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Bert Kelly, “Weary Dunlop,” Quadrant, May 1987, pp. 76-77.

I kept a diary most of the time I was in Parliament and I sometimes omitted to write it up after a busy day, excusing my lapses because I was too tired to tell my day’s doings into a dictaphone for my secretary to later lick into shape. One of the many reasons for admiring The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop (published by Thomas Nelson) is the indefatigable sense of duty which must have driven him each night to record on toilet paper, or other scraps of paper, each day’s doings when often sick with malaria or malnutrition, and always burdened with a feeling that he was responsible for the welfare of his men.

There are many other reasons for regarding the diaries as outstanding. One, of course, is the stories of bravery and endurance which they unfold. But I will not dwell on them now because they have told many times before, though Dunlop’s pictures are stark indeed. But he had many other problems: administering his hospitals, trying to extract small but vital medical supplies from this air, buying eggs on the black market with money collected from officers and men, or helping to dig latrines for his men while they were away constructing the railway for the Japs.

I am told that administering a hospital in peacetime is not easy; just imagine what it must have been like with dirt, sickness and death all around you, with Japanese guards looking over your shoulder as you wrote up your case notes after an operation conducted in a leaky tent, lit by candles and kerosene lamps and with hardly any medicinal drugs. If the diary had not been written each night, it would have hardly been credible. However, diaries are not written with hindsight, which is what makes them so powerful.

Yet Dunlop does not only record bravery and endurance. Just listen to the entry of April 4, 1943:

The weather is fine again and the jungle is assuming a new coat of multitudinous shades of tender green. The atmosphere appears to have been washed ineffably clean and pure by the rains so that the sky is a serene, fathomless blue and everything assumes a marvellously clear outline. The light of great cumulus clouds appearing over the clear rim of mountain world is most startling — I cannot recall ever seeing anything so radiantly white. It is as though everything had been washed utterly clean. The morning and evening sometime positively hurt with their beauty, especially the lovely quarter hour before dawn when the whole sky is aglow with brilliant crimson bands showing through the clearly etched foliage in a brilliant atmosphere and the softest of pale blue.

Vividness and colours everywhere. Butterflies of every size and shade — predominantly white and yellow — fly in their scores in long chains or come to rest in little pools of mixed colours, the faint sway of their wings recalling a mass of yachts swayed by a slight breeze on a still lake. Staghorn ferns are extravagantly luxurious everywhere. Monkeys in a great troop swing carelessly across the face of our Western cliff on the great trees whose foliage is agitated as though by a storm.

Just think of writing like that on toilet paper with your comrades dying around you!

That remarkable man, Colonel Sir Laurens van der Post, has written a foreword to the Diaries. I will quote two passages from it. The first to make me, and others of my ilk, feel ashamed. At the Bandoeng POW camp in Java, before the prisoners were sent to the Burma-Siam railway, conditions were not quite so bad. One thing they did was to arrange a mock parliament. Sir Laurens says:

The minutes and reports of the proceedings of this parliament, faithfully kept on the precious lavatory paper with which the Japanese provided the camp in strange and uncharacteristic abundance, unfortunately were lost. I say unfortunately, because they were of such a quality, keenness of thought and width of vision that I believe they would be a source of healthy shame to the British and Commonwealth governments who today are betraying the values fought for in the War as well as the precious breathing space of peace gained by the sacrifice of so many millions of young lives.

Anyone who still listens to Parliamentary broadcasts will understand what he means.

The second quotation describes how Sir Laurens felt as he walked to the prison gate with Weary to say farewell when he was marked out en route to the Buram-Siam railway. He writes:

Whenever I think back to that walk and that moment when Weary, undismayed, and even at so gloomy an hour, extracting a laugh from his overburdened men, met us at the great gate, all the adjectives personified in the Pilgrim’s Progress and so unfashionable today occur to me as the only ones precise enough for the occasion; adjectives like “valiant”, “standfast”, “tell-true”, “great-heart” and so on, but also joined to those some not found in Bunyan’s vocabulary, like weary’s unfailing sense of humour and his light and classical use of irony as a means of reducing the intrusions of fate in the life of himself and of those under his command to bearable proportions.

Read the book yourself. You will never be quite the same again. And you will never again be really sorry for yourself either.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
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  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
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  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
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  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
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  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
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  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
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  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
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  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
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  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
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  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
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