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by a Modest Farmer, “A rather crude man got stuck into me at the discussion,” The Australian Financial Review, October 6, 1978, p. 3.

Earlier this year, I was asked to talk about industry reconstruction following tariff reductions to a meeting of Labor Party economists, and I gladly accepted.

I don’t get many opportunities to give tongue these days, and I knew that Eccles would do all the work, so there would be no great mental effort involved.

My speech went off all right, in a tired kind of way.

A chap sitting right in front of me went to sleep almost immediately but long and bitter experience has taught me how to handle such cases.

I stopped in my tracks and asked the man sitting next to him to wake him up and tell him it got better later. From then on no one was brave enough to go to sleep, no matter how much they wanted to.

During the discussion period a rather crude man got stuck into me and I have a suspicion that he had been practising at home because it kind of came rolling out of him.

But, as I explained to him afterwards in my fatherly fashion, I have been belted by the best people in the land and his efforts were rather feeble compared to experts like Jack McEwen.

But the rest of the audience treated me with kindness, as I knew they would, I being their guest.

After the conclusion of the tariff session they asked me to stay on for the rest of the proceedings, which was a privilege I appreciated. And I could not help being impressed with the idealism that many of the participants showed.

They are very different from Eccles who is a miserable man with a mean attitude towards life.

These Labor Party economists were different; they were brimming over with the milk of human kindness.

They had plans of many kinds, designed to improve the lot of the common man. But they came hard up against one fundamental problem, namely, where was the money coming from?

They were well equipped with figures which proved that the Australian rate of tax was not exceptionally high but they were only too well aware that it wasn’t going to be easy to convince the man in the street of this.

But they had two pathetic hopes. One was that if only they could get close alongside the ordinary citizen and could explain to him in clear simple terms that if he paid more tax it would do him more good than harm, then he would accept it.

But their trouble is that explaining the tax rate structure in clear simple terms is not altogether easy.

I have often tried doing this to Fred but after listening for about five minutes he wanders away. My mind boggles at the difficulty of telling the whole country that paying more tax is really a good thing.

Others at the conference hoped that ways could be found to stop taxation evasion and avoidance. And I notice that the Treasurer has high hopes here also.

I am very much on their side because, if all the taxation bolt-holes were closed, it would be much fairer for the ordinary citizen.

And perhaps, if the exercise was as successful as I would like it to be, then we might even see a reduction in taxation as a result.

So I am all in favour of stopping the taxation bolt-holes, but I warn the Treasurer that it will not be easy.

If he had done as much rabbitting as I, he wouldn’t be too hopeful.

I remember how, before myxo, I would spend a week getting the last rabbit out of a paddock until I was sure that I had the last hole stopped and every burrow fumigated.

Then I would go home and boast to Mavis that this time I had the sods beaten. And when I went out the next day all the holes would still be closed.

But the next day there would be one tiny hole opened from the inside but not a rabbit in sight, but three weeks later there would be rabbits hopping about all over the place.

Nothing clarifies a man’s mind, they say, like the knowledge that he is going to hang in the morning. And nothing stimulates the inventiveness of the ordinary citizen like the knowledge that the Government is about to pinch too much of his hard-earned money.

Once the Government take approaches 30 per cent, the financial morality of people tends to disappear. I know it does with me.

The real trouble with the world is the people in it; there are too many of them like me.

Mavis has been dropping heavy hints about the dedication of my book.

“Most authors dedicate their first book to their wives,” she said wistfully, “who are you going to dedicate yours to, dear?” I suppose she will win in the end.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  126. Perish the thawed!
  127. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  128. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  129. Why no-one nails the Big Green Lie
  130. A case for ministerial inertia
  131. Why politicians don't like the truth
  132. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  133. Better to be popular than right
  134. Crying in the wilderness
  135. Ivory tower needs thumping
  136. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  137. Rural Problems
  138. Unholy state of taxation
  139. Boring economics worth a smile
  140. The Libido for the Miserable
  141. Agricultural Development and Tariffs
  142. Fred's too poor to have principles
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