John Whiting, “Still Workers Party,” The Bulletin, May 14, 1977, pp. 6-9.
Now that John Singleton has changed his name by deed poll as he thought that his birth name had a rather stupid ring about it, I was surprised to find him using his old name when writing an article entitled “The $100-a-plate sleepathon” (The Bulletin, April 23 [republished below]).
Of course, that stuff about John Singleton’s name is a all a bit of baloney but who cares about truth and accuracy these days?
If John Singleton can play things off the top of his head when referring to the name of a political party, why shouldn’t I do the same when referring to his name?
It may be recalled that John Singleton told us that the name “Workers Party” is a stupid name and for this reason it has now been changed. Is it? Has it?
The truth is that the Workers Party has not changed its name except in Mr Singleton’s rather vivid imagination. Admittedly there are various State Progress Parties but, as parties, these are distinct from the Workers Party.
Incidentally, the name “Workers Party” is a very accurate one, for whether people have yet woken up to it or not, a free society with true free enterprise is one in the best interests of all workers.
By the way, Mr Singleton is no longer the chairman or a spokesman of the Workers Party.
JOHN WHITING
National president, Workers Party, Adelaide SA
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John Singleton, “The $100-a-plate sleepathon,” The Bulletin, April 23, 1977, p. 14.
It is your typical Liberal Party do. The ladies are nice and charming with cheeks full of too many scones and hair full of too much blue rinse. There aren’t too many ladies either, due to the fact that most of the men are about 100 years old.
Another good way to tell that it is a Liberal Party do is that it costs $100 a plate to get in, it’s at the Wentworth instead of Paddo Town Hall, and you get served second-rate champagne instead of flat beer in peanut butter glasses.
Everyone stands around uncomfortably talking nonsense about how well Malcolm looks despite all the worries he has, etc, etc. You can imagine the rest. Thanks God we’ve got rid of Gough, etc.
And naturally, every second person also asks me why I got mixed up with the Workers Party and what a stupid name it is anyway. Which is right about being a stupid name and at least it’s changed now, and anyway on with the show.
The microphone tells us to be seated and away we go. Our host, Sir Kenneth Anderson, and his wife, who shake our hands on the way in (you have to go queue up, otherwise you might miss out), gets up and says welcome and stand up here he comes in person, and now sit down. I am sitting at a place where I can very clearly see that Sir Kenneth Anderson has copped his knighthood for loyalty to 12-inch peg trousers and services to virtual incoherence.
He mumbles a bit of a Scottish joke, which no one laughs at, then he sits down and we get stuck into your typical Liberal Party tucker. Smoked salmon. Those soups without any meat or vegetables in them. Very classy and very tasteless. And then a bit of fillet steak with bacon wrapped around it, and vegetables tossed all over it, and the whole boring mess is all typed up on a very Liberal-looking menu with the Prime Minister’s name written all over it, so that all the people can take it home and leave it to their grandchildren who will not have long to wait, if you want my opinion.
Someone proposes a toast to the Queen, just like at a country wedding, so that everyone who has already been smoking may now smoke, which is par for the course.
Then comes the greatest moment, and Sir Kenneth mutters the intro and the Prime Minister his very self walks up to the mike, which is thoughtfully made higher for the occasion. If ever the scene was set for the Prime Minister to inspire anyone, this is it. There he is with his people. He can say anything and they will go mad with enthusiasm. Anything.
He doesn’t get around to saying anything at all. Nothing. Big Malcolm shuffles his feet a lot, and that is about that. He apologises for Tammie not being here, because she is smashing a bottle of champagne over some boat in Hamburg which should fix all our economic problems once and for all.
He says things might be crook, but they were even worse under Gough, and someone says “Hear, hear,” and this sort of catches on and a lot of people start saying “Hear, hear,” for a while. He says that the CPI is made up of nonsense statistics because they make him look bad, and other statistics are good because they make him look better, if not good.
He says that it is about time for all the new union rules because there have to be laws for everyone. He does not mention that the new industrial laws are just as useless as the present lot, because no one will be game to enforce them; just as no one has ever been game since Ben Chifley and Doc Evatt in 1949.
By this time, at a conservative estimate, a third of the audience is asleep and two thirds wish they were asleep. I am not certain into which category the Prime Minister falls, but I suspect he is talking in his sleep nevertheless. He cracks a joke and one person laughs, whom the Prime Minister thanks, and no one laughs.
Just to round off the excitement the Prime Minister goes into a lot of boring stuff about how the word “communist” actually exists. And how the referendums are essential if ever we are going to have constitutional change and the reason that he has gone against simultaneous elections for Lower (than what?) and Upper Houses in the past, is that everyone knows that the public are mugs and will get confused so he says “No” before; but this time he is saying “Yes” because that way the public (remembering again how dumb we are) will not get confused the way the public do.
And then in the middle of a sentence — as far as I can tell — he finishes. A few people clap and this wakes up some of the other people who also clap. It is not deafening. I think I hear a pin drop but I might be wrong.
This is our leader in action, stirring up his troops for the battle. He might be tall enough, he might be well-bred enough, and he might even have his heart in the right place. God knows, he may even be doing his best.
But if the Prime Minister can’t keep more than a third of his own family awake with a bit of a chat after dinner, how can we expect this man to wake the rest of Australia up? Then I look around the room and wonder if it matters anyway.
There they are. Most of the leaders of Australian industry. Mostly gone to Gowings. Almost entirely ancient history department. Maybe Fraser really is the best they’ve got. Let us pray.
- Up the Workers! Bob Howard's 1979 Workers Party Reflection in Playboy
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- Workers Party Policy Speech
- New party will not tolerate bludgers: Radical party against welfare state
- Workers Party is "not just a funny flash in the pan"
- Who's Who in the Workers Party
- New party formed "to slash controls"
- Democracy = Fascism
- Governments Consume Wealth — They Don't Create It
- Singo and Howard Propose Privatising Bondi Beach
- Singo and Howard Speak Out Against the Crackpot Realism of the CIS and IPA
- Singo and Howard on Compromise
- Singo and Howard on Monopolies
- Singo and Howard Support Sydney Harbour Bridge Restructure
- Singo and Howard on Striking at the Root, and the Failure of Howard, the CIS and the IPA
- Singo and Howard Explain Why Australia is Not a Capitalist Country
- Singo and Howard Call Democracy Tyrannical
- Singo and Howard on Drugs!
- Simpleton sells his poll philosophy
- Singo and Howard Decry Australia Day
- Singo and Howard Endorse the Workers Party
- Singo and Howard Oppose the Liberal Party
- Singo and Howard Admit that Liberals Advocate and Commit Crime
- Up the Workers! Bob Howard's 1979 Workers Party Reflection in Playboy
- John Whiting's Inaugural Workers Party Presidential Address
- John Singleton and Bob Howard 1975 Monday Conference TV Interview on the Workers Party
- Singo and Howard on Aborigines
- Singo and Howard on Conservatism
- Singo and Howard on the Labor Party
- Singo, Howard and Hancock Want to Secede
- John Singleton changes his name
- Lang Hancock's Foreword to Rip Van Australia
- New party will not tolerate bludgers: Radical party against welfare state
- Singo and Howard introduce Rip Van Australia
- Singo and Howard on Knee-Jerks
- Singo and Howard on Tax Hunts (Lobbying)
- Singo and Howard on Rights
- Singo and Howard on Crime
- Singo and Howard on Justice
- Singo and Howard on Unemployment
- John Singleton on 1972's Cigarette Legislation
- Singo and Howard: Gambling Should Neither Be Illegal Nor Taxed
- Workers Party Platform
- Singo and Howard Join Forces to Dismantle Welfare State
- Singo and Howard on Business
- Singo and Howard on Discrimination
- Singo and Howard on the Greens
- Singo and Howard on Xenophobia
- Singo and Howard on Murdoch, Packer and Monopolistic Media
- Singo and Howard Explain that Pure Capitalism Solves Pollution
- Singo and Howard Defend Miners Against Government
- Singo and Howard on Bureaucracy
- Singo and Howard on Corporate Capitalism
- The last words of Charles Russell
- Ted Noffs' Preface to Rip Van Australia
- Right-wing anarchists revamping libertarian ideology
- Giving a chukka to the Workers Party
- Govt "villain" in eyes of new party
- "A beautiful time to be starting a new party": Rand fans believe in every man for himself
- Introducing the new Workers' Party
- Paul Rackemann 1980 Progress Party Election Speech
- Lang Hancock 1978 George Negus Interview
- Voices of frustration
- Policies of Workers Party
- Party Promises to Abolish Tax
- AAA Tow Truck Co.
- Singo and Howard on Context
- Singo and Howard Blame Roosevelt for Pearl Harbour
- Singo and Howard on Apathy
- Workers Party is "not just a funny flash in the pan"
- Singo and Howard on Decency
- John Singleton in 1971 on the 2010 Federal Election
- Matthew, Mark, Luke & John Pty. Ltd. Advertising Agents
- Viv Forbes Wins 1986 Adam Smith Award
- The writing of the Workers Party platform and the differences between the 1975 Australian and American libertarian movements
- Who's Who in the Workers Party
- Bob Howard interviewed by Merilyn Giesekam on the Workers Party
- A Farewell to Armchair Critics
- Sukrit Sabhlok interviews Mark Tier
- David Russell Leads 1975 Workers Party Queensland Senate Team
- David Russell Workers Party Policy Speech on Brisbane TV
- Bludgers need not apply
- New party formed "to slash controls"
- The Workers Party
- Malcolm Turnbull says "the Workers party is a force to be reckoned with"
- The great consumer protection trick
- The "Workers" speak out
- How the whores pretend to be nuns
- The Workers Party is a Political Party
- Shit State Subsidised Socialist Schooling Should Cease Says Singo
- My Journey to Anarchy:
From political and economic agnostic to anarchocapitalist - Workers Party Reunion Intro
- Singo and Howard on Freedom from Government and Other Criminals
- Singo and Howard on Young People
- Singo and Howard Expose how Government Healthcare Controls Legislate Doctors into Slavery
- Singo and Howard Engage with Homosexuality
- Singo and Howard Demand Repeal of Libel and Slander Laws
- Singo and Howard on Consumer Protection
- Singo and Howard on Consistency
- Workers Party is born as foe of government
- Political branch formed
- Government seen by new party as evil
- Singo and Howard on Non-Interference
- Singo and Howard on Women's Lib
- Singo and Howard on Licences
- Singo and Howard on Gun Control
- Singo and Howard on Human Nature
- Singo and Howard on Voting
- Singo and Howard on
Inherited Wealth - Singo and Howard on Education
- Singo and Howard on Qualifications
- Ron Manners on the Workers Party
- Singo and Howard Hate Politicians
- Undeserved handouts make Australia the lucky country
- A happy story about Aborigines
- John Singleton on Political Advertising
- Richard Hall, Mike Stanton and Judith James on the Workers Party
- Singo Incites Civil Disobedience
- How John Singleton Would Make Tony Abbott Prime Minister
- The Discipline of Necessity
- John Singleton on the first election the Workers Party contested
- Libertarians: Radicals on the right
- The Bulletin on Maxwell Newton as Workers Party national spokesman on economics and politics
- Singo and Howard: Australia Should Pull Out of the Olympics
- Singo and Howard Like Foreign Investment
- Mark Tier corrects Nation Review on the Workers Party
- The impossible dream
- Why can't I get away with it?
- The bold and boring Lib/Lab shuffle
- Time for progress
- The loonie right implodes
- Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
- John Singleton on refusing to do business with criminals and economic illiterates
- Censorship should be banned
- "Listen, mate, a socialist is a bum"
- John Singleton on Advertising
- John Singleton on why he did the Hawke re-election campaign
- Sinclair Hill calls for dropping a neutron bomb on Canberra
- Bob Howard in Reason 1974-77
- John Singleton defends ockerism
- Singo and Howard talk Civil Disobedience
- The Census Con
- Singo and Howard Oppose Australian Participation in the Vietnam War
- Did John Singleton oppose the mining industry and privatising healthcare in 1990?
- Bob Carr in 1981 on John Singleton's political bent
- John Singleton-Ita Buttrose interview (1977)
- King Leonard of Hutt River Declares Defensive Just War Against Australia the Aggressor
- Singo says Lang Hancock violated Australia's 11th commandment: Thou Shalt Not Succeed
- Singleton: the White Knight of Ockerdom
- John Singleton bites into Sinclair Hill's beef
- Save Parramatta Road
- 1979 news item on new TV show John Singleton With a Lot of Help From His Friends
- Smoking, Health and Freedom
- Singo and Howard on Unions
- Singo and Howard Smash the State
- Singo and Howard on the big issue of Daylight Saving
- Come back Bob - It was all in fun!
- A few "chukkas" in the Senate for polo ace?
- Country Rejuvenation - Towards a Better Future
- Singo and Howard on Profits, Super Profits and Natural Disasters
- John Singleton's 1977 pitch that he be on a committee of one to run the Sydney 1988 Olympics for profit
- Thoughts on Land Ownership
- 1975 Max Newton-Ash Long interview on the Workers Party
