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Bert Kelly, The Australian Financial Review, August 3, 1973, p.3.

It is not easy for Fred to change his way of looking at things. When the new Government was elected in December, Fred was quite off-hand about my gloomy forebodings as to what would happen.

“Things will go on much the same, you wait and see,” he said.

“You may try to frighten me about the damage the new Government will do, but I’m not really worried, she’ll be apples.”

That was some months ago. The other day I called in to see Fred. He had just finished seeding and his hands were harder and hornier than ever.

He was obviously unhappy so I asked him whether he was worrying about the season or the prices or other simple things about which Fred is usually angry.

Indeed, I was about to to make my usual helpful statement that would take these matters us with those on high, but he explained that he had a different cause for anxiety.

“It’s this Government you’ve allowed in,” he complained. “You ought to be ashamed of yourself. They are making me rethink my attitude to life and it hurts.”

The idea of Fred getting down to this basic kind of thinking did indeed present a poignant picture.

I had expected him to be angry about the Government’s encouragement of the 35-hour week, its failure to curb strikes or its indifference to inflation and that kind of thing.

“No, it’s not these matters that are worrying me, though they are bad enough in all conscience,” he explained. “It goes deeper than that.”

Then he unburdened himself.

He explained that he had been brought up to believe in the old-fashioned virtues — that you worked hard and looked after your family and yourself if you could, and if you couldn’t, only then did you ask help from the State.

“But all that kind of thing is sneered at now,” he grizzled.

“All you have to do is sit in a heap, looking needy, and making moaning noises and the Government comes along and looks after you. A man is a fool if he works hard now. He only pays extra taxes so bludgers can sit on their tails scratching themselves, being paid by mugs like me for doing nothing.

Then he told me about two friends of his. The first has four kids and an old-fashioned belief that it was his duty to care for them. He works hard and well, pays his taxes and his way.

The second lives in the same town, also has four kids but has a different outlook on life.

He’s a clever sod and he has worked it out that by doing nothing he can collect $55.50 a week, make quite a bit on the side, pay no taxes and do reasonably well.

It’s not much encouragement for the first chap to look after himself or his own.

But what really got under Fred’s skin was the Government action on schools. Fred went to a good school in the city by great sacrifice by his parents.

His kids are going to the same school at even greater sacrifice to Fred.

But the parents of both generations had the old-fashioned belief that it was their duty to make sacrifices to give their kids as good an education as possible, and with a religious component.

A little while ago Fred’s school had a big appeal and all the “school family” dobbed in because they had this old-fashioned belief that it was their duty to look after their own.

But because Fred’s school has been looked after by its own, and because it has been businesslike in its affairs, it is not now going to attract any per capita grants from the Government.

Fred now finds that he will be paying taxes to support other schools while paying full cost to support his own. He doesn’t think it is much encouragement to look after his own.

I tried to comfort Fred by saying that what was happening to Australia was nothing new, that it happens in all Welfare States and that we hadn’t yet become as bad as Britain.

But Fred wasn’t worrying about Britain, or Australia for that matter. He was simply worrying about himself, as he had been trained to do.

“I’ll just have to learn to sit in a heap, and the Government can look after me and mine,” he said.

When I saw him last, he was sitting in an armchair with his feet up, practising.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  126. Perish the thawed!
  127. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  128. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  129. Why no-one nails the Big Green Lie
  130. A case for ministerial inertia
  131. Why politicians don't like the truth
  132. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  133. Better to be popular than right
  134. Crying in the wilderness
  135. Ivory tower needs thumping
  136. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  137. Rural Problems
  138. Unholy state of taxation
  139. Boring economics worth a smile
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