’t make much difference either, because Oppositions don’t win elections — Governments lose them.

The best advice we can give our fine batch of new members is not to pee in every pocket in their electorate, but to help us evolve and then explain policies that are right.

If the Government is doing the right thing, the position of the new member will be assured. If it does wrong things and is unpopular, nothing can save him.

I repeat, most members in swinging seats come in and go out on the tide of the Government’s popularity.

One of the problems will be to resist the temptation to try to protect the position of all our new members.

There will be great pressure, particularly from the members concerned, to take particular action to safeguard a particular seat, even if the action to be taken is clearly wrong.

But this often does the member more harm than good, because if a Government becomes unpopular in other electorates because it has taken such policies, the electoral prospects of the member will suffer from the original action.

But far more important is the damage done to a party’s morality and morale if the Government does something that it knows is wrong in order to safeguard a particular member’s position.

The member will know, the Government will know, and much more important, the party will know, that a principle has been sacrificed, a philosophy weakened.

Once a political party lets its standard slip, is false to its philosophy, it pays the price sooner or later, and generally much sooner than we expect.

Fast footwork is admirable if you are going in the right direction, but if it is just being used to hide what you are at because you are ashamed of it, then it is better just to plod along the straight and narrow path of rectitude.

Summing it all up, it is not going to be plain sailing to have such a large number of such good members.

But I guess it is a problem that the Labor Party would be happy to have just now.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  126. Perish the thawed!
  127. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  128. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  129. Why no-one nails the Big Green Lie
  130. A case for ministerial inertia
  131. Why politicians don't like the truth
  132. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  133. Better to be popular than right
  134. Crying in the wilderness
  135. Ivory tower needs thumping
  136. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  137. Rural Problems
  138. Unholy state of taxation
  139. Boring economics worth a smile
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