John Whiting, “Still Workers Party,” The Bulletin, May 14, 1977, pp. 6-9.

Now that John Singleton has changed his name by deed poll as he thought that his birth name had a rather stupid ring about it, I was surprised to find him using his old name when writing an article entitled “The $100-a-plate sleepathon” (The Bulletin, April 23 [republished below]).

Of course, that stuff about John Singleton’s name is a all a bit of baloney but who cares about truth and accuracy these days?

If John Singleton can play things off the top of his head when referring to the name of a political party, why shouldn’t I do the same when referring to his name?

It may be recalled that John Singleton told us that the name “Workers Party” is a stupid name and for this reason it has now been changed. Is it? Has it?

The truth is that the Workers Party has not changed its name except in Mr Singleton’s rather vivid imagination. Admittedly there are various State Progress Parties but, as parties, these are distinct from the Workers Party.

Incidentally, the name “Workers Party” is a very accurate one, for whether people have yet woken up to it or not, a free society with true free enterprise is one in the best interests of all workers.

By the way, Mr Singleton is no longer the chairman or a spokesman of the Workers Party.

JOHN WHITING
National president, Workers Party, Adelaide SA

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John Singleton, “The $100-a-plate sleepathon,” The Bulletin, April 23, 1977, p. 14.

It is your typical Liberal Party do. The ladies are nice and charming with cheeks full of too many scones and hair full of too much blue rinse. There aren’t too many ladies either, due to the fact that most of the men are about 100 years old.

Another good way to tell that it is a Liberal Party do is that it costs $100 a plate to get in, it’s at the Wentworth instead of Paddo Town Hall, and you get served second-rate champagne instead of flat beer in peanut butter glasses.

Everyone stands around uncomfortably talking nonsense about how well Malcolm looks despite all the worries he has, etc, etc. You can imagine the rest. Thanks God we’ve got rid of Gough, etc.

And naturally, every second person also asks me why I got mixed up with the Workers Party and what a stupid name it is anyway. Which is right about being a stupid name and at least it’s changed now, and anyway on with the show.

The microphone tells us to be seated and away we go. Our host, Sir Kenneth Anderson, and his wife, who shake our hands on the way in (you have to go queue up, otherwise you might miss out), gets up and says welcome and stand up here he comes in person, and now sit down. I am sitting at a place where I can very clearly see that Sir Kenneth Anderson has copped his knighthood for loyalty to 12-inch peg trousers and services to virtual incoherence.

He mumbles a bit of a Scottish joke, which no one laughs at, then he sits down and we get stuck into your typical Liberal Party tucker. Smoked salmon. Those soups without any meat or vegetables in them. Very classy and very tasteless. And then a bit of fillet steak with bacon wrapped around it, and vegetables tossed all over it, and the whole boring mess is all typed up on a very Liberal-looking menu with the Prime Minister’s name written all over it, so that all the people can take it home and leave it to their grandchildren who will not have long to wait, if you want my opinion.

Someone proposes a toast to the Queen, just like at a country wedding, so that everyone who has already been smoking may now smoke, which is par for the course.

Then comes the greatest moment, and Sir Kenneth mutters the intro and the Prime Minister his very self walks up to the mike, which is thoughtfully made higher for the occasion. If ever the scene was set for the Prime Minister to inspire anyone, this is it. There he is with his people. He can say anything and they will go mad with enthusiasm. Anything.

He doesn’t get around to saying anything at all. Nothing. Big Malcolm shuffles his feet a lot, and that is about that. He apologises for Tammie not being here, because she is smashing a bottle of champagne over some boat in Hamburg which should fix all our economic problems once and for all.

He says things might be crook, but they were even worse under Gough, and someone says “Hear, hear,” and this sort of catches on and a lot of people start saying “Hear, hear,” for a while. He says that the CPI is made up of nonsense statistics because they make him look bad, and other statistics are good because they make him look better, if not good.

He says that it is about time for all the new union rules because there have to be laws for everyone. He does not mention that the new industrial laws are just as useless as the present lot, because no one will be game to enforce them; just as no one has ever been game since Ben Chifley and Doc Evatt in 1949.

By this time, at a conservative estimate, a third of the audience is asleep and two thirds wish they were asleep. I am not certain into which category the Prime Minister falls, but I suspect he is talking in his sleep nevertheless. He cracks a joke and one person laughs, whom the Prime Minister thanks, and no one laughs.

Just to round off the excitement the Prime Minister goes into a lot of boring stuff about how the word “communist” actually exists. And how the referendums are essential if ever we are going to have constitutional change and the reason that he has gone against simultaneous elections for Lower (than what?) and Upper Houses in the past, is that everyone knows that the public are mugs and will get confused so he says “No” before; but this time he is saying “Yes” because that way the public (remembering again how dumb we are) will not get confused the way the public do.

And then in the middle of a sentence — as far as I can tell — he finishes. A few people clap and this wakes up some of the other people who also clap. It is not deafening. I think I hear a pin drop but I might be wrong.

This is our leader in action, stirring up his troops for the battle. He might be tall enough, he might be well-bred enough, and he might even have his heart in the right place. God knows, he may even be doing his best.

But if the Prime Minister can’t keep more than a third of his own family awake with a bit of a chat after dinner, how can we expect this man to wake the rest of Australia up? Then I look around the room and wonder if it matters anyway.

There they are. Most of the leaders of Australian industry. Mostly gone to Gowings. Almost entirely ancient history department. Maybe Fraser really is the best they’ve got. Let us pray.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Governments Consume Wealth — They Don't Create It
  2. Singo and Howard Propose Privatising Bondi Beach
  3. Singo and Howard Speak Out Against the Crackpot Realism of the CIS and IPA
  4. Singo and Howard on Compromise
  5. Singo and Howard on Monopolies
  6. Singo and Howard Support Sydney Harbour Bridge Restructure
  7. Singo and Howard on Striking at the Root, and the Failure of Howard, the CIS and the IPA
  8. Singo and Howard Explain Why Australia is Not a Capitalist Country
  9. Singo and Howard Call Democracy Tyrannical
  10. Singo and Howard on Drugs!
  11. Simpleton sells his poll philosophy
  12. Singo and Howard Decry Australia Day
  13. Singo and Howard Endorse the Workers Party
  14. Singo and Howard Oppose the Liberal Party
  15. Singo and Howard Admit that Liberals Advocate and Commit Crime
  16. Up the Workers! Bob Howard's 1979 Workers Party Reflection in Playboy
  17. John Whiting's Inaugural Workers Party Presidential Address
  18. John Singleton and Bob Howard 1975 Monday Conference TV Interview on the Workers Party
  19. Singo and Howard on Aborigines
  20. Singo and Howard on Conservatism
  21. Singo and Howard on the Labor Party
  22. Singo, Howard and Hancock Want to Secede
  23. John Singleton changes his name
  24. Lang Hancock's Foreword to Rip Van Australia
  25. New party will not tolerate bludgers: Radical party against welfare state
  26. Singo and Howard introduce Rip Van Australia
  27. Singo and Howard on Knee-Jerks
  28. Singo and Howard on Tax Hunts (Lobbying)
  29. Singo and Howard on Rights
  30. Singo and Howard on Crime
  31. Singo and Howard on Justice
  32. Singo and Howard on Unemployment
  33. John Singleton on 1972's Cigarette Legislation
  34. Singo and Howard: Gambling Should Neither Be Illegal Nor Taxed
  35. Workers Party Platform
  36. Singo and Howard Join Forces to Dismantle Welfare State
  37. Singo and Howard on Business
  38. Singo and Howard on Discrimination
  39. Singo and Howard on the Greens
  40. Singo and Howard on Xenophobia
  41. Singo and Howard on Murdoch, Packer and Monopolistic Media
  42. Singo and Howard Explain that Pure Capitalism Solves Pollution
  43. Singo and Howard Defend Miners Against Government
  44. Singo and Howard on Bureaucracy
  45. Singo and Howard on Corporate Capitalism
  46. The last words of Charles Russell
  47. Ted Noffs' Preface to Rip Van Australia
  48. Right-wing anarchists revamping libertarian ideology
  49. Giving a chukka to the Workers Party
  50. Govt "villain" in eyes of new party
  51. "A beautiful time to be starting a new party": Rand fans believe in every man for himself
  52. Introducing the new Workers' Party
  53. Paul Rackemann 1980 Progress Party Election Speech
  54. Lang Hancock 1978 George Negus Interview
  55. Voices of frustration
  56. Policies of Workers Party
  57. Party Promises to Abolish Tax
  58. AAA Tow Truck Co.
  59. Singo and Howard on Context
  60. Singo and Howard Blame Roosevelt for Pearl Harbour
  61. Singo and Howard on Apathy
  62. Workers Party is "not just a funny flash in the pan"
  63. Singo and Howard on Decency
  64. John Singleton in 1971 on the 2010 Federal Election
  65. Matthew, Mark, Luke & John Pty. Ltd. Advertising Agents
  66. Viv Forbes Wins 1986 Adam Smith Award
  67. The writing of the Workers Party platform and the differences between the 1975 Australian and American libertarian movements
  68. Who's Who in the Workers Party
  69. Bob Howard interviewed by Merilyn Giesekam on the Workers Party
  70. A Farewell to Armchair Critics
  71. Sukrit Sabhlok interviews Mark Tier
  72. David Russell Leads 1975 Workers Party Queensland Senate Team
  73. David Russell Workers Party Policy Speech on Brisbane TV
  74. Bludgers need not apply
  75. New party formed "to slash controls"
  76. The Workers Party
  77. Malcolm Turnbull says "the Workers party is a force to be reckoned with"
  78. The great consumer protection trick
  79. The "Workers" speak out
  80. How the whores pretend to be nuns
  81. The Workers Party is a Political Party
  82. Shit State Subsidised Socialist Schooling Should Cease Says Singo
  83. My Journey to Anarchy:
    From political and economic agnostic to anarchocapitalist
  84. Workers Party Reunion Intro
  85. Singo and Howard on Freedom from Government and Other Criminals
  86. Singo and Howard on Young People
  87. Singo and Howard Expose how Government Healthcare Controls Legislate Doctors into Slavery
  88. Singo and Howard Engage with Homosexuality
  89. Singo and Howard Demand Repeal of Libel and Slander Laws
  90. Singo and Howard on Consumer Protection
  91. Singo and Howard on Consistency
  92. Workers Party is born as foe of government
  93. Political branch formed
  94. Government seen by new party as evil
  95. Singo and Howard on Non-Interference
  96. Singo and Howard on Women's Lib
  97. Singo and Howard on Licences
  98. Singo and Howard on Gun Control
  99. Singo and Howard on Human Nature
  100. Singo and Howard on Voting
  101. Singo and Howard on
    Inherited Wealth
  102. Singo and Howard on Education
  103. Singo and Howard on Qualifications
  104. Ron Manners on the Workers Party
  105. Singo and Howard Hate Politicians
  106. Undeserved handouts make Australia the lucky country
  107. A happy story about Aborigines
  108. John Singleton on Political Advertising
  109. Richard Hall, Mike Stanton and Judith James on the Workers Party
  110. Singo Incites Civil Disobedience
  111. How John Singleton Would Make Tony Abbott Prime Minister
  112. The Discipline of Necessity
  113. John Singleton on the first election the Workers Party contested
  114. Libertarians: Radicals on the right
  115. The Bulletin on Maxwell Newton as Workers Party national spokesman on economics and politics
  116. Singo and Howard: Australia Should Pull Out of the Olympics
  117. Singo and Howard Like Foreign Investment
  118. Mark Tier corrects Nation Review on the Workers Party
  119. The impossible dream
  120. Why can't I get away with it?
  121. The bold and boring Lib/Lab shuffle
  122. Time for progress
  123. The loonie right implodes
  124. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  125. John Singleton on refusing to do business with criminals and economic illiterates
  126. Censorship should be banned
  127. "Listen, mate, a socialist is a bum"
  128. John Singleton on Advertising
  129. John Singleton on why he did the Hawke re-election campaign
  130. Sinclair Hill calls for dropping a neutron bomb on Canberra
  131. Bob Howard in Reason 1974-77
  132. John Singleton defends ockerism
  133. Singo and Howard talk Civil Disobedience
  134. The Census Con
  135. Singo and Howard Oppose Australian Participation in the Vietnam War
  136. Did John Singleton oppose the mining industry and privatising healthcare in 1990?
  137. Bob Carr in 1981 on John Singleton's political bent
  138. John Singleton-Ita Buttrose interview (1977)
  139. King Leonard of Hutt River Declares Defensive Just War Against Australia the Aggressor
  140. Singo says Lang Hancock violated Australia's 11th commandment: Thou Shalt Not Succeed
  141. Singleton: the White Knight of Ockerdom
  142. John Singleton bites into Sinclair Hill's beef
  143. Save Parramatta Road
  144. 1979 news item on new TV show John Singleton With a Lot of Help From His Friends
  145. Smoking, Health and Freedom
  146. Singo and Howard on Unions
  147. Singo and Howard Smash the State
  148. Singo and Howard on the big issue of Daylight Saving
  149. Come back Bob - It was all in fun!
  150. A few "chukkas" in the Senate for polo ace?
  151. Country Rejuvenation - Towards a Better Future
  152. Singo and Howard on Profits, Super Profits and Natural Disasters
  153. John Singleton's 1977 pitch that he be on a committee of one to run the Sydney 1988 Olympics for profit
  154. Thoughts on Land Ownership
  155. 1975 Max Newton-Ash Long interview on the Workers Party
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