Bert Kelly, The Bulletin, May 5, 1981, p. 118.
I was brought up to believe that, if something was wrong, you shouldn’t do it, but if it was right, you did the best you could to bring it about. I am far from being a paragon of virtue and I stick to my principles only in a tired kind of way, but at least I worry when I am doing wrong. Yet when I got into parliament I found that I didn’t have to worry any more about what was right and wrong; what was important was to have the numbers.
Mavis was always giving me lectures on the subject, particularly after Eccles had started haunting me, pointing out the straight and narrow path of economic rectitude. “Don’t worry about him, dear,” she used to say. “He may well be right, but not many people agree with him. He hasn’t got the numbers and politics is a numbers game; principles don’t matter, votes do.”
Mavis was right, of course, as she almost always is. I am now washed up on the political beach regretting that I did not learn in time that, to be successful in politics, you have to learn to run with the hare and hunt with the hounds. If a young political aspirant is foolish enough to come to me for fatherly advice, I always say, “Get the numbers, lad; go where the votes are and you will almost certainly end up as a minister. And whatever you do, don’t start standing on principle.”
These thoughts were much on my mind as the Peacock crisis unfolded, when Andrew resigned on what he said was a point of principle. “Silly young man,” Mavis said soundly. “He has such a nice smile, but he hasn’t got the numbers. He may be heavily hung about with principles, but has he got the votes?”
I suppose Mavis is right again, but now that I am away from politics I can’t help wishing that principles were more important in politics. I don’t think that our present leaders are greatly burdened with principles. You may remember the story of Ginger, who, when asked which arm of the services he preferred, replied that he would join the infantry. When asked why, he replied, “One day the retreat will be sounded and I don’t want to be hindered by no plurry horse!”
I fear that all our political leaders would agree that it would be foolish for them to be hindered by any plurry horse; to be handicapped by principles. Poor Bill Hayden, decent little man that he is, hasn’t got time to worry about principles; he is too engrossed in jumping from the left to the right of the barbed wire fence that divides the Labor Party, while watching Bob Hawke all the time. He is in grave danger of losing more than his principles.
The Country Party haven’t had to worry about principles for years, not since they sold their souls to the Chamber of Manufacturers for a mess of potage. They used to represent us farmers and they still claim to do so. Yet they lightheartedly lumber of with a tariff burden which costs the average farmers about $1000 a year. But you have to hand it to the Country Party; at least they don’t pretend to have virtues they don’t possess.
Liberals are different in that regard; we fairly ooze virtue. We brag about our dedication to freedom of choice, but the government stops us from buying the car of our choice unless there is a quota for it. We are eloquent about our belief in free enterprise, yet we give our milk to any big company which rattles a big bucket. We short-change the sand miners on Fraser Island to buy the greenies’ vote. Our prime minister goes to Lusaka and lectures the rest of the world about their wicked protectionist ways and then belts home and makes our trade barriers even higher.
When the government jacked up the tariff and quota protection for the clothing and footwear industries just before the last election, I said that we now listened to our politicians with cynical contempt. Even the prime minister’s stirring exposition of Liberal philosophy has not erased that feeling.
If the prime minister were to read this article, I can imagine his puzzlement at what I am on about. “Surely even poor old Bert must know that a leader has to sacrifice principles on the political altar,” I can almost hear him saying. “Surely he would rather I did that than let that other rabble in again!”
Mavis agrees with this philosophy, so it must be right. But I don’t think our politicians realise how the whole country is aching for a leader who really believes in something besides superior footwork, for a leader who believes in principles. Andrew Peacock says that he resigned on a point of principle and some smart commentators sneered at him because he didn’t have the numbers. I do not know whether Andrew’s principles are more enduring than those of the others but, if they are, I reckon it won’t be long before he has the numbers running out his ears.
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- Experiences in Parliament
- Spending your Money
- Who needs literary licence?
- A touch of Fred's anarchy
- Supply and Demand
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- An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
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- Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
- Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
- Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
- Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
- Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
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- Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
- Why take in one another's washing?
- Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
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- Should we put up with socialism?
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- People not Politics
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- Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
- Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
- Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
- Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
- Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
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- Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
- Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
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- It's all a matter of principle
- Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
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- Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
- Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
- "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
- Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
- Great "freedom of choice" mystery
- Small government's growth problem
- Tariffs Introduced
- More About Tariffs
- Sacred cow kicker into print
- Modest Member must not give up
- Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
- Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
- The Society of Modest Members
- John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
- Modesty ablaze
- Case for ministers staying home
- The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
- Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
- The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
- Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
- Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
- Let's try the chill winds
- Taking the Right's road
- Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
- Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
- A look at life without tariffs
- The Gospel according to Bert
- Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
- Why costs can't be guaranteed
- Hitting out with a halo
- Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
- "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
- Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
- Government Intervention
vs
Government Interference - Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
- Bert Kelly on the Political Process
- Charabanc: Part 1
- Charabanc: Part 2
- Charabanc: Part 3
- Relationships with the Liberal Party
- Tariffs = High Prices + World War
- Bert Kelly's Family History
- Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
- Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
- WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
- How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
- How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
- My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
- Bert Kelly on Political Football
- Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
- Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
- This is the wall the Right built
- Has Santa socked it to car makers?
- Is the Budget a cargo cult?
- Will we end up subsidising one another?
- Do we want our money to fly?
- Can a bear be sure of a feed?
- How to impress your MP -
ambush him - The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
- Don't feel sorry for him -
hang on to his ear - Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
- Tariffs Create Unemployment
- Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
- Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
- Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
- Parliament a place for pragmatists
- Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
- Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
- A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
- Government Fails Spectacularly
- Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
- Bert Kelly on political speech writers
- Perish the thawed!
- Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
- Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
- Why no-one nails the Big Green Lie
- A case for ministerial inertia
- Why politicians don't like the truth
- Ominous dark clouds are gathering
- Better to be popular than right
- Crying in the wilderness
- Ivory tower needs thumping
- Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
- Rural Problems
- Unholy state of taxation
- Boring economics worth a smile

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