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Bert KellyThe Bulletin, January 22, 1985, p. 97.

I wrote comparatively cheerfully recently because Eccles insisted that economic laws, with industrial relations as with other economic affairs, would win in the long run.

That is all very well for Eccles in his ivory tower, but I remember Keynes’ saying: “In the long run we will all be dead.” Perhaps I shall be dead long before Bruce, our industrial relations dinosaur, dies.

My anxiety in this matter has been reinforced by reading a paper by Justice Michael Kirby who was chairman of the Law Reform Commission. He recounts the awesome difficulties facing anyone who tries to make fundamental changes to almost anything in Australia — particularly legislative changes.

Kirby clearly has been frustrated by the masterful inaction and inertia of those who would leave things be. For instance, he says:

Comitology (the science of committee meetings) is an old method of playing for time, Parkinson’s Law of Delay cannot, of course, be avoided; it is as inevitable as the law of gravity. But, just as it was within the bounds of human ingenuity to accomplish human flight, so perhaps there will always be a right way of getting news ideas off the ground.

Then he gives more details of the options open to those who want to delay changes that a brave or innovative minister would make. Remember that marvellous British television program Yes Minister. You can imagine how the smooth departmental head, Sir Humphrey — assisted by young Bernard and almost everyone else — would put pitfalls in the path of progress. Sir Humphreys would say:

Of course you are right, Minister, but have you really considered the political effects of getting the unions offside? Votes are at risk, Minister — though, of course, we know you are far above base political considerations.

Kirby describes many of these delaying tactics and then says:

The sixth impediment arrives after the reform proposals are made. This is the fundamental problem of getting the reform ideas through the filter of bureaucratic, governmental and legislative consideration.

Outside these official filters there are others, acutely important in any proposal for industrial relations reform. They include the powerful lobby interests of the trade union movement and the employers’ organisations, many of whose senior officers have intellectual, emotional and — dare I say it? — career commitment to the present system. They know it. They grew up with it.

This is Kirby’s refined way of describing how the Industrial Relations Club can frustrate any change to a system that has served it well but Australia badly.

So, clearly, it will be much harder than Eccles thinks to alter the laws that control old Bruce. Perhaps it is possible to cut a few corners and reach the same goal by a different route. For instance, we might have stopped the recent TAA engineers strike by passing laws to make it illegal, but that would have led to a lot of ill feeling. It would have been far better to cancel the two-airline agreement which is such a barrier to cheap fares and which encourages engineers, pilots and flight attendants to think that no other airline can sneak up on them while they are busy bleeding their’s to death.

I have often referred to the agreement as the feather bed that flies (sometimes). Well, as long as there is a comfortable bed handy that encourages questionable behaviour on it, we must expect industrial strife. If the strikers knew that one or two Easts-Wests were able and willing to elbow their way in, however, we would have less of this nonsensical behaviour.

So perhaps it is not essential to alter the industrial relations machine to lessen strife. If the metal employers and employees knew that there was no likelihood of increased tariff protection to compensate for over-generous increases wrung from employers, they may not have given in as they did at the end of 1982 and the unions would have been more responsible lest they killed the good that laid the eggs.

Then we would have been spared the ludicrous sight of the chairman of the Machinery and Metal Engineering Council, John Halfpenny, writing to the metal employers asking them to extract more government aid to compensate for the damage caused by the union when it was under Halfpenny’s control shortly before. And look how BHP’s steel-workers picked up their performance when they found that imports were putting their jobs at risk.

Putting poor old Bruce down would be messy and take much time and effort and he would no doubt lash about a lot with his long legs. The chill winds of competition might work much better.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
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  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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