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Bert Kelly, September 12, 1980. Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982), pp. 228-30, as “Defence of I.A.C.”

Some weeks ago I heard the Premier of Victoria, Mr Hamer, make a resounding attack on the Industries Assistance Commission (I.A.C.), claiming that its report on the textile, clothing and footwear (T.C.F.) industries was deplorable and was the work of “theoretical academics” and so should immediately be thrown into the waste paper basket. I was a bit startled at the vehemence of Mr Hamer’s attack on people not in a position to defend themselves, but this seems to be becoming an increasingly common way to behave these days. It now seems permissible to publicly bully people who cannot answer back if they have the courage to tell the good and great what they do not want to hear. Mr Fraser does it frequently; perhaps there is a bullying streak in Victorians which is absent in lesser mortals.

However startled I was by Mr Hamer’s attack on the I.A.C., I am still enough of a loyal Liberal political hack to quickly put any rebellious thoughts from me. “If Mr Hamer says this, it must be right,” I said quickly. “He has been Premier of Victoria for a long time now and he is a very nice Liberal. Who am I to argue with him?”

Then I sought Fred out and asked him to join me in poking fun at Eccles because he too is one of the wretched academics. “You must have noticed that he is getting above himself lately, Fred; he has been laying down the law about almost everything. I have even heard him criticising farmers. Let’s go down to his ivory tower and give him a touch of the whip for being an academic,” I suggested, and Fred graciously agreed.

When we reached Eccles’ lair, I went on the attack straight away accusing him of being an academic who was indifferent to the suffering caused by his arid economic arguments. “Why, you are almost as bad as the academics in the I.A.C. who have had the temerity to offend the Premier of Victoria by writing a report on the T.C.F. industries which he finds offensive,” I said to him severely, “You should be ashamed of yourself.”

Then I metaphorically handed my poking stick over to Fred, fully expecting him to carry on where I had left off. But when he heard that he was supposed to support Mr Hamer in his attack on the I.A.C., it was me he used the stick on and not Eccles, and he set about me furiously.

He began by pointing out that the export industries were carrying a grievous burden by protecting the T.C.F. industries and the weight of the burden was at least $750 million a year. Yet in spite of this cost, and in spite of the unfair quota system which gave assistance to some people while denying it to others, employment in the industries fell rather than rose. “And yet you have the nerve to support Mr Hamer’s cowardly attack on the I.A.C.,” he bellowed with his eyes blazing, “just because they had the courage to spell out what everyone except cowardly politicians and pressure groups who want to continue getting their trotters into the trough, have known for years.” Then he beat me again with the stick he was supposed to be using on Eccles.

He then went off in a long and strong defence of the I.A.C., demonstrating that he knew a lot more about the I.A.C.’s report than Eccles or I had ever been able to knock into his thick head. “Who has been getting at you? Where did you learn all this?” I asked querulously. Then Fred explained that his farmers’ organisation had been concentrating on the T.C.F. report and they had had a long lecture on the subject recently. “Given by another wretched academic, I suppose,” I said sourly. “Who was it anyway?”

When Fred told me that the lecturer was Mr Don Eckersley, the President of the National Farmers Federation (N.F.F.), I went quite pale. Anyone less like an academic than Mr Eckersley I have yet to meet. His face is like an ironstone cliff, his smile is like an alligators grin and his hand grip is like a steam shovel. And he received the Farmer of the Year award. There may be some foolish people who try to find fault with Mr Eckersley, but no one could brand him as an academic without making themselves look ridiculous.

The N.F.F. have a very clear picture of the damage farmers have suffered by the lavish protection handed out to the T.C.F. group and they tried to do something about it. “Now you go off and lick the shiny boots of your wretched Mr Hamer and tell him that there are a lot of us, farmers, miners, poor simple consumers, and many others who resent his cowardly attack on the I.A.C.” Fred said sourly. “And if he wants to go on with it, you can give him my address, and a lot of other people who feel as I do will come round and chew his ear.” Then he gave me another welt with his stick.

And all this time Eccles hadn’t said a word!

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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