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Bert Kelly, The Bulletin, July 24, 1984, p. 150.

Melbourne people breathe a purer air than the rest of us and they always know best. I first became aware of this when, as a member of the Forster committee trying to work out a blueprint for the agricultural development of the Northern Territory, I noticed that the most urgent admonitions to get cracking came from Melbourne. The further people are from problems, the easier they are to solve. Distance does lend enchantment to the view.

The Melbourne Age, too, has a special place and as a member of parliament I was taught to regard it with veneration — as did many other people, particularly in Canberra. Authority and rectitude used to ooze out of it with effortless ease, but this veneration seems lately to have gone to its head and it now appears to go round seeking out people with whom it disagrees and hitting them with its halo.

The Age has been an enthusiastic supporter of the Aborigines’ land rights cause. You would expect this — there being few Aborigines in Melbourne or, indeed, in Victoria. It has pursued this cause with the same singlemindedness as it did that of tariff protection years ago. I do not complain about his singlemindedness, but I would have expected that a paper which so often and so unctuously parades its moral superiority at least to be fair.

Let me give an example of what I mean: Hugh Morgan, of Western Mining, made a speech to the Mining Council on May 4 in which he asked that mining be regarded as a responsible and important industry. In the course of this speech, he said that the case for Aboriginal land rights depended in the end on what we would regard as their mystical — almost religious — attachment to their land. Then he said that, if Aboriginal beliefs such as their sacred duty to kill any of their brethren who even unwittingly broke some traditional Aboriginal law.

Then Morgan went on to make what I thought was a very proper plea for the same respect to be paid to the religious beliefs of white people, even miners.

I quote from his speech: “Many of you will be pleased to learn that our orebodies definitely have a place in orthodox Christian doctrine. Just as Christian ceremonies such as blessing the fishing fleet or blessing the plough are well established both in Christian tradition and orthodox theology, so our orebodies — and the equipment we use to mine them — are part of the divine order.”

I can see nothing wrong with that. As an MP, I attended many ceremonies in which we either asked the Almighty to make us fruitful or to thank Him (or Her) for so doing. Indeed, Sir Joh intercedes directly for Queensland in times of drought. Clearly, it must be the right way to behave.

However, The Age headlines next day screamed “GOD’S ON OUR SIDE SAYS MINING CHIEF” and the report said: “Mr Morgan said that, while miners were not noted for their piety, ‘many of you will be pleased to know that mineral deposits had a place in Christian orthodoxy and mining equipment was part of the divine order’.”

To quote Morgan selectively in this way, leaving out all references to blessing the plough or the fishing fleets, seems quite wrong to me. There are other examples of what I regard as biased reporting, but lack of space precludes my using them.

I have always been taught to regard the ideal of the freedom of the press with respect, but it gets harder all the time. Indeed, I find myself increasingly in agreement with Peter Dickinson who wrote the following poem for Punch. For the benefit of those of you who, like me, are not culture vultures, I inform you that — in scene 2, act 2 of The Tempest — Stephano who had been washed ashore after shipwreck on a butt of wine blundered, while very drunk, into Caliban who was part man and part beast of strange shape indeed and gave off a fish-like smell.

Stephano quickly saw the financial advantages in taking the best home to sell to the emperor or to exhibit at side-shows. The poem reads:

A most delicate monster

I had a vision of the British press.
Ah, broad and furrowed brow, far-seeing eyes!
Ah, tongue how eloquent! Ah, thoughts how wise!
Ah, large, warm heart to comfort in distress!
Ah, ears attuned to every whisp —
Ah yes,
As that reminded me with some surprise,
Could such a creature stoop to not-quite-lies,
To rumour, scandal, and the prurient guess?
No need stoop, for (like that curious beast
Found by drunk Stephano on Prospero’s isle)
Out of its hinder parts it spoke most vile,
And, like that monster, on the air released
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
Stephano, too thought that the beast would sell.

I do not think for a moment that it was the money The Age was after; it was just peddling its line.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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