Bert Kelly, “We Were There, I’m Glad to Say,” Quadrant, November 1987, pp. 77-78.
When Quadrant sent me We Were There by John Barrett (Viking Press) to review, they attached a note saying that, as I had reviewed Weary Dunlop’s War Diaries so enthusiastically, I might feel the same about this book. I regarded this comment with deep suspicion, knowing that there will never be another book like Weary’s. Then when I skimmed through We Were There and found that it was mainly made up of thousands of brief comments selected from answers by returned soldiers to a questionnaire sent out by academics, I was even more despondent. I remembered the comment by Fred the Farmer who, when asked for his opinion on a dictionary he had been given replied, “It was all right, I suppose, but the stories were very short.”
So I began reading We Were There in an unfriendly frame of mind. I finished it a few days later with a feeling of gratitude that so difficult and important a task had been done so well. Then, not being a returned serviceman, I took it across the fence to my neighbour who is one, to get a cross-check on my enthusiasm. He also regarded the book with a jaundiced eye, not only because the stories were so short and because he is getting tired of soldiering books but chiefly, I fear, because, being my neighbour, I have tried to make him read too many interesting treatises on tariffs. However, I persisted and he unwillingly agreed to do his duty.
A few days later he returned it and we both tried to pinpoint what made the book so jolly interesting. Of course, it is easy to select a few quotations from it such as the one on page 205:
WX2836 saw his medical officer, Colonel Edward Dunlop, continually going to the guardhouse to protest against sick men being made to do heavy work. Being very tall, “the colonel was forced to stand in a 2ft deep hole outside the Guardhouse so that a fanatical 4ft 6in Japanese could slap the colonel’s face repeatedly to demonstrate his power”.
On page 441, W. S. is quoted as writing:
One night a Dyak warrior joined us, apparently from nowhere, and he attached himself to me because I had a piece of black magic — something on my back that spoke to me when I spoke to it. In the morning we were held up by small-arms fire, and my Iban friend disappeared to reappear shortly and present me with a bloody Japanese head, still wearing its spectacles. Somehow it brought home to me as nothing else had that the enemy were fellow humans. I was very grateful that the war ended soon afterwards.
There are countless other snapshots of courage and cheerfulness but there are also many examples of the seamy side of soldiering, the boredom, the stupidity, the bullying and the cowardice; these are spelt out also in little readable quotes selected with consummate competence from the 3700 answers to the questionnaire.
The chapter “Typical Academic Bullshit” begins, on page 16:
After forty years, several thousand men who had been in the Australian army during World War 2 suddenly began to write about themselves as young men and soldiers. They came up with the “snapshots”, and they poured out a great deal more than could be contained in one volume. They did it for the simple reason that they were asked to tell their stories.
Behind the asking and the response lay other reasons no less important for also being simple. All history is in part determined, and in the larger part endured, by ordinary people. Mostly they record little about themselves. They are full of experience, rich in memories, and they know in their hearts what they really believe — then they die with too little of it spoken. Later generations are left to speculate on what the ordinary dead once felt and thought.
That quotation says why it is so important that the views of ordinary people in the past should be recorded. We should be thankful that, in We Were There, they have been recorded with such sensitivity and common sense. It is not often that one reads history with easy enjoyment.
I must ask Quadrant to stop sending me books to review. I haven’t read a book on tariffs for months.
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