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Bert Kelly, “Mavis to the rescue,” The Bulletin, November 6, 1984, p. 140.

Last week I said that our centralised wage system, with its fundamental plank of comparative wage justice, was making it impossible for our unprotected industries, who live in the Rough Cruel World (RCW), to prosper. Eccles says that you can always tell a man who is dining out on an expense account by the enthusiasm with which he summons the waiter. The protected industries, particularly the metal manufacturers, are usually the first to give in to extravagant wage demands because they know the export industries will have to pick up the tab. Most thinking people agree with us, but the question this week is: How do we get this fact through to the ordinary citizens of the Living in the Past (LIP) city? They have been reared under the present wage system, they have been told for years that it was one of the laws handed down cut in stone tablets to Moses. How are we going to make the LIP people even start questioning our present system?

Eccles said that he was willing to give them a series of lectures entitled, “The Sombre Facts of Life in the RCW,” but we quickly ruled this out. There is little prospect of anyone being awake at the end of one of Eccles’ lectures, let alone after a series. Fred volunteered to climb in over the LIP tariff wall and give anyone who disagreed with him a thick ear. We ruled this out because we thought it would take too long. Then they all looked expectantly at me. John Stone said, You tell us what to do, Bert. You should know how the common people think, being one of them yourself.” I didn’t quite know how to take that. However, I said I would give the matter my deep consideration, which is what politicians say.

The next day I left the RCW wilderness headquarters and went home for the weekend. I told the others that I was going so that Mavis could wash my clothes, but my real reason was to consult her about how to get through to the ordinary people living in LIP. I know that some people think that Mavis is a bit simple just because she starts ironing my striped trousers whenever she gets emotional, but all the same she has a lot of shrewd political sense, far more than has Eccles. The other day I was at a meeting when someone suggested that we ought to have another economist join our group. “Where would Bert be without Eccles?” he asked. A bloke at the back said, “In parliament!”

When I spelt out our problem to Mavis she thought for a while and then said, “It is no good giving them lectures, dear, no good at all. You must tell the leaders of the various groups in the LIP that, unless the country can cook a big economic cake, then there will not be big slices to hand around when the cake is cut up.” She meant that I must tell the LIP people that, unless we can get our economy functioning well, we cannot afford to do all the good things that good people want done. She says that I will have to tell the welfare state advocates, the CSIRO scientists, the school teachers, the university chancellors, even the greenies, that they cannot expect to get a bigger slice of the country’s wealth unless we create more wealth, and the same message must be preached to all the people who are always clamouring for more money to be lavished on their pet projects. But we cannot do this while we are dragging our economic chain as we are doing.

I am certain Mavis is right. When people demand more money be spent on their particular causes and I express doubt whether we can afford it, I often hear them say, “Of course we can afford it. We are a wealthy country, we have immense natural resources. If other countries can afford it, so can we.” It is true that we do have great resources but we are not using them so we are not a wealthy country. And one of the reasons why our economic performance is so lamentable, why the other countries in our region who do not have anything near our resources, bound past us up the economic stairs while we stand placidly on the economic escalator, is that our wage fixing system is too inflexible for today’s world.

Mavis says that it is no good talking to ordinary people about the economy, they just switch off as soon as it is mentioned. “Tell them that they cannot get a bigger slice of cake unless we can cook a bigger cake. They can understand that kind of talk.”

So I must go back to the RCW wilderness headquarters and give this simple message to the good and great assembled there. I feel a bit nervous about doing this. I am not frightened of the others, but I have to admit that I am rather frightened of John Stone. I understand that he does not suffer fools gladly. I wonder how he and Mavis would get on.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  126. Perish the thawed!
  127. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  128. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  129. Why no-one nails the Big Green Lie
  130. A case for ministerial inertia
  131. Why politicians don't like the truth
  132. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  133. Better to be popular than right
  134. Crying in the wilderness
  135. Ivory tower needs thumping
  136. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  137. Rural Problems
  138. Unholy state of taxation
  139. Boring economics worth a smile
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