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Bert Kelly, “Tassie should cut the painter,”
The Bulletin, March 8, 1983, p. 100.

I tried to get Eccles excited about the election but he thinks he is above menial matters such as party politics. “I do not claim to be able to solve all the world’s problems as you used to do,” he said with unusual modesty, “but I could certainly solve Tasmania’s if they would only do what I say.”

When I pressed him further, he said that Tasmania must secede from the Federation — then it would bound ahead as Hong Kong and Singapore have done. Both these tiny city States have no resources apart from their freedom and their determination to get on but they have progressed far faster than we have — indeed faster than neighbours who are far larger and have far more resources.

“Why, both Singapore and Hong Kong hardly have enough water of their own to drink, while Tasmania has plenty of water, or so I am told,” Eccles explained. “If only Tasmania could be freed of the shackles that Australia has put on it, it would develop so fast that we would hardly see which way it went. The standard of living in both Singapore and Hong Kong is rising far faster than is ours. Tasmania’s would, too, if only it could govern itself.”

It is certainly an interesting prospect. Tasmania would immediately be freed from grip of the do-gooders who think they know how Tasmania should conduct its affairs. Tasmanians would be able to manage their own heritage which they would do far better than people who live in Melbourne. It would be free to build its own dam on its own river and even make its own mistakes instead of ours.

Eccles says that Tasmania would certainly be able to afford to build its own dam without having to come crawling to the Commonwealth because, if it became a free trade island, people from Australia and New Zealand would pour into it as they pour into Singapore and Hong Kong.

“And just think of the tourist trade that would follow,” Eccles said gloatingly. “Tourists already go there in large numbers because Tasmania has many tourist attractions in its scenery and gambling casinos. If to these could be added the inducement of free trade goods, there would be no limit to the tourist trade that would suddenly appear.

The more you think of it, other advantages spring up everywhere. For instance, Tasmania would be free to pursue an open-skies policy instead of being held in the iron grip of our two-airline policy. And it would cease to be clobbered by our awful Navigation Act which forces it to use the most expensive shipping in the world.

Under the stimulus of free trade, Tasmania’s manufacturing industries would blossom because it would have access to cheaper raw materials. For instance, it would be able to buy its steel at world prices and cheap textile yarns also. Before long its industries would be expanding as are those of Hong Kong and Singapore. And just think what it would mean to be able to buy its cars at a $3000 discount! Tasmanians would even get their reaping machines at 15 per cent less than we poor mainland farmers have to pay. And they would not be cursed with our system where, when wages go up, tariffs have to leapfrog upwards to keep our industries competitive with imports.

The idea has many other advantages. Tasmanians would not be lumbered with our prehistoric industrial relations system which gives the unions the power to hold us all to ransom. And they would not be cursed with a Federal system of government which forces them to accept charity from statesmen in Canberra who do not know what is good for Tasmania anyway. And they could have their own constitution which they could alter as they wish so they need only have one election every five years, if they do desired, instead of being pestered by elections and politicians almost all the time.

Tasmanians could also have their own income tax Act instead of our present monstrosity. This and the prospect of a lower cost structure brought about by free trade would lure businessmen from the mainland and New Zealand in a great flood.

Both Western Australia and the Northern Territory have been tempted to secede from the Federation but they have had border difficulties which Tasmania, being an island, would not have. And Tasmanians would not even have to get their knickers in a knot trying to think up a name for the new nation. They could probably use our old flag, as I understand that we are going to be forced to have a new one soon.

If Tasmania does secede, I will be the first mainlander to become a citizen of the new country. Just think of the joy of living in a land not dominated by government or by union.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
  126. Perish the thawed!
  127. Modest Farmer sees his ideas take hold
  128. Max Newton: Maverick in Exile
  129. Why no-one nails the Big Green Lie
  130. A case for ministerial inertia
  131. Why politicians don't like the truth
  132. Ominous dark clouds are gathering
  133. Better to be popular than right
  134. Crying in the wilderness
  135. Ivory tower needs thumping
  136. Bert Kelly asks, "How can you believe in free enterprise and government intervention at the same time?"
  137. Rural Problems
  138. Unholy state of taxation
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