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Bert KellyOne More Nail (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1978), ch. 3, pp. 13-16.

I was born in 1912 and there were four in the family, two girls and two boys. We all went to the little Merrindie school which was about three miles from home. Before my younger sister went to school the three of us used to ride on one quiet old mare. Then where there were four going to school we graduated to a spring cart. It was a one teacher school and I suppose all the high powered educationists of today would be very sorry for us, but I think that we were lucky. For one thing, we were always seeing interesting things on the journey, which is more than do most country kids of today as they travel in their big buses. And there is nothing quite so stimulating as a good one teacher school. You always have the opportunity to listen to the lessons being taught the class a year or more ahead of you. If the discipline is good, and it was with us, we learnt a lot and much of it painlessly.

Then in 1925 I went to Prince Alfred College as a boarder and had a typically Kelly undistinguished career. I didn’t really settle down to study until my fifth and final year and, strangely enough, it was economics and economic history that seemed to whet my interest in learning. But that is all the economics I have formally studied and I have always been envious of people who have been able to study economics at a university. I played in the first cricket and football teams, but mine was mostly a dull and mediocre time at college.

I left school at the end of 1929, just when the depression was bearing down on us. I worked on the farm under a manager and work was indeed the operative word. Then I started to manage the place when I was 21. In 1936 I married Lorna Clare Hill who I met when her brother came to teach at Merrindie school. We have three sons, two of them farmers and one a vet.

We had an unusually Puritan upbringing. My parents were staunch Methodists with a very strong sense of duty. But we were fortunate in that the little Methodist church at Giles Corner also had a tradition of self education. So there was often a debate to prepare or an evening devoted to drama or public speaking, as well as frequent devotional sessions. This training stood us in good stead later on life, though unfortunately it never taught me to talk well on my feet, though somewhere along the line I learnt to think clearly.

We had little money when we were married and we have to wait till we won the All Australian lamb competition before we could afford to buy a radio set. We had a good Dorset Horn sheep stud and exhibiting these at Adelaide and Melbourne Shows gave me some outside interests. But I was not farming the country well, the rotations were too close, and we were not using enough fertilizer, and as a result to soil started to wash away. I well remember my father saying to me on one of his visits home that it was about time I got off my tail and did something to stop these great gutters spoiling our best arable paddocks. He seemed to remember that someone somewhere in N.S.W. had published a little booklet, telling people how to construct contour banks which were supposed to guide the water off the land quietly instead of having it rush down the hillside, taking good soil with it. Then he disappeared to Melbourne again, leaving me with the job on my hands. That is one of the benefits of absentee ownership.

To make a long story short, I eventually located the booklet in the Bank of N.S.W. and, following its directions, we made up a level and then set out to lay out some contour banks [Note from Economics.org.au editor: I presume he is talking about Yeomans Keyline Plan, but I don't think that was published till 1954]. Lorna, who was then great with our first child, used to mark the place for the pegs to go. It was quite exciting wandering around behind the level, wondering where it would lead us. Then we ploughed the banks together with an old disc plough, and then we waited for the rain. There were a lot of teething troubles, but we made the banks work reasonably well. Then I got the Department of Agriculture people to come and see what we had done, and we soon had a soil conservation service going under excellent officers. And I ended up on the State Soil Conservation Committee which work I very much enjoyed until I went into Parliament.

Then I found myself on the Advisory Board of Agriculture. Its task was to advise the Minister for Agriculture and also to have the general oversight of the Agricultural Bureau which was an excellent farmer’s extension service. I served two terms as Chairman on this body during the 17 years I was on the Advisory Board.

Then in 1951 I was awarded a Nuffield Fellowship to enable me to study farming in Britain. This was the first time farming fellowships had been awarded in Australia, though they had been made available to British farmers for some years. As the name indicates, they were financed by the Nuffield Foundation. Lorna and I had a most interesting seven months in Britain, learning a little about the systems of farming that were applicable to our arid area, but also learning a lot about life.

It is interesting that a few years ago the ex Nuffield farming fellows in Australia were told that the Nuffield Foundation felt that it could no longer finance the scheme and, if it was as good as they have been told, they we ought to be able to carry the scheme on ourselves. This has meant a considerable effort on the part of the ex Nuffield fellows, but we have been successful so far with the generous assistance of Qantas, farming firms and the banks. We send two scholars away each year, with the various States taking their turn. And it is with modest pride that I tell that the scholar who is now away representing South Australia is my son Kim who is the first son of a Nuffield man to win the award in Australia.

When I returned to Australia in September 1951 I found that there was a great deal of interest and curiosity about British farming, so I ended up giving lectures all round the State.

My avid interest in agriculture continued in formal and informal channels until I went into Parliament in 1958.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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