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by a Modest Member of Parliament, “… then I had a flash of inspiration,” The Australian Financial Review, January 31, 1975, p. 3.

I remember, with awful clarity, one of my first election meetings. I’d just finished parading my political platitudes and sat down to the obvious relief of the few people present.

Then the chairman said I would be willing to answer any questions.

There was a long and pregnant pause while everyone shuffled around on their seats.

The chairman waited for a while and then said that I must have satisfied them all, and he smiled determinedly at his joke.

Then Fred sitting at the back slowly got to his feet, cleared his throat threateningly, and then asked, “If the Federal Government wanted to take action which was to the benefit of Australia but to the detriment of this State, would the candidate support the Federal Government?”

Gosh, it was awful, I didn’t know much about politics then (Mavis says that I still don’t) but I knew that the thing to do at election meetings was to keep out of trouble.

So I danced around like a cat on hot bricks for a while, trying to drown the problem in a sea of words.

But Fred’s gimlet eyes bored into me, so I finished up saying rather lamely that I would fight for our State against the Commonwealth, even if it was to Australia’s hurt.

I’m not quite sure why I came down on that side of the fence but I guess that I had a gut feeling that the sympathy of most citizens is first felt for their State, rather than for the Commonwealth.

My answer pleased the few people in the audience who were awake at the time. Even then I had some rudiments of political cunning.

But the question of whether my first loyalty should be to my State or the Commonwealth has been worrying me ever since and it rears its ugly head more often than I like.

Look at the Government’s recent decision on motor car protection.

The Government has taken action which will heavily protect the car industry at an estimated cost of $300 million a year, compared to the recommendation of the IAC which would have cost us $100 million a year.

This action was the result of strong pressure from South Australia which is a poor State, depending to a large degree on the car industry.

We will now have to subsidise the overseas owners of the car industry to the tune of $300 million a year, to pay them for producing the kind of cars we don’t want. This will encourage more firms to come here and so increase our fragmentation problems.

For instance, Renault recently announced that it is going to invest more money here. This will mean a smaller throughput for GM-H who will probably have to be helped yet again. And the Japanese are now flirting with Chryslers, so they may come here also encouraged by the Government’s action.

The question is, should I support the Government’s decision if I came from South Australia but was a member of the National Parliament, and I thought the action would be wrong for the nation as a whole?

I was mulling this problem around in my muddled mind, trying to think of a form of footwork that would get me out of the mess.

Suddenly the answer came to me as a flash of inspiration and I yelled out to Mavis, “I know what we’ll do, we’ll have a Customs house at the South Australian border and put a high tariff on imported cars coming in into that State.”

What a lovely solution, I thought. It had all the virtues, it would take care of South Australia’s problem, its cost would not be noticed by people used to paying the price of tariff protection, and above all, it would be popular.

I was so excited that I trotted immediately around to tell Eccles.

He listened to me with increasing irritation and when I’d laid my splendid plan before him, he pointed out that when the decision was made at the end of the last century to weld the Australian colonies into one nation, Section 92 of the Constitution was specifically inserted to prevent this happening.

“Commerce between the States shall be absolutely free,” the founding fathers said.

They did this deliberately to prevent my kind of solution which would, I admit, tend to keep the States as a separate economic entity instead of encouraging us to be one nation.

So I expect I’ll have to find some other solution to the problem of whether I should support my State to the detriment of the nation.

But perhaps we aren’t yet really one nation, except at cricket, and then only if we are winning.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  126. Perish the thawed!
  127. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  128. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  129. Why no-one nails the Big Green Lie
  130. A case for ministerial inertia
  131. Why politicians don't like the truth
  132. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  133. Better to be popular than right
  134. Crying in the wilderness
  135. Ivory tower needs thumping
  136. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  137. Rural Problems
  138. Unholy state of taxation
  139. Boring economics worth a smile
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