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Bert Kelly, June 19 1970. Economics Made Easy (Adelaide: Brolga Books, 1982). pp. 129-31.

I once used to make resounding speeches complaining about the multiplicity of government departments and how grossly underworked and overpaid were the civil servants in those departments. These sentiments were usually received with gratification by my rural audiences, which contained very few civil servants who seldom ventured far from the city.

I justified this stand by pointing out that I was dedicated to saving the citizens’ money. This sentiment was received, as I say, with gratification, but certainly not with rapture. After I came to Canberra, it did not take me long to find out that the Member of Parliament who advocated saving money did not loom very large alongside the man who advocated spending it.

Isn’t it a queer business? The government has no money of its own, and all it spends it gets from the citizens. And much of the year, these citizens spend most of their time gathering together in small groups, complaining about the proliferation of civil servants, how little work they do and how much they are paid, and how high is income tax and how it is dampening their incentive to work and so on. But about twice a year these same citizens go along to a public meeting of some kind, perhaps a political meeting, and then they spend almost all their time complaining about the lack of vision and the absolute stinginess of the government because it won’t give more of their money away to someone else.

The clever people who write the political columns in the newspapers are just the same. When the Budget is being framed, these very worthy gentlemen, with impeccable economic logic, castigate the government unless it spends a cent more than is absolutely necessary. The rest of the year they spend kicking the guts out of the government because it isn’t spending more on a naval base at Cockburn Sound, more on pensions, more on storage of water, more on hospitals, more on education, more and more on just about everything.

Of course, Fred is not like that. He absolutely hates the government spending money on anything at all, except on simple things like subsidizing superphosphate and wheat, and on roads, school buses, country high schools, water reticulation in the country and so on — things that are really worthwhile and necessary.

Now Mavis may not know much about economics, but she has a very shrewd idea of how I should behave if I am to climb the political ladder. So she is at my side, continually urging me to make a good fellow of myself, giving away taxpayers’ money.

Eccles stands grimly at the other side, sniffing occasionally, but always urging economy on me. When I express surprise at the difficulty of my situation, he says it is self-inflicted. “None of this would happen, my man,” he grizzles, “if you wretched Members of Parliament every time you opened an irrigation dam, or an old folks’ home or you increased pensions or any time you did anything like that, you did not pretend it was your money, and not the citizens’, you were throwing around so generously.”

I suppose there is a lot in this. Sometimes I open an old folks’ home. On such occasions I am often able to present a cheque from the government to the chairman of the group that has really done the work. The speech I make on that occasion is interlaced with references to the generosity of the government (and by implication, me) when all the time I know that if it was my money they were getting, and not the citizens’, they would be getting a much smaller helping.

You would realise, if you stopped and thought, that the government hasn’t really been generous with its own money. But citizens don’t stop and think. They are in such a hurry to get their hands into the honeypot, that they haven’t time to think. So governments spend more and more, and tax more and more, and taxpayers grizzle more and more, urging economy on politicians on Sunday, and generosity for the rest of the week.

It’s no wonder we get confused!

(in order of appearance on Economics.org.au)
  1. Bert Kelly on Journalism
  2. Move for a body of Modest Members
  3. Modest Members Association
  4. Bert Kelly's Maiden Parliamentary Speech
  5. Government Intervention
  6. 1976 Monday Conference transcript featuring Bert Kelly
  7. Petrol for Farmers
  8. Some Sacred Cows
  9. Experiences in Parliament
  10. Spending your Money
  11. Who needs literary licence?
  12. A touch of Fred's anarchy
  13. Supply and Demand
  14. Bert Kelly on Disaster Relief
  15. Bert Kelly Wants to Secede
  16. Under Labor, is working hard foolish?
  17. An Idiot's Guide to Interventionism
  18. Bert Kelly Destroys the Side Benefits Argument for Government
  19. Bert Kelly gets his head around big-headed bird-brained politics
  20. First Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  21. Second Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  22. Third Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  23. Fourth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  24. Fifth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  25. Sixth Modest Member (Bert Kelly) AFR Column
  26. Bert Kelly on the 2011 Budget and Australia's Pathetic Journalists and Politicians
  27. Bert Kelly, Bastard or Simple Sod?
  28. Liberal Backbencher Hits Govt. Over Import Restrictions
  29. Bert Kelly feels a dam coming on at each election
  30. Bert Kelly Enters Parliament
  31. Why take in one another's washing?
  32. Bert Kelly breaks the law, disrespects government and enjoys it
  33. Gillard's galley-powered waterskiing
  34. Can price control really work?
  35. Should we put up with socialism?
  36. We're quick to get sick of socialism
  37. Time the protection racket ended
  38. Can't pull the wool over Farmer Fred
  39. People not Politics
  40. Bert Kelly admits he should have had less faith in politicians
  41. Labor: a girl who couldn't say no
  42. Why leading businessmen carry black briefcases
  43. Ludwig von Mises on page 3 of AFR
  44. Mavis wants the Modest Member to dedicate his book to her
  45. Time to Butcher "Aussie Beef"
  46. Bert Kelly reviews The War Diaries of Weary Dunlop
  47. Bert Kelly reviews We Were There
  48. Tariffs get the fork-tongue treatment
  49. Bert Kelly reduces government to its absurdities
  50. Politician sacrifices his ... honesty
  51. It's all a matter of principle
  52. Bert Kelly Destroys the Infant Industry Argument
  53. Bert Kelly Untangles Tariff Torment
  54. Bert Kelly resorts to prayer
  55. Eccles keeps our nose hard down on the tariff grindstone
  56. "Don't you believe in protecting us against imports from cheap labour countries?"
  57. Even if lucky, we needn't be stupid
  58. Great "freedom of choice" mystery
  59. Small government's growth problem
  60. Tariffs Introduced
  61. More About Tariffs
  62. Sacred cow kicker into print
  63. Modest Member must not give up
  64. Traditional Wheat Farming is Our Birthright and Heritage and Must be Protected!
  65. Bert Kelly brilliantly defends "theoretical academics"
  66. The Society of Modest Members
  67. John Hyde's illogical, soft, complicated, unfocussed and unsuccessful attempt to communicate why he defends markets
  68. Modesty ablaze
  69. Case for ministers staying home
  70. The unusual self-evident simplicity of the Modest Members Society
  71. Animal lib the new scourge of the bush
  72. The Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Krill
  73. Repeal economic laws, force people to buy new cars and enforce tariffs against overseas tennis players
  74. Thoughts on how to kill dinosaurs
  75. Let's try the chill winds
  76. Taking the Right's road
  77. Bert Kelly: "I did not try often or hard enough"
  78. Bert Kelly "lacked ... guts and wisdom"
  79. A look at life without tariffs
  80. The Gospel according to Bert
  81. Tiny note on Bert Kelly's column in The Bulletin in 1985
  82. Why costs can't be guaranteed
  83. Hitting out with a halo
  84. Paying farmers not to grow crops will save on subsidies, revenge tariffs, etc
  85. "The Modest Farmer joins us" | "How The Modest Farmer came to be"
  86. Bert Kelly Destroys the Freeloading Justifies Government Argument
  87. Government Intervention
    vs
    Government Interference
  88. Bigger Cake = Bigger Slices
  89. Bert Kelly on the Political Process
  90. Charabanc: Part 1
  91. Charabanc: Part 2
  92. Charabanc: Part 3
  93. Relationships with the Liberal Party
  94. Tariffs = High Prices + World War
  95. Bert Kelly's Family History
  96. Bert Kelly's Pre-Parliament Life
  97. Why Bert Kelly was not even more publicly outspoken
  98. WEATHER IS USUALLY UNUSUAL
  99. How to stand aside when it's time to be counted
  100. How the Modest Member went back to being a Modest Farmer
  101. My pearls of wisdom were dull beyond belief
  102. Bert Kelly on Political Football
  103. Ross Gittins Wins Bert Kelly Award
  104. Interesting 1964 Bert Kelly speech: he says he is not a free trader and that he supports protection!
  105. This is the wall the Right built
  106. Has Santa socked it to car makers?
  107. Is the Budget a cargo cult?
  108. Will we end up subsidising one another?
  109. Do we want our money to fly?
  110. Can a bear be sure of a feed?
  111. How to impress your MP -
    ambush him
  112. The time for being nice to our MPs has gone ...
  113. Don't feel sorry for him -
    hang on to his ear
  114. Trade wars can easily end up on a battlefield
  115. Tariffs Create Unemployment
  116. Bert Kelly recommends Ayn Rand
  117. Bert Kelly's Satirical Prophecy: Minister for Meteorology (tick) and High Protectionist Policies to Result in War Yet Again (?)
  118. Bert Kelly in 1972 on Foreign Ownership of Australian Farmland and Warren Truss, Barnaby Joyce and Bill Heffernan in 2012
  119. Parliament a place for pragmatists
  120. Of Sugar Wells and Think-Tanks
  121. Bert Kelly: "I must take some of the blame"
  122. A Modest Farmer looks at the Problems of Structural Change
  123. Government Fails Spectacularly
  124. Know your proper place if you want the quiet life
  125. Bert Kelly on political speech writers
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