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by a Modest Member of Parliament, The Australian Financial Review, October 26, 1973, p. 3.

Mavis is getting quite excited about the prospect of an early election.

She has noted the strong swing against the Government in recent by-elections in W.A., Victoria and New South Wales and the results of the opinion polls all point to the unpopularity of the Government.

“So force an election now,” she advises. “Strike while the iron is hot and the Government is unpopular. If you are to be a minister in the next Government, then there really is need for haste, dear. You aren’t getting any younger, you know.”

Mavis’ instructions were crystal clear, so I went round to talk to Eccles. He said that Mavis was talking through her hat, as usual.

He said the only way the Opposition could force an election would be for the Senate to refuse to pass the Supply Bill.

This would make it impossible for the Government to pay its civil servants and as these were unlikely to work for nothing, the business of government would grind to a stop, so there would have to be an election of the House of Representatives.

But then Eccles pointed out that although the Senate could indeed refuse to pass the Supply Bill, to do so would be an act that would have the gravest constitutional implications, that would expose the democratic system to the gravest strains.

“Governments are formed in the Lower House and any Government that has the support of the Lower House has the right to govern,” he lectured me. “Do what you can to remove this temptation from the Senate.”

When Eccles was speaking of these grave matters he did so from his ivory tower. But then he came downstairs to my level and spoke of more mundane matters. He gave me his usual lecture about inflation.

“If you think you can stop inflation if you are in government without making yourselves unpopular, you are kidding yourselves,” he advised.

“Why not let the present Government stop there and get themselves really unpopular?”

This didn’t sound a point of high principle but it seemed to be sensible.

It was obvious that Eccles was not going to give his milk down as Mavis wanted, so I went round to ask Fred what he thought.

Fred listened to me in patience while I told him of Mavis’ cunning moves and of Eccles’ lofty dictums thereon. Then he really opened up on me.

“I think you must be off your head, my dear chap,” he growled. “I don’t understand all that theoretical stuff that old Eccles is nattering about, but I do understand things at a lower level. Stop talking if you can and listen for a while.”

Then he told me some of the facts of political life as he saw them.

First, he said that he, and everyone else, was sick to death of elections; there were far too many now — they filled his letterbox with literature he didn’t want to read and his television screen with people whom he didn’t want to hear.

“You politicians delude yourselves if you think citizens like elections,” he said. “We hate them, and would hate any party that foisted an unnecessary one on us.”

But his main reason for begging me not to encourage an early election was at an even lower level.

He told me how his mother, when she wanted to housetrain a cat, would rub the offending cat’s nose in the mess.

“If she did this often enough, the cat soon learnt,” Fred explained.

“I think you ought to let the electorate learn in the same way. It may be a nasty way of learning but it is effective.”

In other words, Fred’s message is that the only way the electorate will learn what socialism really means is to suffer under it, to see how it destroys the self-reliance of individuals, and the confidence and the incentive of business.

“You can tell them as often as you like about all these things, you can talk till you are hoarse, and although they say ‘hear, hear’ when you sit down, people will only really understand what socialism really means by suffering under socialism for even longer yet, until they have had their noses rubbed thoroughly in the socialistic mess.”

I am sorry that Fred is so crude, but I think he is right, in his muddled way. We should not confuse “dissolution” with “disillusion.”

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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