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by Viv Forbes, winner of the 1986 Australian Adam Smith Award for “outstanding services to the free society”

We’re told we need a carbon tax to combat dangerous carbon pollution.

The public surely needs health warnings on products contaminated by this dangerous chemical?

The bubbles from beer, champagne and soda water are carbon dioxide which contains 27% carbon. If carbon pollution is as bad as we are told, there should be a law banning consumption of such polluting drinks in enclosed areas or public places.

Cane sugar contains a dangerously high 40% carbon, barbeque steak contains 53% carbon and fats and oils contain over 70% carbon. These products should display health warnings:

This product contains carbon, a declared dangerous pollutant. Use of this product will cause floods and droughts, frosts and heatwaves. Exercise caution when using.

In fact, as every food product contains carbon, there should be a health warning at the entrance of every grocery store and restaurant:

Polluted Products Warning: All foods sold in this outlet contain carbon.

To emphasise the danger, the health warning should be printed in green and all food products should be sold in plain wrappers.

Diligent public protectors have also discovered that exhaled human breath contains 40,000 parts per million of carbon dioxide or about 1% carbon, one hundred times higher than fresh air. This could explain the hysterical legislative proposals coming from carbon polluted debating chambers in Canberra. Therefore, in the interests of good government, all future debates on the carbon tax should be held outdoors and no carbon polluted food or drinks should be served in government cafeterias.

PS If you think the above is unlikely, read this. And this will help clear up some of the confusion, myths and lies surrounding the demonization of carbon.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Lang Hancock's Five Point Plan to Cripple Australia
  2. Put Windmills in National Parks
  3. Magnifying National Disasters
  4. Please Don't Feed the Animals
  5. Buy Birdsville Made?
  6. The Economics of Flood Risk
  7. Touring Bureaucrats
  8. Why Wind Won't Work
  9. A Profusion of "Prices"
  10. R.I.P. Ron Kitching - pioneer, explorer, author, family man, entrepreneur, scholar
  11. The Carbon Pollution Lie
  12. Closing Down Australia
  13. The Anti-Industry
  14. The Pyramid Builders
  15. Carbon Tax Bribery
  16. Crown Monopolies
  17. Carbon Tax Job Losses
  18. What Next, a Tax on Water?
  19. Carbon Health Warnings Coming Soon
  20. Growth Mythology
  21. The Tax Collection Industry
  22. Propaganda Puts Paid to Proof
  23. The Milk of the Welfare Teat is Watered Down
  24. "Crops for Cars" as Bad as Everlasting Drought
  25. Poll speech sets record
  26. The Emissions Trading Casino
  27. The Contract Society
  28. A Model Ministry
  29. The Five Point Plan to kill the economy with High Cost Electricity
  30. Put a Sunset Clause in the Carbon Tax
  31. Stuck on Red
  32. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  33. Carbon Tax Lies and Bribes
  34. The Middle of the Road
  35. United against taxes
  36. Call for Govt administrator
  37. Property & Prosperity
  38. "The Science is Settled" BUT Durban Climate Summit Not Cancelled
  39. No End to Fuelish Policies?
  40. The Right to Discriminate
  41. Sell the CES
  42. Free Water Costs Too Dam Much
  43. Creating Unemployment
  44. Viv Forbes Wins 1986 Adam Smith Award
  45. 1985 news item on Tax Payers United, Centre 2000 and the Australian Adam Smith Club
  46. Having the numbers is not the same as having the truth
  47. Who's Who in the Workers Party
  48. David Russell Leads 1975 Workers Party Queensland Senate Team
  49. Caught in a welfare whirlpool
  50. Global Warming Season
  51. Mining in Queensland, Past, Present and Future
  52. Political branch formed
  53. Viv Forbes on Libertarian Strategy and the Myth of Constant Resources
  54. The New Brisbane Line?
  55. Carbon Lies
  56. Save the taxpayer
  57. Solving Three Canberra Problems
  58. Vested Interests in the Climate Debate
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