John Singleton with Bob HowardRip Van Australia (Stanmore: Cassell Australia, 1977), pp. 16-19, under the heading “Aunty A.B.C.
This is almost identical with what appeared earlier in: John Singleton, “Let the airwaves sing unfettered,” Nation Review, April 9-15, 1976, p. 632; and that was a rewritten version of: John Singleton, “The media mafia,” Advertising News, September 5, 1975, p. 8.

One of the few things that old Dougie McLelland did when he was Minister for the Media Mafia was drive home the real danger of media monopoly in Australia. Unfortunately for Dougie, however, the point he drove home was not the one he intended. He carried on about Packer and Murdoch and Fairfax. (Even before 11 November 1975.) He complained that they had two licenses each and owned newspapers as well. Tsk. Tsk. But all he really hammered home was the fact that there was indeed a media monopoly, but it belonged fairly and squarely to the government itself who operate seventy-two A.B.C. TV stations throughout Australia. Seventy-two! And it is the government who also licence and therefore control the commercial stations as well.

Every twelve months the good old government looks at the applications from the monster commercial stations and decides whether or not they should be renewed. Which is a pretty frightening way to go about trying to run a business, subject to unknown whims, when you’ve got tens of millions of dollars tied up that isn’t much good for anything else.

And because the stations are subject to “licence” the government (of either colour) can set down all sort of funny rules and regulations, for example:

  1. Only eleven minutes of advertising per hour and only nine minutes on Sunday, as some sort of token respect to our Maker or whatever.
  2. So many “points” for local content if it’s news, more if it’s drama, less if it’s variety, more if it’s poetry reading, and so on. “Do as we tell you or we’ll take your licence away from you and never let you speak to anyone again.”
  3. No cigarette advertising. “We’ll cop taxes for Canberra and taxes for the States. We’ll make as much cop as we can out of the old fag caper, but you only have a licence and we’ll take it away from you if you dare to advertise what we dare make millions out of.” Sort of like a mini-prohibition, which just means that fags get more evil and therefore kids want to smoke more than ever, which is just the opposite of the intended result, which is par for the course.
  4. “Equal time” during elections so that even if one political party (either) is determined to take away your livelihood you must give them time to state their case, even though it means history for you. A compulsory sort of suicide (murder?) because it’s only a licence and otherwise it will be taken away. A lovely position to be in.
  5. And we (the trusted government of unimpeachable manners and propriety) will set down rules about good taste and so on that will apply to all commercial channels because you work off one of our god-given licences; but the same rules won’t apply to our seventy-two stations because we are beyond reproach.

And so it is that Graham Kennedy gets to prerecorded, in case he does a dreadful crow call, while anything goes on the A.B.C., and stick it up your bum and go as far as you like on 2JJ. And no one, or too few, if any, see the real points.

  1. The danger of government control over media is not imaginary but real. Last year a station in Tasmania was suspended for two hours for running a minute over in commercial time. Two hours is only two hours but surely the principle is the same if it were two years.
  2. Doug McLelland and the present conservative government advisors seriously mooted getting rid of one of the licences in Sydney and Melbourne so there would be less competition, and therefore less need to give the public what they want, and therefore big advertising revenue would be automatic for poetry readings and all the other things that bureaucrats would have the public force fed while they get pissed on public money and do all the things that the public also wants to do. None of which include poetry readings. And the most important thing is that the situations and the dangers, be they real or not, are absolutely unnecessary in any event.

The alternative:

  1. Surely the licencing set-up should be abolished so that existing TV and radio stations own their licences. If they run too many ads, people won’t watch and advertisers won’t advertise. If they run smutty programmes, ditto. The best of the existing licence holders will improve their position. The worst will go broke and have to sell up. Great, they obviously shouldn’t have had the licence in the first place. The people are the ultimate judge. Certainly there is one glaring danger. There are insufficient radio stations and TV channels. The monopoly could move from government to individuals which is equally dangerous. So why cannot the government also sell the other airwaves to other competitive parties at regular intervals? As stations grow in number, there will be a natural segmentation of the market. One station will set out to appeal to the cultural end of the market and attract advertising accordingly at lower operating costs and profit accordingly. And instead of having six radio stations in Sydney and Melbourne we would gradually grow to a situation like San Francisco with 100 radio stations operating commercially. Not overnight, but starting overnight.
  2. The A.B.C. should sell its stations, giving first options to its own staff. It should and would then be forced to accept advertising to pay its own way.
  3. Other airwaves would then be sold, say on the basis of one every three years, until all known frequencies are being used for the benefit of all and to the detriment of none save those who use their opportunity unwisely.
  4. Naturally this would apply automatically and equally to all FM and ethnic radio stations, as it is patently ridiculous that these be given government monopoly.

The savings would be enormous and immediate. The cost of the A.B.C. (in excess of $130 million per annum) would go overnight and in fact the government would gain from the sale of its stations. The cost of the Control Boards and most of the Department of the Media (whatever name it now does operate under) would also be saved, which would almost double the saving. Around quarter of a billion dollars saved.

The threat of re-introduction of TV licence fees for the general public would be removed forever. And instead of advertisers having to go down on their hands and knees to beg time from booked out stations, supply may against equate at least roughly with demand. More companies could advertise more economically to more selective markets (cultural, teenage, geriatric, educational, ethnic, literary, family, kids) with the consequent automatic benefit upon retail sales, productivity and thus real wages.

But while all this logic sits there, staring out at the world like a giant neon-lit sore thumb, all we do is discuss the need to maintain the A.B.C.’s independence. Well right now the A.B.C. has no independence, save that granted by its government paid commissioners. And if governments don’t have a greater axe to grind with media, and a greater temptation to manipulate the media than makers of Mortein, then we are rather bad judges of the power lust that pervades politics in Australia, in the world, now, in the past and forever in the future.

And those who wish to see their TV without interruption from advertisements should take up collection of $250,000,000 per annum and for that amount they could buy their own TV airwaves throughout Australia and do whatever they like with them. But at the moment, none of us has the choice.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Governments Consume Wealth — They Don't Create It
  2. Singo and Howard Propose Privatising Bondi Beach
  3. Singo and Howard Speak Out Against the Crackpot Realism of the CIS and IPA
  4. Singo and Howard on Compromise
  5. Singo and Howard on Monopolies
  6. Singo and Howard Support Sydney Harbour Bridge Restructure
  7. Singo and Howard on Striking at the Root, and the Failure of Howard, the CIS and the IPA
  8. Singo and Howard Explain Why Australia is Not a Capitalist Country
  9. Singo and Howard Call Democracy Tyrannical
  10. Singo and Howard on Drugs!
  11. Simpleton sells his poll philosophy
  12. Singo and Howard Decry Australia Day
  13. Singo and Howard Endorse the Workers Party
  14. Singo and Howard Oppose the Liberal Party
  15. Singo and Howard Admit that Liberals Advocate and Commit Crime
  16. Up the Workers! Bob Howard's 1979 Workers Party Reflection in Playboy
  17. John Whiting's Inaugural Workers Party Presidential Address
  18. John Singleton and Bob Howard 1975 Monday Conference TV Interview on the Workers Party
  19. Singo and Howard on Aborigines
  20. Singo and Howard on Conservatism
  21. Singo and Howard on the Labor Party
  22. Singo, Howard and Hancock Want to Secede
  23. John Singleton changes his name
  24. Lang Hancock's Foreword to Rip Van Australia
  25. New party will not tolerate bludgers: Radical party against welfare state
  26. Singo and Howard introduce Rip Van Australia
  27. Singo and Howard on Knee-Jerks
  28. Singo and Howard on Tax Hunts (Lobbying)
  29. Singo and Howard on Rights
  30. Singo and Howard on Crime
  31. Singo and Howard on Justice
  32. Singo and Howard on Unemployment
  33. John Singleton on 1972's Cigarette Legislation
  34. Singo and Howard: Gambling Should Neither Be Illegal Nor Taxed
  35. Workers Party Platform
  36. Singo and Howard Join Forces to Dismantle Welfare State
  37. Singo and Howard on Business
  38. Singo and Howard on Discrimination
  39. Singo and Howard on the Greens
  40. Singo and Howard on Xenophobia
  41. Singo and Howard on Murdoch, Packer and Monopolistic Media
  42. Singo and Howard Explain that Pure Capitalism Solves Pollution
  43. Singo and Howard Defend Miners Against Government
  44. Singo and Howard on Bureaucracy
  45. Singo and Howard on Corporate Capitalism
  46. The last words of Charles Russell
  47. Ted Noffs' Preface to Rip Van Australia
  48. Right-wing anarchists revamping libertarian ideology
  49. Giving a chukka to the Workers Party
  50. Govt "villain" in eyes of new party
  51. "A beautiful time to be starting a new party": Rand fans believe in every man for himself
  52. Introducing the new Workers' Party
  53. Paul Rackemann 1980 Progress Party Election Speech
  54. Lang Hancock 1978 George Negus Interview
  55. Voices of frustration
  56. Policies of Workers Party
  57. Party Promises to Abolish Tax
  58. AAA Tow Truck Co.
  59. Singo and Howard on Context
  60. Singo and Howard Blame Roosevelt for Pearl Harbour
  61. Singo and Howard on Apathy
  62. Workers Party is "not just a funny flash in the pan"
  63. Singo and Howard on Decency
  64. John Singleton in 1971 on the 2010 Federal Election
  65. Matthew, Mark, Luke & John Pty. Ltd. Advertising Agents
  66. Viv Forbes Wins 1986 Adam Smith Award
  67. The writing of the Workers Party platform and the differences between the 1975 Australian and American libertarian movements
  68. Who's Who in the Workers Party
  69. Bob Howard interviewed by Merilyn Giesekam on the Workers Party
  70. A Farewell to Armchair Critics
  71. Sukrit Sabhlok interviews Mark Tier
  72. David Russell Leads 1975 Workers Party Queensland Senate Team
  73. David Russell Workers Party Policy Speech on Brisbane TV
  74. Bludgers need not apply
  75. New party formed "to slash controls"
  76. The Workers Party
  77. Malcolm Turnbull says "the Workers party is a force to be reckoned with"
  78. The great consumer protection trick
  79. The "Workers" speak out
  80. How the whores pretend to be nuns
  81. The Workers Party is a Political Party
  82. Shit State Subsidised Socialist Schooling Should Cease Says Singo
  83. My Journey to Anarchy:
    From political and economic agnostic to anarchocapitalist
  84. Workers Party Reunion Intro
  85. Singo and Howard on Freedom from Government and Other Criminals
  86. Singo and Howard on Young People
  87. Singo and Howard Expose how Government Healthcare Controls Legislate Doctors into Slavery
  88. Singo and Howard Engage with Homosexuality
  89. Singo and Howard Demand Repeal of Libel and Slander Laws
  90. Singo and Howard on Consumer Protection
  91. Singo and Howard on Consistency
  92. Workers Party is born as foe of government
  93. Political branch formed
  94. Government seen by new party as evil
  95. Singo and Howard on Non-Interference
  96. Singo and Howard on Women's Lib
  97. Singo and Howard on Licences
  98. Singo and Howard on Gun Control
  99. Singo and Howard on Human Nature
  100. Singo and Howard on Voting
  101. Singo and Howard on
    Inherited Wealth
  102. Singo and Howard on Education
  103. Singo and Howard on Qualifications
  104. Ron Manners on the Workers Party
  105. Singo and Howard Hate Politicians
  106. Undeserved handouts make Australia the lucky country
  107. A happy story about Aborigines
  108. John Singleton on Political Advertising
  109. Richard Hall, Mike Stanton and Judith James on the Workers Party
  110. Singo Incites Civil Disobedience
  111. How John Singleton Would Make Tony Abbott Prime Minister
  112. The Discipline of Necessity
  113. John Singleton on the first election the Workers Party contested
  114. Libertarians: Radicals on the right
  115. The Bulletin on Maxwell Newton as Workers Party national spokesman on economics and politics
  116. Singo and Howard: Australia Should Pull Out of the Olympics
  117. Singo and Howard Like Foreign Investment
  118. Mark Tier corrects Nation Review on the Workers Party
  119. The impossible dream
  120. Why can't I get away with it?
  121. The bold and boring Lib/Lab shuffle
  122. Time for progress
  123. The loonie right implodes
  124. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  125. John Singleton on refusing to do business with criminals and economic illiterates
  126. Censorship should be banned
  127. "Listen, mate, a socialist is a bum"
  128. John Singleton on Advertising
  129. John Singleton on why he did the Hawke re-election campaign
  130. Sinclair Hill calls for dropping a neutron bomb on Canberra
  131. Bob Howard in Reason 1974-77
  132. John Singleton defends ockerism
  133. Singo and Howard talk Civil Disobedience
  134. The Census Con
  135. Singo and Howard Oppose Australian Participation in the Vietnam War
  136. Did John Singleton oppose the mining industry and privatising healthcare in 1990?
  137. Bob Carr in 1981 on John Singleton's political bent
  138. John Singleton-Ita Buttrose interview (1977)
  139. King Leonard of Hutt River Declares Defensive Just War Against Australia the Aggressor
  140. Singo says Lang Hancock violated Australia's 11th commandment: Thou Shalt Not Succeed
  141. Singleton: the White Knight of Ockerdom
  142. John Singleton bites into Sinclair Hill's beef
  143. Save Parramatta Road
  144. 1979 news item on new TV show John Singleton With a Lot of Help From His Friends
  145. Smoking, Health and Freedom
  146. Singo and Howard on Unions
  147. Singo and Howard Smash the State
  148. Singo and Howard on the big issue of Daylight Saving
  149. Come back Bob - It was all in fun!
  150. A few "chukkas" in the Senate for polo ace?
  151. Country Rejuvenation - Towards a Better Future
  152. Singo and Howard on Profits, Super Profits and Natural Disasters
  153. John Singleton's 1977 pitch that he be on a committee of one to run the Sydney 1988 Olympics for profit
  154. Thoughts on Land Ownership
  155. 1975 Max Newton-Ash Long interview on the Workers Party
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