by Benjamin Marks, Economics.org.au editor
Dear Ed,
My name is Mavis, and I’ve been going out with my boyfriend for three weeks now. He’s alright, but when we talk about politics, he says he’s a Marxist and votes for the Labor Party. What should I do?
Thanks Mavis. This must be a difficult time for you. This serious situation may require more than one of the following remedies:
Firstly, if he’s really sympathetic to Marxism, it is not clear why he would vote for the Labor Party rather than the Liberal Party. They both decrease the scope for free-markets and believe in exactly the same (lack of) principles, differing only in degree. And they both support nearly all of the short-term communist aims as outlined in, say, The Communist Manifesto.
Secondly, he cannot possibly be a Marxist. There is no such thing, as Ludwig von Mises and Stanislav Andreski observed:
There has been a lot of empty talk about the non-existence of differences among men. But there has never been an attempt to organise society according to the egalitarian principle. The author of an egalitarian tract and the leader of an egalitarian party by their very activity contradict the principle to which they pay lip service … In Soviet Russia egalitarianism is proclaimed as one of the main dogmas of the official creed. But Lenin was deified after his death, and Stalin was worshipped in life as no ruler since the days of the declining Roman Empire. 1
[T]he word “marxism” contains an implicit negation of Marx’s basic tenet that individuals are unimportant; from which it follows that, having been individuals, Marx and Lenin are unimportant — and therefore those who accept the collectivist view of social causation should forget about them. 2
So the very acceptance or even the mere suggestion of the collectivist view by any individual is a violation of it.
Thirdly, if he really maintains he’s a Marxist, do not expect him to remain loyal to you above anyone else. You are no better than any other woman according to him.
DOSAGE INSTRUCTIONS: After a few beers, gently put the first and second remedies above to him. If they fail to sway him, challenge him with the third one, asking if he really thinks you are equal to any other woman, including the girl at the supermarket and the homeless woman at the carpark. If none of these remedies are effective and the symptoms persist, it may be time to consider leaving him.
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Michael
May 14, 2011 @ 1:49 pm
She could of course challenge him on the invalidity of Ricardo's labour theory of value, on the subjective value of goods, on the non coervice and voluntary nature of employment and on the inability for economic caluclation in a socialist economy.
Furthermore she could raise emprical objections to marxism by citing the evidence of marxist failures as millions of people have had to die to prove.
Seeing it is doubtful most marxists have even read the Manifesto, Das Kapital or any other marxist works such challenges would likely elict a blank stare so she could also choose to challenge his idoltary of Marx by pointing out that he was of an overpriveledged upper class family and despite his objections to the oppresive bourgeois he never seemed to be willing to sacrifise his position of priveledge in the name of egalitarianism, in the words of Rothbard:
"shameless[ly] sponging on friends and relatives … Marx affected a hatred and contempt for the very material resource he was too anxious to cadge and use so recklessly. Marx created an entire philosophy around his own corrupt attitudes toward money."
If none of this causes him to re-evaluate his support for Marx then she ought to conceed another Rothbard quote before leaving him:
"There is one good thing about Marx: he was not a Keynesian."