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Bert Kelly, The Bulletin, February 10, 1981, p. 91.

Until this week, I had been congratulating myself on the way I have handled our “family” meetings at which we have been dissecting “Malcolm’s Message,” the PM’s statement of Liberal philosophy made last December 5 in Adelaide. By exercising all the cunning footwork I learnt in politics, I have prevented Eccles from dominating our discussion and, believe me, that is no mean achievement. But I am afraid that this week’s meeting rather got away from me and the fault was Fred’s, not Eccles’s.

I began the meeting by reading from the Message this stately quotation: “Perhaps the most fundamental of the Liberal’s belief is the right to freedom to choose … It is this belief in the right to freedom to choose that distinguishes most clearly and directly our own open, expanding, caring, co-operative society from the grey, imposed and shut-in collectivity of the socialist State.”

When I read this out Mavis started to sniff, which she always does when she gets excited. Eccles was shuffling around a bit, but it was Fred who put the cat among the canaries. Fred doesn’t say much at meetings; he grunts a good deal and snorts sometimes, but no one could say that he tries to overwhelm opposition with eloquence. But on this occasion he let me have it with both barrels.

He started by saying that because recently he had been surprised to find that he had a better harvest looming than he expected, he suddenly decided to buy one of those big, self-propelled headers. He chose an imported header because he wanted it to reap small seeds as well as wheat. But when he went to buy the machine of his choice, he was told that it would cost an extra $2000 because of the customs duty that the government had imposed. So I can understand his irritation when he heard me meandering on about the virtues of having free choice.

“Free choice indeed,” he snorted, “I wonder how much extra the header would have cost if the choice had been unfree!”

I admit that this rather rocked me, but I came back at him by saying that, although I was sorry about the extra $2000 he had to pay for the header of his choice, at least he had the choice of paying the extra money to get it; he got the machine he wanted. But my argument seemed to inflame him even more. Fred has a brother in the car business and Fred went to him after harvest a bit flush with money, to buy a particular imported car. He had the money and was even reluctantly prepared to pay the 57.5 percent duty on the car of his choice. I can imagine how savage this must have made him because it would have meant that the car cost $4000 extra. I bet there were some awful mutterings about free choice when Fred heard that.

Then Fred’s brother told him that he couldn’t have that car anyway because the number of cars of that model that were allowed by the government to be imported was limited by an import quota and that all the cars that were allowed in had already been sold. You can imagine Fred’s reaction when he heard me reading about the Prime Minister’s dedication to the principle of free choice!

While Fred was fulminating about this, I glanced across at Eccles who winked at me. We were well aware that, if Fred knew what we knew, he would blow his top properly. Only a few months ago, we knew, the IAC had advised the government that if it felt that it had to continue this awful import quota system for cars, then at least some of the import licenses should be auctioned so that at least some of the shady business could be exposed to market forces. But the two ministers concerned, Mssrs Lynch and Moore, insisted on keeping to themselves the responsibility of allotting the import quotas.

I know there must be some explanation for this kind of behaviour. You just cannot have the PM sounding off about the virtues of free choice and at the same time have his ministers making sure that no choice is available. Mavis is sure that Fraser could not have known about the ministers’ decision: perhaps they have been doing things behind the PM’s back.

Or the pair of them may have bullied Fraser into submission. That doesn’t seem likely somehow. Sir Phillip has never lacked eloquence, but he hardly seems the bullying type. Perhaps Moore has hidden depths.

So this week’s meeting ended up in a nasty mood. Fred said sourly that the freedom of choice about which the PM was so eloquent reminded him of the choice that Henry Ford used to give his car customers.

He told them that they could have the choice of any colour they wanted as long as it is black!

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  126. Perish the thawed!
  127. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  128. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  129. Why no-one nails the Big Green Lie
  130. A case for ministerial inertia
  131. Why politicians don't like the truth
  132. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  133. Better to be popular than right
  134. Crying in the wilderness
  135. Ivory tower needs thumping
  136. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  137. Rural Problems
  138. Unholy state of taxation
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