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Bert Kelly, “A touch of Fred’s anarchy,” The Bulletin, July 19, 1983, p. 118.

Ever since I quoted that Centre of Independent Studies article by Neville Kennard about the debilitating effect of government intervention on business, I have been inundated with other examples. In desperation I took a carton of correspondence over to Fred for him to winnow through and, as usual, he came up with one of his really practical solutions. “Pass a law outlawing all government, Bert,” he said wisely. “Most of our troubles begin and end with governments.”

I have so many examples in front of me that I don’t know where to start. Perhaps we should begin again with Kennard because the government iron has really entered his soul. Kennard hires out equipment of all kinds to builders and other people in Sydney. He wanted to import some shipping containers for use as storage units on building sites and he found a Japanese shipping line with containers to sell. So, after some haggling, a deal was done and containers began arriving in Melbourne and Brisbane with Kennard paying the 30 percent duty and everyone happy. Or perhaps Kennard was not altogether happy but he paid the duty and was brave about it.

Then the containers began to be landed in Sydney and the Customs people stepped in and told Kennard that they could be imported only if they were paid for before arriving in Australia. Puzzled by all this, he asked if it would be all right if he were to reload the Sydney containers on a ship, take them out to sea again, pay for them there and then bring them back? “We think that that would be permissible,” was the weighty bureaucratic reply.

Fortunately Kennard wrote to the then Minister for Business and Consumer Affairs, Vic Garland, and, after describing his position, ended with this poignant sentence: “I hope you can resolve the situation before your department really starts to look silly.” Fortunately, the minister took the hint but what would have happened if Kennard had not been pigheaded?

Here is another case. I quote from a letter from Barry Hughes, of Hughes Engineering, in Southport, Queensland. He says: “Last year our company bought $120,000 worth of steel. We could have bought the same Australian (BHP) steel from New Zealand for $95,000, including freight there and back.” It should be noted that the freight and handling charges to and from New Zealand would be the most expensive in the world. I do not say that government made this arrangement compulsory but certainly the way the government has stifled steel competition has encouraged this stupid behaviour.

It is not only Commonwealth governments who get their clumsy paws in the business machine and it seems that Liberals are as eager to do this as are socialists, although they are always proclaiming their distrust of government intervention. Yet, when Liberals were in power in South Australia, they allowed supermarkets to sell chicken meat on late shopping nights while refusing them permission to sell red meat. You can imagine how this made the red meat producing farmers see red, particularly as they were feeling the competition from chicken meat very keenly. Evidently this was done to stop butchers having to compete with supermarkets on late shopping nights.

The Liberals did the same with bread. Some supermarkets began cutting bread prices, foolishly thinking that the Liberal Government, being dedicated to competition in the market place, would be glad. But instead our people quickly put an end to the price war on the grounds that there would be less bread delivered thus putting some bread carters out of work. If they had thought of it, they would have probably demanded that bread carters go back to using horses and so create even more employment.

Adelaide is notorious for having too many petrol stations. A petrol price war sprang up but the Liberal Government put a stop to that, saying that price cutting would force some stations to close, so putting some people out of work. Yet surely it is Liberal philosophy to encourage competition — or so we are always saying.

The Victorian Liberal Government stopped supermarkets and other groups from selling beer cheaply because this competition was unfair to hotel keepers. My poor heart bled for them.

However, I have to report that the British are ahead of us in this matter of government intervention. In that country, first class mail is delivered before second class mail. A friend in Wales told me that his postie gave him a second class letter and then asked to have it back so that he could deliver it to him later. However, we are determined to catch up and we are working on it.

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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