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Bert Kelly, September 17, 1976. Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982), pp. 108-10, as “Shipbuilding (2).”

One of the arguments that has been put forward to justify the taxpayer paying an annual subsidy of $13,000 for every man employed in shipbuilding runs somewhat like this: “The industry certainly costs the taxpayer a lot but we should not ignore the side benefits that follow creating shipbuilding employment in this way. Shipbuilders are likely to have a family of five, so benefits of the employment are spread through the economy. And then there is the employment gained in the components industry. And the Commonwealth gains in income tax collected from all of these groups. So we must not be too narrow-minded and think only of the $13,000 subsidy per person employed. There are other side benefits and these outweigh, by far, the piddling little amount of money involved, about $50m.”

I have drawn a parallel between shipbuilding and the wheat industry to see if I can demonstrate the fallacy of this argument. I have constructed what Eccles would call a model of the wheat industry designed so that we employ the maximum number of people. My plan is splendid in its stark simplicity — I simply pass a law which states that any farmer who grows wheat using horses instead of tractors gets a subsidy of $13,000 a year. You can see that there would be an immediate stimulus to employment because all farmers would have to employ more people if they wanted the subsidy. And the extra farm hands would need houses, so employment would be gained there. And the horses would need harness, creating more employment there. And all these extra people would pay income tax, so the government would gain on every count.

There would be an immediate improvement in the economic health of the small country towns which would start to blossom again because of the extra number of people working in the bush. More country schools would open up and we would be able to demand better roads and so on.

Indeed, the more I thought about my plan, the more desirable did it seem. I mentioned it to Fred’s brother, Bill, because he owns one of the few draught horse stallions left in the land. He thought it was a statesman’s solution and he promised me massive support from the other draught horse breeders. I could see that the willing co-operation of the stallion would have a very important part to play in the plan, so I asked Bill to give the matter deeper thought. “Don’t forget that you can lead a horse to water but … well, you know what I mean, Bill. It would be a great pity if my whole splendid idea was to fail just because we couldn’t get your horse to co-operate. See if you can find out what he thinks about the idea and I’ll see you next week.”

When I saw Bill a week later he told me that he had put the question fully and frankly to the horse and had given him two days to think about his reply because he (the horse) is rather slow witted. In due course Bill says that the horse thought my idea was basically sound and that he would do his duty, but added the rider (you would expect a horse to do that) to the effect that he hoped that “in this day and age” (he was a very well bred horse) there would be none of the old fashioned nonsense of a horse having to plod around from farm to farm on his feet. “See if your man will arrange to have me carried around in an air conditioned float pulled by a tractor. Then I’ll get my own back with that lot”, Bill swears he said.

For the benefit of my city readers I must explain that, when we farmed with horses, most farms did not keep a stallion but our mares were got in foal by a stallion led “on a round” from farm to farm by a groom. It was this walking which was evidently worrying Bill’s horse. He (the horse) seemed to think that he would have enough to do without that. Bill strongly supported him on this, and I must admit that the request seemed reasonable, particularly as the horse was not exactly youthful, though I cannot tell his age because I have forgotten how to read a horse’s mouth.

Now I am the first to admit that the success of my scheme rests rather too heavily on the performance of Bill’s horse because clearly we couldn’t create much employment unless we had a lot of horses. But even apart from this criticism of my plan, Fred says the whole idea is stupid anyway. Perhaps it is, but no more stupid than paying $13,000 per man just to keep him in shipbuilding employment. At least my plan would have considerable side benefits for Bill’s horse.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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