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Bert Kelly, 22 October 1980. Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982), pp. 244-46, as “Dr Stretton.”

Recently I read a review of the book Labor Essays in which particular attention was paid to an essay by Hugh Stretton which the reviewer said “is a remarkably incisive and passionate piece of political advocacy. He analyses the divide-and-rule tactics which have recently led to a noticeable decline in middle-class compassion and social concern, and puts the so-called tax revolt into its proper perspective as a form of class warfare.”

Then the reviewer goes on to quote directly from Mr Stretton’s essay. “If the reactionaries can recruit a sizeable minority of workers and their wives to the alliance against the welfare population … then the bastards will have won.”

That quotation makes me miserable because it shows how even a man of Mr Stretton’s intelligence and rectitude thinks. Many people, particularly socialist intellectuals, see the behaviour of people who disagree with them as part of a deep laid plot of evil, well organised capitalist groups who, with relentless cunning, have worked out some reprehensible way to grind the faces of the poor. “Then the bastards will have won”, they say.

These people should remember the story of the schoolteacher in America who was giving her class a lecture on the American Indians. At the end she asked if there was anyone in the class who had Indian blood in his veins. Little Tommy put up his hand. “How very interesting,” she gushed, “Which tribe?” “It wasn’t no tribe, Ma’am” Tommy replied, “It was just a wandering Indian!”

Most of the tax revolt is not the work of an Indian tribe, it is not class warfare at all, it is not a plot by a lot of bastards who have planned some cunning campaign, but it is the reactions of simple sods like me. To illustrate this, I will describe how the taxation iron entered my soul way back in 1947. Things were really tough on the farm then, with little spare cash and Mavis with three kids at foot and with many quite proper demands for more money to be spent in the home. So I made the rash decision to grow 120 acres of mustard under contract. It was rash because I didn’t know anything about the crop and neither did anyone else in the district. I suppose I should have grown wheat which I understood but the wheat stabilisation scheme discouraged me from growing what the world wanted. This is the way of stabilisation schemes.

I sowed the 120 acres in May, braving the scornful remarks of my friends and neighbours, “Pride goeth before a fall” and so on. The wretched crop did not germinate, so I sowed the paddock again at the end of June, working the tractor at night with a kerosene lantern hanging on the starting handle. There were no frills in those days, no air conditioned cabs, not even headlights.

The crop behaved splendidly from then on and by the end of December it was about 7 feet high and ready to reap. But when we took the old ground-drive header into the crop, we found that mustard has to be reaped when the weather is cool, otherwise the seed shatters. So, having sown the wretched crop at night, we now found that we had to reap it at night also, still with the lantern hanging on the handle.

However, we kept at it, going round and round and taking off bags of mustard with gratifying regularity. It was when I was clearing out a bunged up thresher in the middle of the night, with my head down and my tail up, which gives one a jaundiced view of the world, that I started to do some mental arithmetic. Then suddenly I realised that Mr Chifley (he was then Treasurer) would metaphorically be waiting at the heap to take away half the proceeds.

That was when the tax revolt started with me, in the middle of the night while reaping a crop I had sown at night, while the district sneered at me for taking foolish risks.

This old fashioned determination to keep what you have worked so hard to win, and have run uncomfortable risks in the process, this is the mainspring of the tax revolt. It is all very well for well heeled civil servants or academics living comfortably in ivory universities, to sneer at the bastards who are taking the risks that make the economy go round. I admit that we are not doing this to benefit our fellow men; we are trying to benefit ourselves. But in the process we benefit pure and noble people like Mr Stretton also. And then he reckons we are bastards!

Inside every tax moonlighter there is a small business man trying to get out.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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